Plus, Tom Selleck will steal all the goddamn California water he wants!
Scott, for chrissake, get it together.
Oops … we forgot what this album cover looked like until right now.
Word broke that Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick after nearly a decade of dating today, and we think we know why – these photos of Disick getting touchy-feely…
Kourtney will no longer sit beside The Lord on his pretend-throne.
Looks like a good kisser to me.
Plus, Ben and Jen will continue to live together post-split, and President Obama has no love for guacamole with peas.
Well, we knew it was coming, right? Rumors have been flying for months, nay, YEARS that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on the verge of splitting, but today — a…
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
This is the first and only time I genuinely mean it when I say POOR PARIS HILTON.
Bill Cosby says that since he is “not a public figure” that there is no legitimate public interest in making an old sex abuse lawsuit public, and that doing saw…
Prepare to pay a lot of Benjamins, baby.
Much like everything else relating to Dolezal, the world wasn’t really sure what to do with it.
Amy’s the best.