Jon Hamm does it often and would really prefer we didn’t talk about it, but I have a feeling Scott Disick won’t mind me commenting on his rather obvious bulge as he clearly freeballs while running errands. (I can see dickhead!) Given that our fave bonus Kardashian has dubbed himself a “Lord” and is fond of flaunting his wealth on Instagram, I’m a little surprised this is the first we’re seeing of his, ahem, seemingly large endowment. Perhaps a new Instagram photoshoot — featuring his member surrounded by stacks of cash and wrapped in Rolexes — is in order? [Photos: Splash News]
Huzzah! “Mad Men” has begun filming its seventh and final season (which will be split into two parts, just like “Breaking Bad”‘s final season). Here’s our first look at Jon Hamm’s formidable package, back on set and going commando. (Listen, if I can see the outline of dick through pants in a teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny thumbnail photo [inset], then I can’t not talk about it.) Can’t wait! [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
I’ve always assumed that my dream celebrity boyfriend Ryan Gosling was packing, but this deleted scene from “The Place Beyond The Pines” offers definitive proof. In the scene, Gosling’s character Luke is hauled off to jail and told to strip down to his (tight, blue) skivvies (that happens around the 2:30 mark). Bulge alert. Oh and why not just share a GIF too? That’s after the jump… [Total Film] Keep reading »
I know Jon Hamm is tired of being objectified by the media for his impossible to ignore large twig-and-berries situation. But as much as I would truly love to honor his request and talk about more important things, like Ryan Gosling’s abs, or Channing Tatum’s butt, or Megan Fox’s toe thumbs, I can’t. Because Jon Hamm’s bulge is all up in my face every time I log onto the celeb paparazzi sites. Jon Hamm’s balls, comin’ at my face, every single day. I’m sorry, Jon. Please don’t be mad. I promise to try harder tomorrow. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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I’m not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed, but Jon Hamm’s now-famous bulge and balls appear downright ordinary in these new photos. But that’s opened my eyes to something else about Hamm — he’s got quite a nice rump! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]