Ted Cruz Will Name Carly Fiorina As His Running Mate In Last-Ditch Effort To Triumph Over Trump
By selecting Carly Fiorina as his running mate, Ted Cruz no doubt hopes to win over women who are turned off by Trump’s sexist rhetoric (but not Cruz’s equally sexist,…
Carly Fiorina Autographed A Copy Of Karl Marx’s Das Kapital, And You Can Buy It On Ebay
Proceeds go to support Bernie Sanders!
We Won’t Have Carly Fiorina To Kick Around Anymore
Carly Fiorina officially drops her Presidential bid.
So Here Is A Video Of Carly Fiorina Eating Dog Food…
Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Carly Fiorina Admits She Was Wrong About 92 Percent Job Loss Claim
This weekend, GOP presidential candidate Carly Fiorina appeared on “This Week With George Stephanopoulos” and admitted that she was wrong when she stated at the most recent debate that 92 percent…
The Best Moments In Bullshit From Last Night’s GOP Debate
Not just a fact check–a bullshit check.
Sure Hope No One On Carly Fiorina’s Staff Expects To Actually Get Paid Or Anything
Carly Fiorina still owes staffers over $500,000 from her failed Senate campaign, and does not believe she has to pay them.
Carly Fiorina Hearts Waterboarding, Thinks It’s Effective In Spite Of All Evidence To The Contrary
In an interview with Yahoo News on Monday, Carly Fiorina expressed her deep love and appreciation for the tactic of waterboarding, which she claimed “kept our nation safe” during the…
Carly Fiorina’s “Abortion Video” Is Actually Video Of A Stillborn Baby Named Walter
Carly Fiorina claims she saw a video of an fetus surviving an abortion and being harvested alive for spare parts–she did not.
The 12 Most Galling Moments Of The CNN GOP Debate
Oh man. If I hadn’t known better, I literally would have thought that last night’s GOP debate was an improv exercise in which each candidate was required to say something more…
Donald Trump On Carly Fiorina: “Would Anyone Vote For That Face?”
Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas!