WELP. Kim Kardashian got all greased up like a Thanksgiving turkey and finally showed the world her most famous asset … on the cover of Paper magazine? No disrespect, I’m just kinda surprised that a small, while beloved, indie mag managed to convince Kim to show off that full moon. And they promise that the pics inside the mag, which will be released tomorrow, are, well, “holy fucking shit.” Check out one more cover shot, showing Kim balancing a champagne glass on dat ass, after the jump! [Paper Mag] Keep reading »
Ice-T and Coco are, as far as I’m concerned, one of the cutest couples in Hollywood, with a union that has lasted longer — 13 years this New Year’s Eve — than many of those bestowed with silly tabloid nicknames. So what’s the secret to their happy marriage? Perhaps it’s that Ice puts in the effort to show Coco he cares by massaging suntan lotion on her famously ample derriere. That string bikini isn’t doing much in the way of blocking the sun’s harmful UV rays, though as you’ll see in the rather NSFW photo after the jump, it is defying the laws of physics. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »
Is it fair to say that Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is the female counterpoint to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”? The song samples heavily from the original track, while the video released this morning features scenes that reference Mix-A-Lot’s original lyrics, like Nicki dressed like ’80s workout-era Jane Fonda. Plus, there are more (jiggly, bouncing) round things in your face than I can actually count. Maybe there’s more to parse here, but well, I’m sprung.
If you’ve got it, stick a piece of dental floss up it and then flaunt it, as they say!
What is it with the Kardashians and butts? Khloé Kardashian’s boyfriend, rapper French Montana, proudly posted an Instagram shot of her derriere yesterday. Apparently, he got the idea from Chris Brown, who surreptitiously took and posted a picture of now on-again-off-again GF Karrueche Tran laying face down in bed wearing just a bra and a thong. The photo has since been deleted, but Tran was apparently so disgusted when she found out that she called it quits on their relationship. (Really, that’s why you don’t want to date Chris Brown?) I’m not sure if Khloé knew what her guy was up to when he posted that photo, but methinks standalone ass snaps are kinda icky and invasive. Celebrity boyfriends of the world, take note. No more surprise ass shots please. [Refinery29]
The pictures don’t lie. This is hard hitting journalism, people. Ever wonder how celebrities look flawless 24/7? The answer — get yourself a professional butt washer. Do you think this sort of behavior is excessive? Or fair, considering how often famous peeps are photographed? Read more at College Candy…