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You Can Now Print Your Own 3-D Gummy Candy And Life Just Got A Little Bit Better

It’s like Willy Wonka IRL. More »


Carrot Cake Hershey’s Kisses Exist, And I Demand Answers

Guys, Hershey’s is releasing carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses for Easter. What is wrong with Hershey’s? Everything is wrong with Hershey’s. It’s like Hershey’s is running a 105 temperature and these carrot cake-flavored Kisses are its terrible fever dream.

On what planet would this be delicious? Is Hershey’s trying to make carrot cakeMore »


Man Is Accused Of Stealing 7,500 Pounds Of Candy

A man in Hesperia, California was arrested on Thursday for hoarding huge amounts of stolen candy in his garage.

Although Jesus Ibarra was freed on bail, his candy sting operation has now come to a close. The police found out about his operation when they discovered online advertisements leading to his illegal candy… More »


Oops! Canadian Pharmacy Gives Kids Bipolar Medication Instead Of Candy

A pharmacist assistant at a Canadian pharmacy “accidentally” gave out out bipolar medication to trick-or-treaters instead of candy Saturday night.

Apparently, a woman dropped her teenage son’s prescription drugs while on her way out of a pharmacy in Beauport.

The medications were Quetiapine and Divalproex sodium, both used to treat schizophrenia… More »


Parents, Please Don’t Be The Worst On Halloween

So just in case you’re having a hard time reading the sign in the picture above, here’s what it says (errors included, of course):
ATTENTION PARENTS

MY SON HAS SEVERE ALLERGIES AND COMES HOME EVERY YEAR DEVASTATED THAT HE CAN’T EAT ANY CANDY HE’S COLLECTED AT YOUR HOMES WHILE TRICK OR TREATING.More »


Pecan Pie M&Ms Exist: 10 Suggestions For Further M&M Fall Flavor Appropriation

Perhaps Mars would like to make Mashed Potato M&Ms? More »


Frisky Eats: 20 Sensual Chocolate Truffles For Every Valentine’s Palate

You know what’s even better than a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day? A box of homemade, custom-curated chocolates on Valentine’s Day!

One great thing about truffles is that they are almost painfully easy to make – by and large, you melt chocolate with cream, mix in flavors, roll it into balls, cool… More »


What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About Your Style

We all know Snickers people and Skittles people, and we also know not to introduce those people at parties. Some great tastes just don’t taste great together. Here is our 100% accurate and scientific assessment of what your favorite Halloween candy says about you. Read more on The Gloss…More »


Start Stockpiling Hershey’s Bars, Because Chocolate Prices Are Going Up

Hershey announced last week that its prices would increase due to a rise in the cost of chocolate ingredients. Very soon, those amazing Hershey’s Cookies ‘n’ Creme bars (or am I the only one who likes those?) will now cost eight percent more, and so will every other treat the company makes. Other candy companies… More »


Peeps Donuts Are Here And Now I’m On An Emotional Roller Coaster

Just as all things Easter are starting to show up in stores, Dunkin’ Donuts is presenting us with a gift from above: Peeps donuts. As the treats roll into stores in the next week, you, too, can devour the sugary, tooth-aching goodness that is a neon marshmallow Peep planted atop America’s favorite junk food item. More »


Cheers! Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans Have Arrived

When your consider the fact that beer-flavored lip gloss, beer-filled donuts, and, ahem, beer-flavored vagina wipes have all been invented, your reaction to beer-flavored jelly beans will probably be something along the lines of, “Seriously? Those didn’t already exist?” But these jelly beans are no novelty or passing fad — they’re the real deal, the… More »


The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The reviews on Amazon are often a treasure trove of hilarity, but occasionally they are both amusing and educational. For example, I had no idea until today that if I were to eat a handful of Haribo sugarless gummy bears, I could expect my insides to turn into hot lava. According to the hundreds of reviews for… More »


Very Important Question Of The Day: Do You Like Candy Corn?

Did you know today is National Candy Corn Day? This means roughly half the people reading this are all, “Woohoooo! Finally the world’s greatest seasonal candy gets the respect it deserves! I’m gonna eat nothing but candy corn today to celebrate!” And the other half is like, “Blecchhhh why would we celebrate that triangular plastic-flavored… More »


Rude Lady Ruins Halloween By Telling Fargo Trick-Or-Treaters They’re Fat

Rudeness, not fun-size Skittles, is how one Fargo, North Dakota, lady is celebrating this Halloween.

Yesterday an anonymous woman announced during a radio show call-in her intention to withhold candy for trick-or-treaters if she deems them too pudgy through their Dora The Explorer and Wreck-It Ralph costumes.

The woman told a Y-94… More »


Frisky Eats: 7 Ways To Take Your Cadbury Creme Eggs To The Next Level

‘Tis the season for Easter candy, including the MVP of seasonal sweets, Cadbury Creme Eggs. As good as these ooey gooey treats are on their own, I went searching for recipes that transformed the humble Cadbury Creme Egg into something more, and oh boy did I find some creative incarnations: Cadbury Creme Egg Brulee, anyone? More »


Have Your Bed And Eat It Too At The World’s First Cake Hotel

It took a team of 14 bakers, pastry chefs, and candy artists nearly 3,000 hours to create the world’s first edible pop-up hotel in Soho, London. The Willy Wonka-esque wonderland welcomed its first guests this week, a couple who enjoyed a carpet made of meringues, bouquets of sugar roses, fudge windowsills, spongecake pillows, 100 pieces… More »


Now You Can Eat A Life-Size Gummy Version Of Yourself

Big news on the colorful gummy candy/fantasy autocannibalism front! A place called FabCafe in Japan is offering a new service that uses 3D body scanners to create a realistic, life-size replica of your body–made entirely of gummy candy. Amazingly enough, the entire process costs just $65, but there are only 9 spaces available in the… More »


Chew On This 8-Foot Long Gummi Snake

It’s 27 pounds, 36,730 calories, $150 worth of pure gummi candy. The Party Python is now available for purchase Vat19. It comes in blue raspberry and green apple and red cherry and blue raspberry. Seriously, if it came in sour gummi, I would buy it for Amelia for her birthday and leave it in the… More »


9-Year-Old Boy Steals His Parents’ Life Savings For Candy Store Shopping Spree

When a nine-year-old Ukrainian boy found his parents’ life savings stashed under the couch, he did what any kid with a sweet tooth and a touch of psychopathy would do: he paid off an adult acquaintance to help him convert the $4,000 nest egg to Ukrainian currency, and then he went to the candy store. More »


20 Totally Inappropriate Photos Of Candy Corn


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