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Lauren Conrad Is Gettin’ Hitched!

  • Lauren Conrad — of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills,” two of my favorite most pointless shows ever — is engaged to William Tell. Congrats, kids. [E! Online]
  • Anonymous graffiti artist Banksy apparently was selling pieces of his work — for a mere $60 a pop — on the sly near Central Park this weekend as part of his artist in residency. If you scored one, holler at us! I wanna see! [NY Daily News]
  • Favorite totally bullshit rumor of the day: Kris Jenner wants to set up not-even-divorced daughter Khloe Kardashian with Drake. [Bossip]
  • Robin Thicke is now saying his vaguely-rapey summer jam, “Blurred Lines,” is actually about his wife Paula Patton. “I wrote it about my wife. She’s my good girl,” he said in his usual icky fashion. “And I know she wants it because we’ve been together for 20 years.” [Fishwrapper] Keep reading »

The ChAvril Engagement Was A Surprise For Chad Kroeger’s Family Too

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »
Defending Chad Kroeger
Why Winona is jealous Avril gets to marry the Nickelback singer. Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
Their colors are double denim and Ed Hardy. Read More »

“You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you’re getting married — especially when it’s with someone they haven’t met yet! My mom is a huge fan of Avril’s, so putting her on the speaker phone and telling her the news was hilarious and equally embarrassing.”

–Nickelback frontman/Canadian dreamboat Chad Kroeger reveals to Hello! Canada that his parents hadn’t met Avril Lavigne prior to the couple’s surprise engagement. Other revelations from the ChAvril cover story? Apparently Chad has yet to visit Avril’s hometown of Napanee, Ontario, but is excited to make the trip and eat at her favorite pizzeria, while Avril is busy planning the wedding, which will be “a huge celebration.” If that ridiculously large rock on her finger is any indication, this wedding will be visible from space. [Us Weekly]

10 Reasons I’m Jealous Of Avril Lavigne For Getting To Marry Chad Kroeger

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
Their colors are double denim and Ed Hardy. Read More »

When the news broke last night that Avril Lavigne was engaged to be married to Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback, aka The Band That Everyone Hates, the world let out a collective, “Wait, what?” and the internet exploded with unanswered questions: Was this Canada’s version of a practical joke? What happened to Brody Jenner? Would their wedding colors be black and pale? But the question that ultimately drowned out all the others, the real heart of the debate, was just one word long, accompanied by an incredulous head tilt: “Him?” Chad Kroeger, it seems, was Avril’s Ann Veal.

As a lover of Nickelback, I feel it is my duty to clear some things up, because not only is Avril one lucky lady to be committing her life to Chad Kroeger, I am totally jealous that Chad didn’t ask me to marry him instead. Here’s why… Keep reading »

WTF IS GOING ON: Avril Lavigne Is Engaged To Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger

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The Black Keys hate Nickelback. Like, a lot. Read More »
Avril and Marilyn Manson?
Marilyn Manson and Avril Lavigne photo
Before Chad, there was Brody Jenner and Marilyn Manson. Read More »

Breaking news out of Canada tonight: Avril Lavigne, perpetually pouty singer of such hits as “Sk8er Boi,” and Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback and crooner of such romantic classics as “Something In Your Mouth,” have just announced that they are engaged. Apparently the two bonded back in February while co-writing a song for Lavigne’s upcoming album, and dated under the radar until Kroeger popped the question with a 14-carat diamond ring on August 8th. I met Chad a couple months ago at a Nickelback concert (more on that later), and I can report that not only is he disconcertingly hot in person (seriously!), he’s also really sweet and I kind of secretly wanted to marry him and dance to an acoustic version of “Far Away” under the moonlight, so this news is a bit hard for me to take. Still, I guess congratulations are in order–a very shocked and confused and Canadian congratulations.

Also, for future reference, Amelia has christened the couple “ChAvril LaKroeger.” Stay tuned for updates on these crazy kids’ wedding plans! [People]

Keira Knightley Engaged To James Righton

The publicist for ”Pirates of the Caribbean” star Keira Knightley says the actress is engaged to be married. Publicist Sara Keene Friday confirmed the engagement. She says she does not have further details about the wedding plans. The Oscar-nominated 27-year-old actress who first won acclaim for her role in ”Bend It Like Beckham” is to marry musician James Righton. Read more…

ZOMG Breaking News: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Are Engaged!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! That is all. [Us Weekly]

Well, not quite. Pitt’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante, has confirmed the engagement, telling People, “Yes, it’s confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There’s no date set at this time.” [People]

Check out the ring here.

Meanwhile, I am still single, if you were wondering.

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Drew Barrymore’s Fiance Will Kopelman

Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman photo

Drew Barrymore is engaged to Will Kopelman! The two began dating almost a year ago, and clearly she is smitten! We’ve pulled together some fun facts about the man who has tamed one of Hollywood’s biggest serial daters. Keep reading »

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