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Ted Cruz Will Name Carly Fiorina As His Running Mate In Last-Ditch Effort To Triumph Over Trump

By selecting Carly Fiorina as his running mate, Ted Cruz no doubt hopes to win over women who are turned off by Trump’s sexist rhetoric (but not Cruz’s equally sexist, woman-hating policies!). More »


Carly Fiorina Autographed A Copy Of Karl Marx’s Das Kapital, And You Can Buy It On Ebay

Proceeds go to support Bernie Sanders! More »


We Won’t Have Carly Fiorina To Kick Around Anymore

Carly Fiorina officially drops her Presidential bid. More »


So Here Is A Video Of Carly Fiorina Eating Dog Food…

MMMMMMMMMM…….. More »


Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. More »


Carly Fiorina Admits She Was Wrong About 92 Percent Job Loss Claim

This weekend, GOP presidential candidate Carly Fiorina appeared on “This Week With George Stephanopoulos” and admitted that she was wrong when she stated at the most recent debate that 92 percent of the job losses in President Obama’s first term belonged to women. “I misspoke on that particular fact,” Fiorina told Stephanopoulos. “In this particular case, the… More »


The Best Moments In Bullshit From Last Night’s GOP Debate

Not just a fact check–a bullshit check. More »


Sure Hope No One On Carly Fiorina’s Staff Expects To Actually Get Paid Or Anything

Carly Fiorina still owes staffers over $500,000 from her failed Senate campaign, and does not believe she has to pay them. More »


Carly Fiorina Hearts Waterboarding, Thinks It’s Effective In Spite Of All Evidence To The Contrary

In an interview with Yahoo News on Monday, Carly Fiorina expressed her deep love and appreciation for the tactic of waterboarding, which she claimed “kept our nation safe” during the Bush administration.
“I believe that all of the evidence is very clear — that waterboarding was used in a very small handful of cases… More »


Carly Fiorina’s “Abortion Video” Is Actually Video Of A Stillborn Baby Named Walter

Carly Fiorina claims she saw a video of an fetus surviving an abortion and being harvested alive for spare parts–she did not. More »


The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate

Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more horrible than the last. Unfortunately, it was real, and one of these vicious idiots is going to be an actual nominee for President of the… More »


Donald Trump On Carly Fiorina: “Would Anyone Vote For That Face?”

Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas! More »


CNN: Hillary Clinton And Carly Fiorina Are In A “Girl Fight”

Wow, such witty and intelligent commentary, CNN. More »


Carly Fiorina Launches Presidential Campaign, Forgets To Register CarlyFiorina.org

Carly Fiorina is probably not too happy about what the CarlyFiorina.org website looks like. More »


Why We Voted: For Gay Marriage, For Immigration Reform, And For Those Little “I Voted!” Stickers

Happy Election Day — yes, an end to campaign commercials on TV is in sight! Whether you dragged yourself out of bed before work, will stand in line at the polls before going home tonight, or plan to do it mid-day, all that matters is that you exercise your right to vote! Yesterday, I asked… More »


Today’s Lady News: California Voters Polled On Female Politicians’ Hair

Pollster firm Public Policy Polling actually asked registered California voters whose hair they prefer more, Senator Barbara Boxer or her challenger, Carly Fiorina. Ugh. [Gawker]
Riot police in Cambodia beat female sweatshop workers when 3,000 of them went on strike yesterday. At least nine women were injured in the melee. The women work at… More »


Carly Fiorina Thinks Barbara Boxer’s Hair Is “So Yesterday”

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina just won the Republication primary in California on Tuesday. Her first order of business? Cattily sniping about Senator Barbara Boxer’s hair when she didn’t realize her mic was on. While prepping for an on-camera interview, Fiorina said to a person off to her right, “A lot of us… More »


A Senator Is A Senator, Even If She’s Also A Lady

Wow, I know politicians fight dirty, but resorting to woman-on-woman sexism in campaign ads is pretty low. Carly Fiorina, the former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, is challenging current Senator Barbara Boxer for her Congressional seat. Fine and dandy, right? It’s actually pretty cool that one woman is challenging another woman for her seat.

But… More »