Ice-T and Coco are, as far as I’m concerned, one of the cutest couples in Hollywood, with a union that has lasted longer — 13 years this New Year’s Eve — than many of those bestowed with silly tabloid nicknames. So what’s the secret to their happy marriage? Perhaps it’s that Ice puts in the effort to show Coco he cares by massaging suntan lotion on her famously ample derriere. That string bikini isn’t doing much in the way of blocking the sun’s harmful UV rays, though as you’ll see in the rather NSFW photo after the jump, it is defying the laws of physics. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »
After nine years and six children together, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were finally married in an intimate ceremony in France this past Saturday, their rep said in a statement to the Associated Press. The couple, who famously got together during the filming of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” got engaged in 2012 at their children’s behest. The ceremony took place at Château Miraval in the village of Correns, where the family has lived since 2008. All six children — Maddox, 13, Pax, 11, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 8, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 6 — took part in the wedding, with Maddox and Pax walking Jolie down the aisle, Zahara and Vivienne tossing flower petals, and Knox and Shiloh serving as ringbearers. I need — NEEEEED — to see photos of this spectacular event, especially Shiloh as ringbearer because you KNOW she wore a tux and that’s just gonna be too adorable. I bet the couple will sell pictures to some classy magazine like Vanity Fair or W, with the money going to charity. Hurry up and start bidding, editors! [People]
Continuing a long tradition of celeb family members who should just shut up, Nick Cannon’s father posted — then removed — a damning comment on Facebook seemingly aimed at Mariah Carey. As everyone in the world is now aware of, Nick and Mariah are currently separated, the chief rumor being Nick was unfaithful.
Not so, says Nick Cannon’s televangelist father, James. According to the Hollywood gossip blog Crazy Days And Nights, the elder Mr. Cannon posted the following statement on his Facebook page and “deleted [it] a short time later”:
Here a thing to talk about if the wife love sex and the man can’t stand making love to her. What should that women do?
Heres a thing, if the husband say no lies, and the wife lies all the time, what should that man do?
Here a thing, if the wife put on 200 pounds and the husband like a nice slim wife what should that man do?
If a husband tells his wife not to have an abortion, and she it anyways, what should that man do?
Here a thing, if a husband wants to have ten children and his wife only wants two children then what should that man do?
Um, awkward. You have to wonder what Nick’s father was thinking. There’s no way a post like that wasn’t going to be embarrassing to his son. Keep reading »
“I would get married again. I like being in a relationship. I’m not one to like, whore around, and stuff like that—that’s not my thing.”
Last night on “Chelsea Lately,” thrice-married Jennifer Lopez proclaimed that despite her shaky track record with the institute of matrimony, she foresees herself walking down the aisle again someday. Because apparently the alternative to getting married for a fourth (and probably fifth and maybe sixth time, if she’s trying to keep pace with Elizabeth Taylor) is being a whore or something. Listen, J. Lo can put a ring on it 20 more times for all I care, but it’s awfully rich of her to slut shame women who don’t share her laissez faire approach to marriage and choose to get their rocks off without making (and breaking) legally-binding contracts. As someone who, I suppose, “whores around,” all I can say is that promising “til death do we part” to every
Tom, Dick and Harry Ojani, Cris and Marc I meet is just not my “thing.” [Dlisted]