Carl’s Jr. CEO Wants To Replace Human Employees With Robots
Despite my spiraling paranoia that this slow-roll replacement of humans-by-robots will render me and all those I love homeless and jobless in a matter of years, I understand the appeal.
The Latest Carl’s Jr. “Sexy Burger” Ad Features A Dude For A Change
Carl’s Jr Marries Pop Tarts & Ice Cream, Deliciously
Carl’s Jr., you have previously repulsed me with your overly sexualized advertisements, featuring buxom young things deep-throating burgers and fries. But then you came out with this delectable treat: a…
Topless And Spread Eagle, A Sports Illustrated Model Mows A Fish Sandwich For Carl’s Jr.
She’s no Kate Upton, but Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal manages to make eating a charbroiled cod fish sandwich just about as smutty as humanly possible. OK, we get…
Carl’s Jr.’s Ice Cream Brrrger & 11 Other Freaky Fast Foods
Carl’s Jr is currently testing a new product called the “Ice Cream Brrrger,” which is, well, exactly what it sounds like: a burger made of ice cream. We’re a little…
Carl’s Jr. Goes Self-Referential In New Olivia Munn Spot
Carl’s Jr. has decided to take a different approach for their new ad campaign, rather than their usual hot girl in bikini sexily chomps on an oversized hamburger…
Thanks, Kim Kardashian, I’ll Never Look At Salad Dressing The Same Way Again
Carl’s Jr. Recruits Audrina Patridge For Burger Ad
Hungry? Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” must be, cause that girl is skinnnnnny. And you know what people whose fame depends on them being thin do when they get hungry?