Posts tagged "castration"

Russian Soap Opera Actor Goes Home With Woman, Wakes Up With No Balls

Dmitry Nikolaev, a 30-year-old Russian soap opera actor, was admittedly being a naughty boy when he decided to go home with a random blonde woman he met at a bar one night -- because he's married. His infidelity might have otherwise earned him a verbal castration from his wife -- if not for the actual…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 26, 2015

Barbara Boxer Will Not Be Running For Senate Again In 2016

Longtime, progressive California Senator Barbara Boxer will not be running for her Senate seat again in 2016. [YouTube] How did Europe’s conservatives respond to the Charlie Hebdo massacre? [VICE] When women become mothers, they undergo biological changes in the brain that affect emotion regulation, empathy, and more. [The Atlantic] Why is the American Congress still…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 8, 2015

Child Molester Offers To Get Castrated In Exchange For Reduced Sentence

Sorry, John Burbine, but sacrificing your nuts is not a fair trade for allegedly raping and sexually abusing 13 children. …

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 20, 2013

Woman Arrested For Castrating A Guy With Her Bare Hands

A woman in Shelby, North Carolina, performed an incredible feat of strength -- and a horrible crime -- when she castrated a man with her bare hands. Joyce Maxine Gregory admitted that she squeezed a man's scrotum out of his testicles (that has gotta hurt). She and the man, who has not been named, got…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 31, 2012

FBI Investigated Elderly Woman Who Threatened To Castrate Politician Over Planned Parenthood

While physical threats against anyone are never acceptable, something about a feisty old lady threatening to castrate a politician is kinda amusing. The FBI recently investigated an 80-something Connecticut woman after she made a phone call to an unnamed male politician threatening to Lorena Bobbitt his weenie. Why would she do such a thing? Because…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 17, 2011

A Carpenter’s Hack Job And 12 Other Penis Accidents

Earlier this month, instead of sawing off a cabinet leg, a carpenter sawed off his own, um, appendage. Adding insult to injury, he was building the furniture piece at his mom’s place. Fifty-four-year-old Stuart Keen and his detached penis were immediately rushed to the hospital in Wantage, England, where skilled docs were able to stick…

By: Simcha / July 14, 2009

Is A Rapist Lower Risk Once They’ve Been Castrated?

TJ Hoen MacKenzie, a convicted child rapist, recently won his third attempt to be reclassified as a lower-risk prisoner after medical treatments left him with a less raging libido. While MacKenzie still has a twig, his berries were plucked after being diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2005. MacKenzie was arrested in 1991 for the rape…

By: Daniela Guernica / July 10, 2009

Love Can Make A Man Do Crazy Things, Like Chop Off His Penis

Parents just don’t understand. Back in high school, my dad dissed a dude with green dreads who came to pick me up for a date. Pops just wouldn’t let my knight in shining Doc Martens take me to the movies. It was totally embarrassing and infuriating, so, in retaliation, I dyed my hair bright red.

By: Simcha / June 1, 2009

Sex & Celluloid: “Antichrist” Gives Critics Castration Anxiety

Lars von Trier's newest film "Antichrist" has been getting tons of buzz at Cannes this year, but not the kind you'd expect from the venerable director of "Dogville" and the Dogme 95 movement. Instead, "Antichrist" was greeted by boos and disgust. The film, which centers on Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg after the death of…

By: Drew Grant / May 29, 2009