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The Latest Carl’s Jr. “Sexy Burger” Ad Features A Dude For A Change
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Carl’s Jr. ads have a signature formula, and it tends to involve scantily clad hot ladies — which have included Jenny McCarthy, Heidi Klum and Paris Hilton — sauntering around… More »


Carl’s Jr., you have previously repulsed me with your overly sexualized advertisements, featuring buxom young things deep-throating burgers and fries. But then you came out with this delectable treat: a… More »


Topless And Spread Eagle, A <i>Sports Illustrated</i> Model Mows A Fish Sandwich For Carl’s Jr.
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She’s no Kate Upton, but Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal manages to make eating a charbroiled cod fish sandwich just about as smutty as humanly possible. OK, we get… More »


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Carl’s Jr is currently testing a new product called the “Ice Cream Brrrger,” which is, well, exactly what it sounds like: a burger made of ice cream. We’re a little… More »


Carl’s Jr. Goes Self-Referential In New Olivia Munn Spot
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Carl’s Jr. has decided to take a different approach for their new ad campaign, rather than their usual hot girl in bikini sexily chomps on an oversized hamburgerMore »


Miss Turkey Shills For Carl’s Jr.’s Turkey Burger
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Among what I’m sure are the many honors of Miss Turkey Gizem Memiç, the face of Carl’s Jr.’s turkey burger is surely on top. In Carl’s Jr.’s latest commercial,… More »


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Thanks, Kim Kardashian, I’ll Never Look At Salad Dressing The Same Way Again

Kim Kardashian in the sheets. A suggestive dribble of salad dressing. Boobies. A bubble bath. Just your everyday, average commercial for a tasty Carl’s Jr. salad. (No, seriously … More »


Carl’s Jr. Recruits Audrina Patridge For Burger Ad

Hungry? Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” must be, cause that girl is skinnnnnny. And you know what people whose fame depends on them being thin do when they get hungry? More »


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