Kate Upton is hot. She is also everywhere. So are her breasts, which are often the focal point of her various photoshoots, but usually her nipples (nipples take a photo from SFW to NSFW for some reason) are covered. I imagine this is very frustrating for pervy photographer Terry Richardson, as that guy never met a nipple he didn’t want to uncover and photograph. And while some of his racier photos may never make it to print, he’s always happy to post those outtakes to his personal website, which is how I came to become quite familiar with Upton’s nipples this morning. NSFW versions after the jump, if you’re interested. Keep reading »
Who here likes boobs? That’s right, everybody likes boobs. Your probably touching yours right now, if you have ‘em (pervert). In the spirit of our collective boob-preciation, we’ve decided to showcase the absolute best boobs at last night’s Emmy Awards. Remember, you don’t have to be ginormously big or practically flat-chested in order to cast a nice boob spell. It’s all about how you carry ‘em. Thanks for the mammaries! (Sorry.)
There are many, many different types of cleavage, but the one that seems to cause the most controversy is the underboob. No wonder Rihanna (seen above, performing this weekend) is on board — she’s such a rebel, that girl! Is a glimpse of a lady boob’s bottom half sexy or silly? Sultry or stupid? Does it make you wonder, I wonder what the rest is like? or Hey, what happened to the rest of that chick’s shirt? Undecided? Click through these 15 great moments in celebrity underboobage and then tell us how you feel.
Hey! Guess what? Pink is too edgy for a bra in a video message to announce her forthcoming album The Truth About Love. Duct tape X’s are more her style. Hey! Quit looking at her nipples and look at her lovely face, would you? And yeah, buy her new album. It’s out September 18. We’ve rounded up a few more celebs who’ve done the duct tape on nipple thing. [Buzzfeed]
Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson’s baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won’t be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but the twins are certainly overachievers. While we’re on the subject, let’s ogle some more celebs’ post-baby boobs…
Since Kate Upton is largely known for her twins, it shouldn’t be too surprising that the voluptuous model stars in a pair of videos currently going viral on the interwebs. In this first one, posted to photographer Terry Richardson’s website, Upton attempts to dance in the red dental-floss bikini she wore on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year.
Let’s just say that it doesn’t necessarily work so well. Keep reading »
Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week, and she looks amazing (does she ever not?), wearing heavy black eyeliner and a sheer white T-shirt that gives a clear view of sideboob. And then inside the mag, she wears an extremely low-cut red swimsuit (how “Baywatch”!) that reveals what might be a new type of cleavage – insideboob. Sure, she might be a bit more covered up than other celebrities who have shown us some sideboob (ahem, Lauren Conrad), but hey, it still counts. Speaking of those other celebrities, click through to check out some legendary sideboob moments from Hollywood’s biggest stars…
It was a big weekend for celebrity nude pics! (No, Lindsay Lohan didn’t agree to pose for Playboy again.) Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn both had alleged nude cell phone pics leaked online. Most of the photos feature women who at least look like Hendricks and Munn in varying states of undress; you can clearly see their faces in a few of the photos, but not in the ones that are the “raciest,” i.e. feature bare breasts and/or lady business. A few of “Olivia”‘s photos have text written on them, lewdly addressing a guy named Chris, whom some on the internet have speculated to be Chris Pine. And not that this is proof of anything, but I did have that familiar urge to motorboat upon seeing “Christina”‘s topless photo. Anyway, click through to see them all. [UPDATE: Er, not. The alleged photos of Munn were taken down.] Relatively SFW with links to NSFW versions… [via ONTD]
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Last night’s Academy Awards broadcast was less than thrilling, but that’s okay. We’ll always find a way to entertain ourselves by ogling the gorgeous dresses and the starlets wearing them. While not everyone won big during the awards ceremony, many stars shone brightly on the red carpet and during the much-more-fun and alcohol-fueled after-parties. And so did their boobs. Some lady celebs — we’re looking at you Irina Shayk, Kristin Wiig, Selena Gomez and Sofia Vergara, amongst others — really know how to let the girls out in style. After the jump, check out our gallery of the best boobs at the Oscars — and let us know who you liked best.
This is Helen Flanagan. She’s a star in the U.K., famous for being on a show called “Coronation Street,” and, it appears, her penchant for revealing outfits. If this particular outfit is any indication, I don’t think Helen’s clothes would be quite so revealing if she just bought them in her size. Her breasts seem understandably angry about being expected to stay under wraps. They’re rebelling! Anyway, here are 11 other pairs of celeb boobs that would like to join the movement. “Titties of the world in too tight clothing, unite!”