You guys. According to TMZ, Heidi Klum and Seal are over after seven years of marriage, and she’s planning on filing divorce papers next week. Now, normally I’m not terribly shocked when a celeb couple breaks up, but these two really genuinely seemed in love. And they seemed to be super hot for each other after all those years (seven years is, like, 20 years in Hollywood). And they have four kids! And they dressed up as apes for Halloween only a few months ago! One of their best costumes ever! I guess this is just further proof that renewing your vows every year doesn’t do dick to keep you together. Sigh. I’m sad. Marriage is dead and Heidi Klum is back on the market. Dating in New York just got that much harder. [TMZ]
The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they’ve landed the cover story of this week’s People with a tale of “love gone wrong” and “their separate lives.” The cover continues to read:
After 13 years and two kids, the couple’s longtime relationship has hit the rocks. Inside the secretive stars troubled love life.
As much as I don’t want to believe it, it’s People. People never gets it wrong, and especially not on the cover. I’m interpreting this story as one of sad truth. In honor of Johnny and Vanessa’s time together, here’s a look back at some of the couple’s appearances over the past 13 years. I wish all the best for them and their children.
Us Weekly reports that Rihanna has secretly been hooking up with Chris Brown – for over a year! A Brown source told the mag that the two “meet up very casually. She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.”
A music industry source also chimes in: “They can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending well.” Read more…
You guys remember Elisabetta Canalis, right? She dated George Clooney for a while, she was on Dancing with the Stars, and then she creeped everybody out when she called her relationship with George “more of a father-daughter relationship.” Other notable achievements include posing nude for PETA and posing nearly nude on the beach. Are we caught up?
Good. Because super hot Elisabetta Canalis went from hooking up with that fine man you see on the left to hooking up with Steve-O. Read more…
“I go home and I wash my face and I put on my sweatpants and I lay down on the bed and I say, ‘oh, please rub my feet,’ and you know, he says, ‘no, you rub my feet.’ So, you know, behind the curtain, I’m just like everybody else. … I didn’t choose to, you know, I didn’t, like, write down on a piece of paper I’m now going to have a relationship with a younger man. That’s just what happened. You see, that’s the romantic in me. I just met someone that I cared for, and this happened to be his age.”
Well, I can’t get behind Madonna being “just like everybody else.” Girl, please, you are an icon. But it’s good to know that Madonna has to sweet talk her boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, into rubbing her feet just like the rest of us. I have to say it’s cool that she’s not just able to boss him around. Props to her 24-year-old boo for saying, “No, you rub my feet.” Of course, if Madonna told me to rub her feet, I would just shut up and do it. [ONTD]