Posts tagged "celeb penis"

Did You Ever Wonder What Ludacris Calls His Penis?

Christopher Bridges, aka Ludacris, recently sat down with ELLE (?!?!) in advance of the release of "Furious 7," to talk about lots of things, from raising a 13-year-old daughter to his favorite chick flick. He loves "The Devil Wears Prada" because "it's about focus and leadership." (Oh. Is it?) He has a firm…
By: Megan Reynolds / March 24, 2015

Let’s Ogle This Photo Of Jamie Dornan’s Dick, K?

Wonder why he's so shy now?
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 10, 2015

Happy Presidents Day, Here Is A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Penis

NSFW version here. So is this a legit photo of Justin Bieber's commander-in-chief? Dude, I don't know, all dicks kinda look alike to me, but AJ Daulerio over at Ratter seems pretty familiar and convinced of its authenticity. Get the full scoop on Justin's alleged dong at the link.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 16, 2015

Discuss: Is This Usher’s Dick?

My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher's maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 26, 2014

Morning Quickies: Here Is A GIF Of Ben Affleck’s Penis In “Gone Girl”

A high-quality rip of "Gone Girl" has made its way on to the internet, which means Rich at Gawker took the time to make a GIF of Ben Affleck's dick's infamous cameo. I feel like the lighting is dim enough to make it SFW. [Gawker]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 12, 2014

Nick Jonas Drops Trou, Grabs His Junk In A New Photoshoot That’s Turning Me On

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers. Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue of Flaunt Magazine, where the former boy-bander gives us a glimpse at his glorious ass dimples (yes, they're actually nice, which i…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 3, 2014

5 Seconds Of Summer’s Caleb Hood Sent A SnapChat Of His Dick To A Fan And She Just Couldn’t Keep It To Herself

5 Seconds of Summer is a band that I managed to ignore up until now -- but then Calum Hood, a member of the Australian boyband, showed me his dick and I had to take notice. Well, not me specifically, but the internet at large is now familiar with his phallus thanks to the magic…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 29, 2014

Scott Disick Lets His Little Lord Go Commando

Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn't talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won't mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2014

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes] Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they're not working 50 hours a week and have time to do…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

Idris Elba Practically Broke Twitter Last Night With This Tweet

My Bow makes my dick hard every time I smile...is that normal? pic.twitter.com/AI6k9TOGmu — Idris Elba (@idriselba) January 5, 2014 Last night, en route to the Palm Springs International Film Festival, Idris Elba tweeted this reference to his own hard manhood. Women swooned. And men everywhere were like, "I gotta wear bow tie…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 5, 2014

Find Out Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Which Ones Are Hung Like Horses (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)

Fun Reddit threat alert! Redditor Bhighkin put a call out to the former groupies of Reddit to share their NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. What ensued were a bunch of unreliable, friend-of-a-friend, hookup stories-turned total Reddit fuckery featuring Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, Chad Kroeger,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 19, 2013

Michael Fassbender Would Like Us To Leave His Penis Alone

"It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that was just a matter of me going, OK and just getting naked … I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking. I think of…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 30, 2013

The Dong Show: 10 Penises Featured On HBO

Last week, the girls of College Humor had a "boner" to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them "in between the boobs" or on their own, they plead with the network to show us "an inch of grade A man meat" for every pair of breasts. A…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 20, 2013

Deleted Scene From “The Place Beyond The Pines” Introduces Us To Ryan Gosling’s Substantial Bulge

I've always assumed that my dream celebrity boyfriend Ryan Gosling was packing, but this deleted scene from "The Place Beyond The Pines" offers definitive proof. In the scene, Gosling's character Luke is hauled off to jail and told to strip down to his (tight, blue) skivvies (that happens around the 2:30 mark). Bulge alert. Oh and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2013

Justin Theroux & Grant Bowler Want You To Know Their Balls Are Just As Big As Jon Hamm’s

I mean, right? Justin Theroux went brief-less filming a jogging scene for his new movie yesterday, while the "Liz & Dick" actor brought his moose knuckle to the "Despicable Me" 2" premiere. Settle down, guys. Jon Hamm doesn't even want the title of "Most Obviously…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 28, 2013

Dean McDermott’s Taint Tattoo & 8 Other Celebs With Intimate Ink

This week Tori Spelling tweeted: "O-M-G … My husband @Deanracer just surprised me w/ hottest 'Tori' tattoo in an unbelievably intimate spot I'm blown away!" Of course, she didn't show us a picture of this intimate tattoo, but based on the other bad "Tori" tattoo on his elbow, we can only gue…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 16, 2013

Ryan Lochte Pitches A Tent

What would Ryan Loche do? Put his huge erection on television, it seems. [Guyism]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 7, 2013

Jon Hamm Is Mad Because This Post References His Package

I know Jon Hamm is tired of being objectified by the media for his impossible to ignore large twig-and-berries situation. But as much as I would truly love to honor his request and talk about more important things, like Ryan Gosling's abs, or Channing Tatum's butt, or Megan Fox's toe thumbs, I can't. Because Jo…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 3, 2013

The 12 Biggest Bulges Of 2012

There were a lot of moments in 2012 that stood out, that burst forth, rose in prominence and were hard to ignore. These 12 moments in celebrity bulges were our favorites. We hope they're swelling with pride.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 28, 2012

Imagined Drawings Of Michael Fassbender’s Penis (NSFW)

Before things get awkward here, I feel the need to make a disclaimer that talk of Michael Fassbender's penis (or him in general) does not come without an acknowledgement of the horrific domestic violence charges that were brought against him by an ex-girlfriend and later dropped. I take these charges seriously and they indeed color…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 14, 2012
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