Okay, ick, Despite our dating advice, the rumor is Evan Rachel Wood traded in Marilyn Manson for Mickey Rourke. [Perez Hilton]

She denies it though. [People]

 

I have had a total crush on Casey Affleck ever since he played the dimwitted friend in Good Will Hunting alongside Matt Damon, brother Ben, and Cole Hauser. Since then, he’s totally come into his own as an actor, getting a Golden Globe and Oscar nomination for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and as a man. Now a leading hottie with a wife (indie cutie Summer Phoenix) and his second child on the way, we’re pretty sure he’s the hotter Affleck—little brother’s revenge!

Dude, guess who is about to become the coolest dad alive? Matthew McConaughey! The actor announced on his website, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together ... its 3 months growin’ in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Mmm, the way he put that is making me kind of hot and bothered. Anyway, obviously the kid has totally scored—think of all the free surfing, shirtless yoga, and bongo playing instruction! [TMZ]

Speaking of babies, cute couple Summer Phoenix and Casey Affleck are the parents of a new baby boy. The lil’ tyke joins brother Indiana, 3. Ten bucks says this kid isn’t going to be named something common, like Stanley. [Us Weekly]

Wackiest romance of the day: Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Rumors are flying that the twosome started dating after she interviewed the controversial socialist leader for GQ and he flirtatiously asked her to feel his muscles. Well, whatever gets you off I guess… [A Socialite’s Life]

I would like to apologize for continuing to write about this train wreck, but it’s my duty. Last night Brit and Adnan were busted buying a home pregnancy test AND she was wearing what looked to be an engagement ring. Please, someone, anyone, find something funny to say about this. [DListed]