I have been staring at this photo for hours now, trying to figure out if I’m looking at Kim Kardashian’s nipple. It sure looks like a nipple — and a big ol’ mama’s nipple too! — but she’s clearly wearing a bra. Also, her areolae looks oddly blurry and skin-colored, like it’s been covered in concealer. “It seriously looks nipple-esque, yet without color,” said my friend at our brother site The Superficial. Claire had the best assessment: “That nip looks like maybe an intentional nipple-like distraction that is perhaps not an actual nipple, and then when she says ‘looks so real though,’ she’s REALLY talking about the nipple not the hair … cause she thinks she’s being clever.” Well played?
Scout Willis, one of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughters — the second youngest one, not Tallulah and not Rumer — wants to FREE THE NIPPLE. According to two pics on her Twitter account, she’s walking around the Lower East Side — my neighborhood! — without a shirt on, in protest of Instagram’s censorship policy regarding female nudity. Unfortunately, the overlords at Chez Frisky have a censorship policy against nipples on the homepage, so you’ll have witness Scout’s full protest after the jump. In other news, looks like my local bodega still hasn’t gotten any peonies. Dammit. [Gawker] Keep reading »
Another day, another NSFW Rihanna photoshoot, this time for the Italian men’s magazine, Lui. The singer poses topless and bottomless, showing off her tattoos, nipple piercings and some rather extreme tan lines. Dudes love tan lines. I’ve never understood why, but they do. Anyway, click through for some serious NSFW action… [Egotastic]
Somehow it managed to escape my notice that Heidi Klum is now dating 27-year-old Vito Schnabel, son of artist and filmmaker Julian Schnabel and a bit of a Hollywood playboy (he’s dated Demi Moore, Liv Tyler and Elle Macpherson). I probably would have continued to be ignorant to this bit of celebrity bed-swapping gossip if these photos of the couple on the beach in Mexico hadn’t surfaced today and caught my attention because Klum, as you can see, in topless. I love a topless beach. Tan lines are fine and all, but bronzed boobs are the best. Click through for more pics of Heidi’s (NSFW) nips if you’re into that sort of thing.
Has anyone seen Kim Kardashian‘s boobs? I’ve been looking all over and I can’t find them ANYWHERE.