So. When I saw the little thumbnail of this photo while browsing a gallery from Sundance, I thought to myself, Wow, Amanda Seyfried is getting all up on Gary Oldman. I wonder if he’s married. This led me into a very dark place, i.e. a 15-minute Google Images k-hole in which I learned that not only is Gary Oldman married, but he has an incredibly beautiful wife who is about 20 years younger than him. Then I forced everyone in the vicinity to tell me that they could indeed see the very strong resemblance between Gary Oldman’s incredibly beautiful wife and myself. Then I went back to this photo only to realize: IT WAS NEVER GARY OLDMAN. IT WAS PETER SARSGAARD THE WHOLE TIME. So Maggie Gyllenhaal, watch your back. Alright. I’m done for the day.
Selena Gomez is a really beautiful girl who looks nice in clothing made for adults, so I have no idea why Nylon would choose to style her like a misguided Basketball Wife in a flat-brim hat and some weird woven jersey. It’s just, uh, kinda dumb.
I am curious about what Anne Hathaway and Valentino Garavani (yes, that Valentino) discussed while on holiday together in Switzerland. Her “craft”? The endless benefits of an oatmeal paste and kale diet for young starlets? Whether her wedding headpiece was a headband, a crown, a tiara, or something else entirely? Does she ever lecture him on his deadly tanning habit and the fact that while standing side by side they look like a diagram of healthy human flesh vs. sad leather? Speaking of sad leather, as a vegan, how does she feel about his fur hood? Oh, the imagined conversations …
In these days of ever-present paparazzi, iPhone cameras, and oh, the entire Internet, a huge part of being a celeb is looking like one. Your life is in the public eye, so it goes without saying that the pressure is on, even when you’re off-duty. Fortunately, these 12 stars have nothing to worry about: they look just as beautiful bare-faced as they do all dolled up. Don’t believe us? See for yourself in the gallery above!
Given Lena Dunham‘s fairly recent induction into the Pixie Cut Club, which we presume involved a hazing at the hand of Miley Cyrus, Anne Hathaway, and Michelle Williams, it was only a matter of time before some (fresh! Innovative! Cutting-edge!) photographer and makeup artist decided to give the girl behind “Girls” the full Twiggy. Dare we say she does it better than most? Dunham agreed: hairstylist Reanne White said of Lena’s look, “She was taking pictures of herself and she kept all the makeup to go out that night.” Looking good, Hannah Horvath! [Entertainment Weekly]