Posts tagged "celeb heroes"

Ryan Gosling Returns To NYC, Saves Pedestrian’s Life, Leads My Libido Out Of Hibernation

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn. Oh man. Sorry folks. I must apologize on behalf of my vagina for its rudeness. Normally my ladyflower has better manners. See, it has just woken up from a very, very long nap and is a bit out of sorts. What has jolted my kitty from its slumber? Oh, RYAN GOSLING IS BACK IN…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 4, 2012