Behold Cassie 2.0. After shaving the side of her head, the singer has added lines to make it even edgier—or sillier—depending on your point of view. Personally, I’m not into it or any of her recent risque attempts to remain relevant. She’s pretty, mildly talented, and allegedly dating a rich guy (perhaps you’ve heard of him? Sean “Puffy” Combs?), so why won’t she just relax? [Is there something wrong with me that I kind of like it?—Editor]

In the last month, we’ve seen a lot more of celebrities and D-listers than we ever wanted, by way of leaked nude photos. We saw the lady lumps of Cassie, Miss California Carrie Prejean, and possibly Rihanna. It’s too much of a coincidence that Cassie, Rihanna, and Carrie were robbed of nude photos within a few weeks of each other. Instead, maybe these women took a page from Heidi Montag Pratt, who learned early in her career as an attention whore that a picture, any picture, is worth a thousand dollars or more. Perhaps these women, or a team of people close to them, orchestrated these “leaks” in order to boost their publicity.

Over the weekend, nude photos of (maybe?) Rihanna made their way onto the interweb. Oh, but she wasn’t the only singing sensation to get caught with her shirt off—Cassie was busted sans clothes, too. Now these two have joined a long list of teen stars flaunting their assets. Come on, y’all. Don’t you know naked pics always surface? After the jump, we expose the truth about the RiRi, Cassie, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, and Vanessa Hudgens photo “scandals.”

The whole world seems to know that Cassie is Diddy’s jump off, a casual sex partner. Or to use more current slang, she’s his buss it baby (refer to definition #3). The sad thing is she doesn’t realize this and continues to let Puff (I hate the name Diddy) disrespect and exploit her in his music, in print ads and, even, in her own song. More on just how pitiful their relationship is after the jump.

Sometimes, it’s kind of difficult not to be jealous of celebrities. They attend a-list events, get free stuff and usually have someone at their every beck and call. However, we came up with a list of girlfriends and wives that we don’t envy because being in a relationship with their men is way more work than we’d ever want to do in the name of love.