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I Can Barely Breathe Because Kim Kardashian’s Skirt Is So Tight

Not to concern troll, especially because I am not in the habit of feeling sorry for Kim Kardashian, but seriously, guys, I weep for this woman’s feet, lower back, and rabidly stretching stomach region. You would think that Kim would give herself a day off from dressing to the nines from time to time because, you know, she’s pregnant. I would just love to see Kim go for lunch with family or friends in some stretchy pants, a loose T-shirt and a pair of sneakers, rather than a skintight leather skirt and stilettos. I mean, this is an outfit I would find horrifically uncomfy on even my best day. Take a load off, Kim. Your feet are gonna swell on their own accord, they don’t need the help of painful high heels. And wouldn’t it be nice to give your belly a break fromĀ strainingĀ against the waist line of some absurd piece of couture? Because I don’t even really like you and yet I am experiencing sympathy pain. At the very least, do it for me. [Photos: Fame/Flynet/INFDaily]

Snooki Confirms Pregnancy, Shows Off Teensy Baby Bump

Well, this is officially happening. I’m not quite sure what to say about it other than my uterus is weeping. For some reason, whenever a celeb who’s significantly younger than me (Hilary Duff, Kristin Cavallari, etc.) gets knocked up, I take it as a personal affront. Leave one for me, guys. Anyway, as for our favorite stuffed meatball, Snooki says, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks.” [Us Weekly]

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