Somehow it managed to escape my notice that Heidi Klum is now dating 27-year-old Vito Schnabel, son of artist and filmmaker Julian Schnabel and a bit of a Hollywood playboy (he’s dated Demi Moore, Liv Tyler and Elle Macpherson). I probably would have continued to be ignorant to this bit of celebrity bed-swapping gossip if these photos of the couple on the beach in Mexico hadn’t surfaced today and caught my attention because Klum, as you can see, in topless. I love a topless beach. Tan lines are fine and all, but bronzed boobs are the best. Click through for more pics of Heidi’s (NSFW) nips if you’re into that sort of thing.
Has anyone seen Kim Kardashian‘s boobs? I’ve been looking all over and I can’t find them ANYWHERE.
Lisa Vanderpump, of the “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” is basically the only decent human on that franchise. Lisa and her husband Ken seem to be down for a good time and take all those other crazy harpies in stride. That’s why we think that Lisa is probably pretty chill about this recently rediscovered topless shot of her, culled from the 1970s horror movie “Killer’s Moon.” Lisa was just 18 at the time — this was a couple of years before she met Ken — and trying her hand at acting. She also famously appeared in a bunch of videos for the early-’80s band ABC. Of the boob shot, Lisa says, “I have nothing to hide.” And damn, girl, no she doesn’t. Full NSFW tit pic after the jump! Keep reading »
As we might have mentioned, the 2013 Grammys were a special affair. Not just because of the return of Justin Timberlake and a special appearance by Prince and his pimp cane, but because prior to the broadcast, CBS sent out a memo outlining a very special dress code. The dress code attempted to quell the tide of nipples, underboobage and exposed buttocks, but did anybody actually pay attention? Not really. Keep reading »
If Grammy pre-parties are any indication of what’s to come, CBS is not going to be happy.
Miley Cyrus, for one, doesn’t seem to be taking heed of the network’s recent dress code announcement for the Grammy Awards broadcast – you know, the one that requested that “buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.” Just last night, the singer opted for quite a fate-tempting look at Clive Davis & The Recording Academy’s 2013 Pre-Grammy Gala.
It looked like the 20-year-old had a hard time keeping herself, er, adequatelycovered in her Emilio Pucci halter gown. Read more…
Kate Upton is hot. She is also everywhere. So are her breasts, which are often the focal point of her various photoshoots, but usually her nipples (nipples take a photo from SFW to NSFW for some reason) are covered. I imagine this is very frustrating for pervy photographer Terry Richardson, as that guy never met a nipple he didn’t want to uncover and photograph. And while some of his racier photos may never make it to print, he’s always happy to post those outtakes to his personal website, which is how I came to become quite familiar with Upton’s nipples this morning. NSFW versions after the jump, if you’re interested. Keep reading »
Who here likes boobs? That’s right, everybody likes boobs. Your probably touching yours right now, if you have ‘em (pervert). In the spirit of our collective boob-preciation, we’ve decided to showcase the absolute best boobs at last night’s Emmy Awards. Remember, you don’t have to be ginormously big or practically flat-chested in order to cast a nice boob spell. It’s all about how you carry ‘em. Thanks for the mammaries! (Sorry.)
There are many, many different types of cleavage, but the one that seems to cause the most controversy is the underboob. No wonder Rihanna (seen above, performing this weekend) is on board — she’s such a rebel, that girl! Is a glimpse of a lady boob’s bottom half sexy or silly? Sultry or stupid? Does it make you wonder, I wonder what the rest is like? or Hey, what happened to the rest of that chick’s shirt? Undecided? Click through these 15 great moments in celebrity underboobage and then tell us how you feel.