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Amber Rose Wears A String Bikini, Ruins My Work-Free Sunday

There I was, enjoying my rainy Sunday afternoon, unshowered (natch), weaving in my rocking chair while watching series two of “The Fall,” when I took a second to click on this Daily Dot article while my Netflix stream buffered. (My wifi connection is sucking hard, Verizon.) Amber Rose just posted a series of asstastic Instagram pics in which she casually poses on a balcony in what is maybe Miami, and she’s wearing just a piece of string that has essentially been wound over and around naughty bits. I should probably stop what I’m doing and post those. I paused and just sat there. Ugh whatever, it’s just Amber Rose’s butt and it’s Sunday and I vowed not to do any work. Fuck it, it can wait. And then I tweeted that very thought, like I was kind of proud of sticking to my guns for putting my psychological need for a work-free Sunday before the possible benefits of blogging about this momentous occasion in celebrity asses. And then my friend Cooper at the Daily Dot, who is still in his twenties and full of youthful enthusiasm and energy and will probably be my boss in some capacity someday, was all, “BUT THE TRAFFIC…” And I felt a stab of guilt for possibly squandering this opportunity to grab some cheap traffic because . So now here I am, posting about these photos (more after the jump) and waiting for my video to buffer even more (because my wifi connection still sucks, Verizon!!). [Daily Dot] Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Vows To Break The Internet

Kim Kardashian's Ass Vows To Break The Internet

WELP. Kim Kardashian got all greased up like a Thanksgiving turkey and finally showed the world her most famous asset … on the cover of Paper magazine? No disrespect, I’m just kinda surprised that a small, while beloved, indie mag managed to convince Kim to show off that full moon. And they promise that the pics inside the mag, which will be released tomorrow, are, well, “holy fucking shit.” Check out one more cover shot, showing Kim balancing a champagne glass on dat ass, after the jump! [Paper Mag] Keep reading »

True Love Means Slathering Suntan Oil On Your Wife’s Butt

Ice-T and Coco are, as far as I’m concerned, one of the cutest couples in Hollywood, with a union that has lasted longer — 13 years this New Year’s Eve — than many of those bestowed with silly tabloid nicknames. So what’s the secret to their happy marriage? Perhaps it’s that Ice puts in the effort to show Coco he cares by massaging suntan lotion on her famously ample derriere. That string bikini isn’t doing much in the way of blocking the sun’s harmful UV rays, though as you’ll see in the rather NSFW photo after the jump, it is defying the laws of physics. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »

Nicki Minaj Is All About That Ass In The Music Video For “Anaconda”

Nicki Minaj Is All About That Ass In The Music Video For "Anaconda"
Not Gonna Lie -- I Am Mesmerized
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Is it fair to say that Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is the female counterpoint to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”? The song samples heavily from the original track, while the video released this morning features scenes that reference Mix-A-Lot’s original lyrics, like Nicki dressed like ’80s workout-era Jane Fonda. Plus, there are more (jiggly, bouncing) round things in your face than I can actually count. Maybe there’s more to parse here, but well, I’m sprung.

Check Out Nicki Minaj’s Asstastic Anaconda Cover Art

If you’ve got it, stick a piece of dental floss up it and then flaunt it, as they say!

Khloe Kardashian’s Butt Is The Toast Of Instagram

What is it with the Kardashians and butts? Khloé Kardashian’s boyfriend, rapper French Montana, proudly posted an Instagram shot of her derriere yesterday. Apparently, he got the idea from Chris Brown, who surreptitiously took and posted a picture of now on-again-off-again GF Karrueche Tran laying face down in bed wearing just a bra and a thong. The photo has since been deleted, but Tran was apparently so disgusted when she found out that she called it quits on their relationship. (Really, that’s why you don’t want to date Chris Brown?) I’m not sure if Khloé knew what her guy was up to when he posted that photo, but methinks standalone ass snaps are kinda icky and invasive. Celebrity boyfriends of the world, take note. No more surprise ass shots please. [Refinery29]

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