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Hey Everybody, Joaquin Phoenix Is Still Here And Looking Pretty Fine

"The Master"
The new film, which Joaquin stars in, is basically about Scientology. Read More »
Mountaintop Waterdrop
Well, that wasn't weird at all. Read More »
Joaquin On Letterman
He returned to face the host after the strange appearance. Read More »
White Boy Dreads
Joaquin sported them in his promo image for "I'm Still Here." Read More »

I always knew a day would come when Joaquin Phoenix would decide to repossess the hot. At long last, that day has arrived… but where is Casey Affleck with the camcorder to document it?

Joaquin Phoenix Channels His Inner “Mountaintop Raindrop,” Whatever That Means


Oh Joaquin Phoenix. We loved you in “Walk the Line” and “Reservation Road.” And we’re even willing to let it slide that you were in all those crappy M. Night Shyamalan movies. But this current thing you’re doing — your fake-rapper fake-documentary”I’m Still Here” — is really bumming us out. It’s not that you made a pseudo-documentary that’s so depressing — it’s that it looks totally, ridiculously unfunny. And for that, we can’t forgive. Keep reading »

Quotable: Kate Hudson On Getting Spanked By Casey Affleck

“There were a couple in there when I thought: ‘God, Casey!’ He got a bit of power behind it. It was definitely real. … I normally take [son, Ryder Robinson] on the set with me, but not for that one. ‘Mommy is going to be naked on the bed, smoking and getting spanked in the next scene, honey!’ I guess it will be weird for him when he does eventually watch it.”

Kate Hudson, whose new film, “The Killer Inside Me,” will have her son in therapy forever [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

Is The New Joaquin Phoenix Documentary Really A Mockumentary?

We’ve spent the last year trying to figure out if Joaquin Phoenix has really lost his marbles. Was the star really taking an acting hiatus to be a rapper? Was he really a superhero, or just on some heavy psycho-tropics? I was relieved when I found out that his shenanigans were all a part of a documentary project spearheaded by Casey Affleck. But a recent private screening of the film, “I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix,” only made us more confused. Isn’t this thing too shockingly vulgar and debaucherous to be real? Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Evan Rachel Wood Gettin’ Her Rourke On

  • Okay, ick, Despite our dating advice, the rumor is Evan Rachel Wood traded in Marilyn Manson for Mickey Rourke. [Perez Hilton]
  • She denies it though. [People]
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    The Daily Hotness: Casey Affleck

    I have had a total crush on Casey Affleck ever since he played the dimwitted friend in Good Will Hunting alongside Matt Damon, brother Ben, and Cole Hauser. Since then, he’s totally come into his own as an actor, getting a Golden Globe and Oscar nomination for his role in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and as a man. Now a leading hottie with a wife (indie cutie Summer Phoenix) and his second child on the way, we’re pretty sure he’s the hotter Affleck — little brother’s revenge! Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey Spreads His Naked Bongo Playing Seed

  • Dude, guess who is about to become the coolest dad alive? Matthew McConaughey! The actor announced on his website, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin’ in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Mmm, the way he put that is making me kind of hot and bothered. Anyway, obviously the kid has totally scored — think of all the free surfing, shirtless yoga, and bongo playing instruction! [TMZ]
  • Speaking of babies, cute couple Summer Phoenix and Casey Affleck are the parents of a new baby boy. The lil’ tyke joins brother Indiana, 3. Ten bucks says this kid isn’t going to be named something common, like Stanley. [Us Weekly]
  • Wackiest romance of the day: Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Rumors are flying that the twosome started dating after she interviewed the controversial socialist leader for GQ and he flirtatiously asked her to feel his muscles. Well, whatever gets you off I guess… [A Socialite's Life]
  • I would like to apologize for continuing to write about this train wreck, but it’s my duty. Last night Brit and Adnan were busted buying a home pregnancy test AND she was wearing what looked to be an engagement ring. Please, someone, anyone, find something funny to say about this. [DListed]
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