Kim Zolciak had twins on November 25, and in what is apparently much bigger news, she is now back to a size 4 again. At least, according to the Twitterverse. She and her 16-year-old daughter Brielle have been retweeting one another’s selfies and cutesy quips about how on earth Kim’s “belly is almost gone” just nine days after giving birth. When Brielle asked the internet how her mom could have possibly lost so much weight so fast, Kim told her it was from chasing after Brielle and her siblings. Kim’s twins, Kaia Rose and Kane Ren, are welcomed by her four other children. According to Kim, the babies are “doing awesome.” I don’t know whether to be annoyed about the worldwide obsession with “post-baby bodies” or just totally impressed and awed by her supergenes. [Huffington Post]
Usually when I hear a celebrity is pregnant, especially with a second or third child, I get all pouty. It’s juvenile and crazy, but I have this weird idea that there’s, like, a limited pool of babies to be had, so sometimes it feels like people are getting more of their share when I haven’t had one baby yet. Like I said, juvenile and crazy! But Drew Barrymore is one of the few celebs with whom I have not had that reaction. Because when news broke today that she and husband Will Kopelman are pregnant with their second child (daughter Olive is 13 months), I was, like, stoked for them. Have a second adorable flower child, Drew! I ain’t mad at that. [People]
Little Kimye has been in the world only a couple of days, yet just like her momma and daddy, she is already causing controversy. Despite the fact that E! News reports that Kim had a natural birth, many are quite convinced that isn’t the case. Witnesses reported that they saw Kim being wheeled into a recovery room for women who had Caesarean sections. This isn’t the first time we’ve heard that Kim was going to opt for an elective C-section — back in April, Star magazine claimed that Kim was planning an early C-section just after the eighth-month mark — which is indeed when little Kimye made her appearance. Read more on The Stir…
That’s been the rumor for a few weeks, but now E! Online has gone as far as to confirm the news, saying that multiples sources have told them it’s true — Blue Ivy is going to be a big sister! Now, I’ll hold off on the mazels until we get official confirmation from Bey and husband Jay-Z, because I don’t want to jinx anything. After all, Jayonce and their brethren are among my primary passions in life, so while I normally get kind of annoyed/jealous when celebs in my age bracket or younger have multiple kids before I have one, I make an exception for my favorite celebrity super couple. Anyway, the countdown, ahem, has started for the Knowles-Carter family to confirm or deny this news! I’ll start chilling the champagne and titanium straws! [E! Online]
“Yeah, I’m pregnant! It sucks. If your not pregnant don’t get pregnant for a while because there’s all these symptoms that make you feel weird and hurt and are uncomfortable and 9 months is really really long especially towards the end. You have to pack away all your slutty crop tops and high waisted shorts. Your stressed all the time and in pain and bored on top of that because, at the end of the day if your friends cant smoke with you or even around you they will find something better to do. And when you do ge to go out with some friends your feet and back usually hurt within an hour. Hopefully I will be doing the post in a few months saying how it was all worth it but, I am sure I will be dead from lack of sleep and breastfeeding and changing poopie diapers that I won’t have time to post that. So holla.”
–Oh, that’s just Kreayshawn, rapper and my personal doppleganger, waxing philosophical on the joys of pregnancy to her Tumblr fans. Also, her Tumblr is tricked out like Myspace c. 2003. Remember Myspace? [Kreayshawn]
Is Halle Berry prepping for motherhood round two? TMZ is reporting that the 46-year-old actress is pregnant with her second child — her first with beau Olivier Martinez, 47.
Berry, who is believed to be three months along, is expecting a boy with her fiancé of more than one year. Read more on Celebuzz…