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Celebs

Go wild: What do you think John Mayer could possibly be saying to these luscious babes? Okay, okay, what could John Mayer possibly be saying that wouldn’t result in a sexual harassment suit? And what do you think the girls (who appear to be in a lady band, sorry I don’t recognize them) must be… READ MORE »


Entertainment

I think the statement “friends are the family we choose for ourselves” applies in this case. We wish this man, his dog and his doll a very Merry Christmas. Captions? [Izismile]

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Celebs

Seriously, what the hell is happening here? Have they spotted the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard giving Tom Cruise a BJ? So upsetting! [Photo: Splash News]READ MORE »


Entertainment

Are you seeing what I’m seeing? Mom put granny in the grocery cart along with a million liters of soda and some ground beef. This is no way to treat your elders. [O Beyonce] … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Appropriate for ages three and up? I’m not so sure about that. But these three are certainly hot to trot. Your captions, your majesties? [D**kfaeirie] … READ MORE »


News

Earlier today, Mitt Romney spoke at an NAACP conference — that’s the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, a civil rights organization  — and, well, it did not go so hot. Romney got booed for a whole 15 seconds after he promised to repeal health care reform, which he called “non-essential” and “expensive.” READ MORE »


Celebs

Though I generally don’t give two hoots about Lenny Kravitz, I saw the thumbnail for this photo and had to get a closer look. What is going on here? Is Lenny whispering sweet nothings in his bandmate’s ear? Playing him while he plays the guitar? It’s very intimate. Go ahead, caption away! [Photo: Bauer-Griffin]READ MORE »


Style

I’m wondering, what’s the message he’s trying to communicate here? That he lives in the city of Bikini Bottom? He wishes! OK. Your turn. Give me one-liners. [justaboyx] … READ MORE »


Entertainment

I found this picture in a Buzzfeed post about swimming tips with the caption “Don’t be afraid to improvise.” Go ahead, come up with something funnier. I know you can. Have at it, vaginas! [Buzzfeed] … READ MORE »


Entertainment

Homegirls Potato Chips … dream snack status. What do they taste like? All that and a bag of chips. That’s my best effort. It’s Friday. Your turn! And bonus points if you can tell me how Kathy got her leg to do that. [The Clearly Dope] … READ MORE »


Celebs

Congrats to Ryan Gosling’s mom, Donna, who just got her teacher’s degree from Brock University! How wonderful. Ryan, who loves his mom so much that he usually brings her as his date to awards shows, went to Donna’s graduation and brought girlfriend Eva Mendes with him. Someone in the audience noticed and posted this photoREAD MORE »


Entertainment

Apparently there are other options for the deceased besides burial or cremation. There’s cakation, where the corpse is transformed into a cake that loved ones can enjoy a slice of. My dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for photo captions. Have at it! [The Clearly Dope] … READ MORE »


Celebs

These two! They’re at Cannes (of course) at the premiere of “The Paperboy,” starring Kidman, McConaughey and a delicate little flower known as Zac Efron. I like to imagine they’re having an “attractive-off” and Kidman is chiding McConaughey for wearing a shirt. Or maybe she’s asking him why he left his bongos at home. What… READ MORE »


Entertainment

I need to know how this photograph came to be. You have to be desperately thirsty to drink straight from the cow, correct? I look forward to your brilliant captions. “Got milk?” doesn’t count. [WOW] … READ MORE »


Entertainment

I need someone to explain the parts protruding from this body. Is this a human male? Is this the result of excessive steroid use? I eagerly await your captions, Friskyverse. [WOW] … READ MORE »


Entertainment

This woman has a legit reason to wear low-rise jeans. Who wouldn’t want to show those tats off? The best caption I can come up with is: Private eyes are watching you. But that may just be because I’m listening to Hall & Oates. I’ll bet you can do better. Have at it. [F**k YeahREAD MORE »


Celebs

Rachel Zoe is all, “This. Is. Bananas. Your. Baby. Is. In. Your. Belly.” And Molly Sims is all, “Crazy lady, stop touching me.” Or at least that’s what I imagine was going on between these two at the opening of Valentino’s flagship store on Rodeo Drive earlier this week. What’s your guess? Tell us in… READ MORE »


Celebs

Here are Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker at a photocall for the movie version of “Battleship” — which I still refuse to believe is a real thing — and this picture is almost as confusing as the premise of the movie. Is Rihanna examining the details of Brooklyn’s retro sci-fi dress? Is Brooklyn comforting Rihanna about… READ MORE »