The one problem with having a pet or dating someone with a pet is that sometimes that pet gets in the way of having a good time. In this hilarious Funny or Die video, Dave Franco (that’s James’ brother) is trying to get it on with Jamie Lynn-Sigler, but his cat Arturo is kind of, well, c**kblocking him. Catblocking. Whatever. From now on, when my dog Lucca decides to hop up on the bed and sniff my sex partner’s bare butt while we’re doing our business, I am going to call it dogblocking. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »
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Catblocking: What Happens When Your Kitty Doesn’t Want You To Get Down
The one problem with having a pet or dating someone with a pet is that sometimes that pet gets in the way of having a good time. In this hilarious Funny or Die video, Dave Franco (that’s James’ brother) is trying to get it on with Jamie Lynn-Sigler, but his cat Arturo is kind of, well, c**kblocking him. Catblocking. Whatever. From now on, when my dog Lucca decides to hop up on the bed and sniff my sex partner’s bare butt while we’re doing our business, I am going to call it dogblocking. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »
Video: The Hand That Rocks The Kitty
This U.K. woman is in big trouble with the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) after being caught on film dumping Lola the cat in a garbage can. Luckily, Lola’s owners had a security camera that caught the heinous act on film. The creepiest part is that the woman pets Lola lovingly before dumping her in the bin. Now she’s being offered police protection because of the “backlash against her.” Well, I kind of get why people are upset. She’s clearly a kitty serial killer or something. As some of you know, I have a bit of an issue with cats, but this scared me. How do you make the leap from disliking an animal to throwing it in the trash? [NY Post] Keep reading »
Tie-Wearing Cat Celebrates Birthday in Style
“Oh hey, what’s up guys? I’m just celebrating my birthday here with my people friends. They made me this cake, which is really cool, except I can’t eat it. Because I’M A CAT. Also, thanks for the tie — it’ll be great to wear to the office with my new pants. Except wait, I don’t wear pants. Because I’M A CAT. Stupid people.” Keep reading »
“Princess Bride” — With a Cast of Cats
We firmly believe that the best art comes out of obsession. In the case of engineer Paul Klusman, that obsession happens to be with his three cats — Ginger, Oscar and Zoey. Paul started out with the hilars “Engineers Guide to Cats” and in his newest video clip, he coerces his three furry friends to appear in his cat-tastic remake of “The Princess Bride” — complete with tiny cat wigs. This is absolutely not to be missed. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Cats Stroll The Catwalk In a Cat Fashion Show Explosion
Take a good look at that face: That’s what pure, unadulterated contempt for humanity looks like. It’s also the face of an adorable wittle kitty participant in last night’s Cat Fashion Show at New York’s Algonquin Hotel. The event was held in honor of the hotel’s resident kitty, Matilda, and featured a hilarious parade of furry, fluffy, nattily attired felines. Check out a full gallery of ridiculous adorableness over at Gothamist. Keep reading »
Turns Out Piano Cat Is A Little Mozart
Legless Kitty Is The Cat’s Meow
What has nine lives but no legs? It’s Kelly Anne, the legless cat! A couple of years ago, Kelly Anne was chased up a tree by some dogs and accidentally electrocuted, so vets in Mobile, Alabama, performed a quadruple amputation on her and nursed her back to health.
These days, the orange and white tabby can scoot around on her furry flippers, though she can’t scratch or groom herself properly. But by all accounts she’s a happy kitty. And she even caught a mouse once (what a pathetic mouse). [Comcast] Keep reading »
Tattooed Cat Thinks He’s Cooler Than You
Is this tattooed cat for real? At first glance, you might think it’s a product of cat Photoshop. But, as it turns out, there is a trend in Russia where people are having their hairless Sphynx cats tattooed. If this is for real? Gross. If this is Photoshopped? Thank the feline gods for that. [Sang Bleu] Keep reading »
Cat Gives Birth To A Dog?!
Yesterday, we discussed dealbreaker pets. Would any of you be opposed to dating someone with a catdog? This woman Georgia claims her cat gave birth to a dog — the little kittypup has the tail and ears of its mommy, but the rest of the body is more dog-like. Shut the front door! Apparently, vets think that the animal’s, um, unusual-ness is more likely the result of radiation, not a dog and a cat procreating; this story is decidedly less adorable now. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Cat Gorges On Watermelon
Who doesn’t love watermelon on a hot summer day? The enthusiasm with which this cat eats melon makes me laugh on this otherwise gloomy Monday morning. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
