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Heidi Klum And Seal To Divorce?

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You guys. According to TMZ, Heidi Klum and Seal are over after seven years of marriage, and she’s planning on filing divorce papers next week. Now, normally I’m not terribly shocked when a celeb couple breaks up, but these two really genuinely seemed in love. And they seemed to be super hot for each other after all those years (seven years is, like, 20 years in Hollywood). And they have four kids! And they dressed up as apes for Halloween only a few months ago! One of their best costumes ever! I guess this is just further proof that renewing your vows every year doesn’t do dick to keep you together. Sigh. I’m sad. Marriage is dead and Heidi Klum is back on the market. Dating in New York just got that much harder. [TMZ]

Aww, Jennifer Lopez Is Talking Babies With Her Little Boyfriend!

You guys! How precious is this?! Jennifer Lopez and her man, Casper Smart, are so amazingly, beautifully in love that they are discussing having babies together! BABIES! And yes, they’ve only been dating for somewhere around two or three months, but … babies! Can you believe it?! Read more…

Evening Quickies: Russell Brand Will Write About Katy Perry In His Next Book

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  • Russell Brand plans to reveal details of his divorce from Katy Perry in his next memoir and she’s reportedly not happy about it. While I agree that sucks for her privacy, I quote the wise words of John DeVore: “If you go to bed with a writer, you wake up with shit written about you.” It’s true! [Us Weekly]
  • Grab the tissues: that Kardashian family magazine is not going to happen, allegedly because Kris Jenner demanded complete control. [NYMag.com]
  • Prepare to fritter away your precious youth playing with this ’60s dress up doll. [gURL.com]
  • Lady Mary and Lady Grantham — I mean, actresses Michelle Dockery and Elizabeth McGovern  on “Downton Abbey” — sing in a jazz band and are recording an album together. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

A Nostalgic Look Back At Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis

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The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they’ve landed the cover story of this week’s People with a tale of “love gone wrong” and “their separate lives.” The cover continues to read:

After 13 years and two kids, the couple’s longtime relationship has hit the rocks. Inside the secretive stars troubled love life.

As much as I don’t want to believe it, it’s People. People never gets it wrong, and especially not on the cover. I’m interpreting this story as one of sad truth. In honor of Johnny and Vanessa’s time together, here’s a look back at some of the couple’s appearances over the past 13 years. I wish all the best for them and their children.

Evening Quickies: Neil Patrick Harris & Boyfriend Canoodle On “OUT” Cover

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  • Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend/baby daddy, David Burtka, cover OUT magazine’s annual “Love Issue” and, well, they’re just adorable. Writes NPH in the piece: “I’m not the biggest fan of the word ‘partner’: It either means that we run a business together or we’re cowboys. ‘Boyfriend’ seems fleeting, like maybe we met two weeks ago. I’ve been saying ‘better half’ for as long as I’ve been able to. I think it’s a little self-deprecating and clearly defines that we’re in a relationship, but it would be nice to say ‘my husband.’” [OUT Magazine]
  • A British tabloid is claiming Jennifer Aniston is six months pregnant by boyfriend Justin Theroux, while Star claims Jen and Justin are on the verge of a split. Well?! What is it?! [Celebitchy]
  • Dakota Fanning dip-dyed her hair pink! [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • The world desperately needs even more “Housewives” spinoffs and that’s why Bravo is bringing us “Motor City Wives,” starring “prominent” women from Detroit. [Madame Noire]
  • It’s too bad Amelia’s Goservention prevents her from looking at this Ryan Gosling air freshener. [You are taking a sick pleasure in my pain. -- Editor] [Pop Culture Brain]
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Rihanna And Chris Brown Secretly Seeing One Another?

Us Weekly reports that Rihanna has secretly been hooking up with Chris Brown – for over a year! A Brown source told the mag that the two “meet up very casually. She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.” 

A music industry source also chimes in: “They can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending well.” Read more…

George Clooney’s Ex Is Hooking Up With Steve-O

You guys remember Elisabetta Canalis, right? She dated George Clooney for a while, she was on Dancing with the Stars, and then she creeped everybody out when she called her relationship with George “more of a father-daughter relationship.” Other notable achievements include posing nude for PETA and posing nearly nude on the beach. Are we caught up?

Good. Because super hot Elisabetta Canalis went from hooking up with that fine man you see on the left to hooking up with Steve-O. Read more…

Morning Quickies: Kim Kardashian Planned Her Own Marriage Proposal

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  • Oh, damn: Kris Humphries says Kim Kardashian planned her own wedding proposal and was not surprised by how he popped the question whatsoever. Kris proposed to Kim during the middle of the day (for good lighting) in a room in her mansion while her show was filming (so her hair and makeup were done). He said he would have preferred to propose in Minnesota privately but that idea was shot down by Kim and show producers. [RadarOnline]
  • Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner are dunzo after two years together. Sources say that Brody wanted a “career” but Avril wanted him to trail around and support hers. [US Weekly
  • The Situation is being sued by a clothing company called Serious Pimp for not adhering to a $25,000 deal to wear their undoubtedly classy tee shirts on “Jersey Shore” and promote them on Twitter. [NYmag.com The Cut]
  • Elisabetta Canalis — aka ex-girlfriend of George Clooney — is now dating Steve-O from “Jackass.” If you’re wondering about the downgrade, Steve-O is apparently now “sensitive” and “introspective” since becoming sober. Whatever works for you, Elisabetta. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Just Like Us Mere Mortals, Madonna Can’t Get Her Boyfriend To Rub Her Feet

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“I go home and I wash my face and I put on my sweatpants and I lay down on the bed and I say, ‘oh, please rub my feet,’ and you know, he says, ‘no, you rub my feet.’ So, you know, behind the curtain, I’m just like everybody else. … I didn’t choose to, you know, I didn’t, like, write down on a piece of paper I’m now going to have a relationship with a younger man. That’s just what happened. You see, that’s the romantic in me. I just met someone that I cared for, and this happened to be his age.”

Well, I can’t get behind Madonna being “just like everybody else.” Girl, please, you are an icon. But it’s good to know that Madonna has to sweet talk her boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, into rubbing her feet just like the rest of us. I have to say it’s cool that she’s not just able to boss him around. Props to her 24-year-old boo for saying, “No, you rub my feet.” Of course, if Madonna told me to rub her feet, I would just shut up and do it.  [ONTD

Evening Quickies: Halle Berry Might Not Be Engaged After All

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  • Whoopsies. Halle Berry might not be engaged to her hot French boyfriend Olivier Martinez after all. She might just be wearing a gonzo diamond and emerald ring because she is, you know, rich. [People]
  • Madonna’s backhanded compliment of Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” is quite restrained: “I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song (‘Express Yourself’). I mean, I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was … interesting.” [Popdust]
  • Kat Von D’s clothing line is giving me a “Kardashian pirate” vibe. [Betty Confidential]
  • Katy Perry’s hair is now blue. Possibly blue again? Did she have blue hair? My celebrity hair color data bank is malfunctioning. [Popdust]
  • Nina Dobrev says she’s “too young to wed,” putting to rest rumors that Ian Somerholder will put a ring on it. [StarPulse]
  • There’s a woman with a pet kangaroo that she dresses in suits. We had to share. [Yahoo! Shine Keep reading »