I was really sad when Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up in 2009, because I always found them to be hilarious and endearing together, a pairing that brought the masses humor and joy. Without their coupling, we wouldn’t have had “Fucking Matt Damon” or “Fucking Ben Affleck,” you guys. Well, luckily their split was a relatively amicable one, but it must have been awhile since they saw each other, because Sarah brought a bunch of stuff Jimmy left at her house before their breakup. Hilarious awkwardness ensues. Watch part one above and part two after the jump! Keep reading »
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“I just believe that when a chapter is done, you have to close it and start that new one. That’s kind of where I am right now. I felt like I have so much to be thankful for at this time that my energy hasn’t really been focused on that. … I want to be really clear and determined with everything that I’m doing in my life right now, and I have been. I keep saying I’m the happiest I’ve ever been and that’s not even a dig, that’s just me because I really am genuinely happy finally with myself. I think sometimes it takes you separating yourself from someone else to really be happy with who you are. I’ve never been able to just be alone — and I’m obsessed with being alone and hearing my thoughts.”
Miley Cyrus, congratulations on discovering the awesome silence that comes with being single. Miley appeared on “Ellen” yesterday and was very candid with the talk show host about her recent split from fiance Liam Hemsworth. She also said that, though she didn’t realize it while she was recording Bangerz, her new album is “is telling a story” about their relationship and “I think I knew more intuitively where my life was going, than I actually thought I did at the time.” Something tells me Bangerz isn’t going to be on Liam’s iPod anytime soon. [Us Weekly]
There is nothing in Hollywood, save for marrying Tom Cruise, that will boost your career more than winning an Academy Award.
That bald gold man ensures “Academy-Award Winning” is attached to your person for perpetuity in movie trailers, on posters, in commercials for probiotic yogurt and most importantly, in contracts—promising at least a 20% increase in your asking price for all future gigs.
Why then, would a young, up-and-coming starlet (let’s call her Anne Hathaway) want to lose out on this embarrassment of riches? Perhaps to save her relationship. Keep reading »
- Attention, ladies: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard may have broken up. Amber has reportedly dumped him for her friend Marie de Villepin, the daughter of the former French president. Johnny is supposedly “heartbroken” because he “had felt he’d found his soulmate in Amber.” [Belfast Telegraph UK]
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt pulled out a video camera on some paparazzi who were following him — watch what happened. [Boing Boing]
- Justin Timberlake was overheard calling his ex-Britney Spears a “bitch” at a Super Bowl party. [Hollywood Life]
We’ve heard all the rumblings these past few weeks- you know the rumors about how Jason Trawick was close to dropping Britney Spears. The couple was supposedly taking a trip over the holidays and it was going to be one of those make it or break it deals. They’d either come home happy or else it was over. Shortly after the initial rumors all the Britney talk conveniently shifted over to the status of her future with “X Factor.” It was a nice diversion I guess and it allowed the star to lick her break up wounds privately for a little while. At least until today.
Britney and Jason both issued break up statements late today. She told People Magazine, “Jason and I have decided to call off our engagement. I’ll always adore him and we will remain great friends.” Jason was a bit more eloquent saying, “As this chapter ends for us a new one begins. I love and cherish her and her boys. We’ll be close forever.” Read more…
- Oh no! Jennifer Lawrence and her “About A Boy” boyfriend Nicholas Hoult might be dunzo. I refuse to believe this is anything but a rumor planted to create buzz for their respective movies. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Meet Ryan Heber, the heroic science teacher at Taft High School in Calfiornia, who coaxed a 16-year-old shooter into handing over his gun. [The Stir]
- There’s a new “Game Of Thrones” teaser, y’all. [The Mary Sue]
- Justin Bieber’s pot-smoking scandal was not official until Tommy Chong weighed in. [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »
Another day, another guy for Taylor Swift to break up with and then write sad songs about. Yes, the singer has split with Harry Styles of UK boy band One Direction, the Daily Mail reports. Swift, 23, and Styles, 18, were on vacation in the Virgin Islands over the New Year’s holiday and “had an almighty row,” according to an obviously British source. Swift ended up flying home alone, early, on Friday. On New Year’s Eve, the couple had been recorded making out at midnight in Times Square. Read more…
We all love Taylor Swift, but man, girlfriend has been doing some batshit crazy things lately. All these boyfriends! And she falls in love in two seconds flat and then, because she’s mega rich, buys houses and stuff right next door to them. True story: I once accidentally saw Taylor Swift perform at an Apple store in, like, 2007. Nobody was there. I was trying to get my computer fixed, and she was just singing to three people. But anyway! Taylor is pretty, young, rich and famous. And as Ryan O’Connell writes on Thought Catalog:
Her career depends on her getting laid and having her heart broken. That’s what 99% of her songs are about. If we don’t know who she’s sleeping with, what else is there to really know about her? It’s practically her job to always be in love with someone.
And that could turn practically anyone batcrackers
So we’ve catalogued the year in crazy Taylor Swift girlfriend moves, for your pleasure.
OMG you guys, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, will the dramz ever end?! Just days after the couple announced the acrimonious end of their two-year relationship (longer than any relationship I’ve ever had, FYI), thanks to JBiebs flirting with a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models twice his height, word is, they’re back together. All it apparently took to fan the fires of lust again was Justin’s performance at the American Music Awards; the young lovers were spotted hanging out at an AMA afterparty Sunday night. And the Beliebers, who refer to this couple as Jelena, have so many feelings about it. Which might be why Twitter mysteriously went out for a moment this morning — as everyone tweeted their thoughts and feelings.
So what’s the Belieber consensus? If only it were that easy…
It was only a matter of time before Danny DeVito’s other women started crawling out of the woodwork and the details are pretty gross. A source told Radar Online that the “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” funny man has been cheating on his estranged wife, Rhea Perlman for years and especially liked abusing his power on movie sets. Apparently Danny likes ‘em young and isn’t afraid to pull the ‘ole “I can make you a star kid! But first let me see your boobs!”
“It was kind of pathetic because she was very young and beautiful and obviously just having sex with him in hopes that he’d make her a star,” a source told Radar Online about one of his conquests. “Danny would have hislimo driver drive them all over the city and they’d canoodle in the back before going back to his room together. I felt bad for Rhea, and I felt bad for the girl, too, because she was just a naive kid from Pittsburgh. It was sad to see her pretending to really like him when really it was just because of who he was. And worse, Danny preying on vulnerable young girls like that.” Read more…