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Instagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon

Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya. More »


Justin Bieber’s (Literal) Redemption Tour Has Begun In Earnest

Justin Bieber’s redemption tour has begun in earnest, and we should all buckle up and brace ourselves for what’s to come. Bieber is on the cover of Billboard this month, in a story that goes deep on his faith, his feelings for Selena Gomez and how truly, actually sorry he is for just about everything he’s done… More »


Justin Bieber’s Team Confirms Dick Pics Are The Real Deal, Requests Their Removal

Plus, Kris Jenner’s most embarrassing moment (it involves sex, LOL) and your one and only chance to see Mariah Carey perform your favorite Christmas song live. More »


Is It Okay To Look At Justin Bieber’s Penis?

Is looking at Justin Bieber’s penis, swinging betwixt his legs and unknowingly being photographed by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens, WRONG? More »


Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)

When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick piercing or a cock ring or just a weird light reflection on the camera lens? Well, longtime fans of Kravitz’s were able to answer that… More »


The Return Of Jon Hamm’s Bulge Made Me Temporarily Forget His Frat Hazing Past

See, Jon, maybe you do want the public ogling and discussing the ever-chubby bulge in your pants. Much better for your reputation than the allegation that you were involved in a violent hazing incident during your college days, right? You’re welcome. Happy to do my part! [Just Jared] … More »


Did You Ever Wonder What Ludacris Calls His Penis?

Christopher Bridges, aka Ludacris, recently sat down with ELLE (?!?!) in advance of the release of “Furious 7,” to talk about lots of things, from raising a 13-year-old daughter to his favorite chick flick. He loves “The Devil Wears Prada” because “it’s about focus and leadership.” (Oh. Is it?) He has a firm grasp on… More »


Let’s Ogle This Photo Of Jamie Dornan’s Dick, K?

Wonder why he’s so shy now? More »


Happy Presidents Day, Here Is A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Penis

NSFW version here. So is this a legit photo of Justin Bieber’s commander-in-chief? Dude, I don’t know, all dicks kinda look alike to me, but AJ Daulerio over at Ratter seems pretty familiar and convinced of its authenticity. Get the full scoop on Justin’s alleged dong at the link. Enjoy the rest of the holiday… More »


Discuss: Is This Usher’s Dick?

My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher’s maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from… More »


Morning Quickies: Here Is A GIF Of Ben Affleck’s Penis In “Gone Girl”

A high-quality rip of “Gone Girl” has made its way on to the internet, which means Rich at Gawker took the time to make a GIF of Ben Affleck’s dick’s infamous cameo. I feel like the lighting is dim enough to make it SFW. [Gawker] … More »


Nick Jonas Drops Trou, Grabs His Junk In A New Photoshoot That’s Turning Me On

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers.

Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue of Flaunt Magazine, where the former boy-bander gives us a glimpse at his glorious ass dimples (yes, they’re actually nice, which is weird to me)… More »


5 Seconds Of Summer’s Caleb Hood Sent A SnapChat Of His Dick To A Fan And She Just Couldn’t Keep It To Herself

5 Seconds of Summer is a band that I managed to ignore up until now — but then Calum Hood, a member of the Australian boyband, showed me his dick and I had to take notice. Well, not me specifically, but the internet at large is now familiar with his phallus thanks to the magic… More »


Scott Disick Lets His Little Lord Go Commando

Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn’t talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won’t mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands. (I can see dickhead!) Given that our fave bonus Kardashian has dubbed himself a “Lord” and is fond… More »


Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates… More »


Idris Elba Practically Broke Twitter Last Night With This Tweet

My Bow makes my dick hard every time I smile…is that normal? pic.twitter.com/AI6k9TOGmu — Idris Elba (@idriselba) January 5, 2014
Last night, en route to the Palm Springs International Film Festival, Idris Elba tweeted this reference to his own hard manhood. Women swooned. And men everywhere were like, “I gotta wear bow ties more… More »


Find Out Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Which Ones Are Hung Like Horses (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)

Fun Reddit threat alert! Redditor Bhighkin put a call out to the former groupies of Reddit to share their NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. What ensued were a bunch of unreliable, friend-of-a-friend, hookup stories-turned total Reddit fuckery featuring Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, Eddie Vedder, Harry Styles, DMX’s momMore »


Michael Fassbender Would Like Us To Leave His Penis Alone

“It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that was just a matter of me going, OK and just getting naked … I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking. I think of… More »


The Dong Show: 10 Penises Featured On HBO

Last week, the girls of College Humor had a “boner” to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them “in between the boobs” or on their own, they plead with the network to show us “an inch of grade A man meat” for every pair of breasts. A fair request. The… More »


Deleted Scene From “The Place Beyond The Pines” Introduces Us To Ryan Gosling’s Substantial Bulge

I’ve always assumed that my dream celebrity boyfriend Ryan Gosling was packing, but this deleted scene from “The Place Beyond The Pines” offers definitive proof. In the scene, Gosling’s character Luke is hauled off to jail and told to strip down to his (tight, blue) skivvies (that happens around the 2:30 mark). Bulge alert. Oh and… More »


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