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Don Cheadle Is Captain Planet

Last month, I let you know that the Cartoon Network was working on a live-action version of “Captain Planet,” the ’90s cartoon that encouraged kids to recycle and turn off lights. Well, either great minds think alike, or Funny or Die totally cribbed the idea. Because in this vid, they have Don Cheadle play the do-gooding super hero. Only, after zapping some nasty contractors, Captain Planet goes crazy and starts turning everything and everyone—including puppies and babies—into trees. Also, his superhero sparks come from his penis. Hilarious. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Get Ready For “Captain Planet,” The Movie

“Captain Planet, he’s our hero / Gonna take animation down to zero.” That is my roundabout way of telling you that the Cartoon Network has announced that they will be making a live-action movie version of the ’90s TV show, “Captain Planet.” “The messages of Captain Planet are even more relevant today,” said Stuart Snyder, a head honcho at Turner Broadcasting. “With the earthquakes, tornadoes, melting icebergs and all the other problems threatening the world right now, Earth really needs her greatest defender.” For realsies. Keep reading »

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