STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING, EVERYONE. There’s a new cat on the Internet and he is Maru’s little brother. The newly adopted kitten is a who looks to be getting along with his new sibling just fine. His big bro will no doubt teach him everything he needs to know about big boxes, small boxes, and posing real cute. But don’t worry about being upstaged, Maru! You’ll always be number one for us! [CuteOverload]
I’ve been working at The Frisky for quite a while now and I have heard my share of cray stories. From a man who died from having sex with a hornets nest to a couple of Finnish journalists who pooped their pants on a bus just to find out what would happen if they did, I’m hard pressed to find a story that shocks me. And yet, Kristina Michelle Brown of Oklahoma City, has managed to arouse my bafflement. The 23-year-old was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon on Monday after a bizarre kerfuffle with her 72-year-old neighbor.
According to police reports, Brown stood outside her neighbor’s house with a knife screaming, “Come outside. I know you are in there. Do you wanna die?”
Obviously, her elderly neighbor wasn’t in the mood to die, so he called the cops instead. When police asked Brown what the neighbor did to her, she replied,“I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.” Keep reading »
Oh, I’m sorry, were you talking to me? I’m a little distracted by this acrobatic cat troupe. They’re called the Amazing Acro-Cats, and they’re a 13-cat touring troupe of feline talent. Their owner/Cat Leader is Next Level Crazy Cat Lady Samantha Martin, who’s trained her cats to do actual tricks. Do you know how hard it is to teach a cat to do anything? Anything? Listen, I love Colonel Mustard, but he is a raging, non-compliant cat jerk and won’t do anything I ask (up to and including actually covering his poop in the litter box). So these guys? They are brilliant little cat angels. [Boston Magazine]
Kitten Wasabi-chan was brutally injured by an errant crow attack as a stray on the streets of Japan. A kind passerby picked up Wasabi-chan and decided to care for her. Wasabi’s jaw was damaged and she required regular tube feedings, but hated having the tube stuck down her throat. So her owners came up with a novel solution: knit cute-as-hell costumes for Wasabi-chan to wear while being fed, that would prevent her from pulling her feeding tube out. In addition to her cheeky mushroom look, Wasabi-chan’s also worn hot pink and more — peep them after the jump. [Metro] Keep reading »
You were thinking you needed some sort of work diversion that combined your love of cats with your passion for wintry weather? Oh good, because there’s Catflakes, a website that provides users with hours of simulated cat-snowflake-hybrid fun. Catflakes allows you to adjust the type and speed of your catflakes, so you can enjoy a light dusting of catflakes, or a heavy blizzard of catflakes, take your pick! And in the event that cats really bum you out, well, there’s a special Grumpy Cat-flavored option just for you.
So yeah, if you need me, I’ll be enjoying the catflakes for the next few glorious hours. [Catflakes]
Hoo boy. The way to my heart is most definitely through an Australian-accented bearded hottie who reads and can wax political about gender and, oh yeah, LOVES CATS. Ben John Smith, the bearded hottie in question, and his pal Cam McCulloch are currently in the process of filming a documentary called “Cat Men.” The film seeks to explore, as Flavorwire puts it, the “cat-loving men [who] remain curiously underrepresented in both the media and in popular culture.” Here’s a clip of Smith (who has a girlfriend, boo) discussing two of his kitties, named William Burroughs and Sylvia Plath, singing to them (!), and showing off his plural cat tattoos. As a crazy cat lady in training, it is my official opinion that the only thing that could make “Cat Men” better would be for Karl and Choupette to get involved. [YouTube via Flavorwire]