cats

Please Don’t Buy This Brush To “Lick” Your Cat Clean

I am in full support of being nice to your pets, but this takes things a step too far. 

Megan Reynolds |

A Woman Accidentally Mailed Her Cat In A Box Of DVDs

Or her cat conspired to sabotage her, just saying.

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Women In China Are Showing Off Their Small Waists Behind Pieces Of Paper

In the latest of absurd trends that challenge women to prove they are nothing more than a collage of fuckable shapes, women in China and beyond are engaging in the…

Bronwyn Isaac |

Watch: Cat Rapper ‘Moshow’ Is Our New BFF

How long have we all waited for a rapper to come along who will rap about our love of cats? Basically our entire lives at this point.

Well…

Katrin Higher |

Your Cat Will Slay In This 3D-Printed Armor

If you and your feline familiar are itching for a weekend craft project, boy, have we got just the thing! Fire up the old 3D printer and bust out this…

Jenni Miller |

Wisconsin Cat Treks 1,500 Miles To Florida, Is Found And Brought Home To Safety

Latest news in our insane feline overlords: One of them decided to head to Florida for the winter because she just freaking felt like it. Typical asshole cat, right?

Katrin Higher |

Don’t Worry, Your Fat-ass Cat Will Still Love You If You Put It On A Diet

Princess Fluffyface will still love yu if you put her on a diet.

Megan Reynolds |

The Perfect Cat For You, According To Your Zodiac Sign

If you don’t have a cat, you need to get one. I have two and I never want to be without them. If this makes me a crazy cat person, so…

YourTango.com |

Grocery Store Cat Returns To His Rightful Kingdom, Is All Of Us

Olly the English supermarket cat that took the internet by storm in November, has returned to his rightful kingdom atop the shelves of a Sainsbury’s in Brockley, south London, England.

Katrin Higher |

Study Shows Men With Dogs Are More Attractive

After being questioned about dating deal-breakers in regards to pet habits, it was revealed that 97% of the women polled felt they could date a dog-owner, while less than 60%…

Bronwyn Isaac |

10 Movie Pussies Who Can Totally Handle The Revenant

Peter Travers says “movie pussies” should stay away from Leo’s new film – I beg to differ.

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Why Would You Pay Money To Smell Like A Cat?

Generally, this is something to avoid, no?

Megan Reynolds |

Gift Guide: For Your Feline Overlord

What to get for the cat that has everything?!

Maud Deitch |

On The Unique Stockholm Syndrome Of Cat Ownership

To own a cat is to fall victim to a specific kind of Stockholm syndrome.

Megan Reynolds |

Attention: We Would Still Like Your Cat Postcards For Our Good Friend Wesley

Help us do a good deed, yeah?

Megan Reynolds |

Old Man Mistakes The Frisky For Friskies Cat Food, Requests Cat Postcards — Let’s Make His Dreams Come True!

Please be a part of an actually heartwarming and genuine Good Deed.

Megan Reynolds |

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |
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