It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.
Gwyneth & Chris
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin just announced in a joint statement that they have decided to separate — “consciously uncouple” — after 10 years of marriage. While I have been known to snark on Gwyneth quite a bit — and was admittedly oh-so-tempted by the phrase “consciously uncouple,” because it is just so GOOP — I appreciate the thoughtfulness of this statement and admire their mutual dedication to their children and respect for each other. (But let’s get real — whose side are Bey and Jay taking?) [GOOP via Defamer]
More names?! In Touch Weekly is releasing more names?! It’s like Christmas in March! Last week, the gossip rag dropped a dirty Scattergories page on which Lindsay Lohan allegedly wrote down 36 of her celebrity conquests one drunken night at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The first iteration of the list had over half of the names blurred out, yet revealed she has banged the late Heath Ledger, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix, James Franco, “50 Shades Of Grey” star Jamie Dornan, Evan Peters, Colin Farrell and Adam Levine. Now In Touch has un-blurred even more names from the list and the plot only gets juicier. Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio del Toro and Stavros Niarchos (Paris Hilton’s ex) are all Lindsay’s proud conquests, as well as Danny Cipriani and Maggio Cipriani
— a pair of hot Italian brothers! The Duggar sisters may never approve of such tomcattery, but all The Frisky has to say to you is: the highest of fives, Lindsay!