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Naked Women Rock Climbing — Plus, Jennifer Lawrence Weighs In On Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe

  • Enjoy these pictures of naked women rock climbing. Don’t worry, they’re artsy, not porn-y. [Nerve]
  • Jennifer Lawrence weighs in on Miley Cyrus’ camel toe. Of course, she does so diplomatically. [Celebuzz]
  • Best story of the day: Johnny Depp has a doppelgänger and he is married to a tree. Take that Ryan Gosling doppelgängers! [Huffington Post]
  • There are things that allegedly turn men off in bed? Oh, our ugly PJs. Sorry, those are not going anywhere. [The Stir]
  • I’m glad the myth of the “sideways slit” and “wandering womb” are no longer accepted as truth. [Cracked] Keep reading »

The Prancercise Lady Is Not The Least Bit Embarrassed By Her Camel Toe

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Prancercise Lady Talks About Her Camel Toe

“Embarrassed? If my camel toe doesn’t embarrass me, why would [anything]? I’m not embarrassed at all! … Haters gonna hate … I don’t pay attention to the neighsayers … Get it? N-E-I-G-H. It doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve always been special, and now all these people are finally noticing it. And I just wanna tell ‘em, ‘What took you so long?’”

– Joanna Rohrback on refusing to be embarrassed by her camel toe, a term she admits she was unfamiliar with at the time her Prancercise video went viral. The Broward/Palm Beach New Times, those lucky bastards, landed a full-length interview with the the very private exercise guru, whose specialness I never questioned. The must-read piece contains so many wonderful nuggets, but I think my favorite were sound bytes from Richard Simmons who described Rohrback as moving “like Judy Garland walking down the yellow brick road,” adding  “If she was here, I’d do her nails.” [Broward Palm Beach New Times]

 

Do Not Want: Charlie Chaplin Camel Toe Leggings

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“Charlie Chaplin Camel Toe”: hipster band name or brutally honest description of these leggings? Probably both, but for right now let’s focus on these leggings, which I’m pretty sure I’ve seen before in a fever dream I had in 10th grade. So upsetting. [$30, ROMWE]

Quiz: Can You Name The Celebrity Camel Toe?

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There is no greater challenge to female celebrity-dom than the inevitable moment of camel toe exposure. Sure, we may walk around rocking the camel toe in our yoga pants, but there’s not a pack of paparazzi documenting the comings and goings of our labias. You may think you know everything about your favorite celebrity — but can you identify her by her camel toe alone? Find out with our name that celebrity camel toe quiz. Let’s start with this recent, egregious toe-sposure. Here’s your clue: She’s one of the greatest singers of all time who chose the worst pants of all time. Click through to play.

Smooth Groove & 5 Other Products To Conceal Your Camel Toe

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Ladyparts are oh-so-problematic. They smell. They’re hairy. And when you wear super-tight clothing, they don’t automatically invert inside your body like an oyster to prevent camel toe. Can’t a girl give herself a yeast infection in peace? Luckily, the marketplace has generously stepped in to “help” us “solve” this beguiling conundrum. We just heard about the Smooth Groove, an invention out of Britain that looks like a snazzy, black-and-white athletic cup. Smooth Groove’s website claims, without attribution, “A staggering 55 percent of women, irrespective of age size or weight experience camel toe at some point.” Um, really? Who is conducting those surveys?! No one has ever asked me about my camel toe. [Smooth Groove]

Let’s check out some more camel toe prevention products for those who like their dignity intact, as well as their leggings extra-snug.

 

Just Say No To Camel Toe

The other day, I was sitting around, and I was thinking, you know what this world needs? World peace, an end to the BP disaster, and underwear that camouflages camel toe. While we may not have reached world peace or solved the BP mess yet, someone has invented Camelflage, undies that conceal unsightly camel toe action. What are the benefits of Camelflage, you ask? “Visual privacy,” because who wants their hoo-ha on display all over town? “Confidence,” because I know I feel better when I know everyone can’t see my genital silhouette, and “Secure fit,” because when I wear Camelflage, I want to stay camelflaged. Then, as the website points out, “You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren’t ‘that girl’ everyone is laughing at behind your back.” And who wants to be that girl? I know I don’t. All this for $19.99. Now, onto world peace. [Racked] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Nice Camel Toe, Pink

I like Pink, but this outfit is freaky, and I don’t mean that in a good way. The whole things just screams: “Look at my camel toe, people! My ace bandaged, glittery camel toe!” That is not a message that I want my clothes to telegraph. But maybe that’s why I’m not on the stage like a rock star, no? It’s kind of Cirque de Soleil meets “The Fifth Element.” It is also totally hideous. If you would like to check out a more up-close-and-personal shot of this business, dare to look after the jump. [Drunken Stepfather] Keep reading »

Camel Ammo Fights Camel Toe

Camel toe has stepped up its presence across America since leggings are back in style and tighter than ever. Instead of just switching back to pants, people keep coming up with ways to smooth things over. First, there was the
Cuchini
, and now there’s Camel Ammo! For 10 bucks, you can get a pink camo print U-shaped disc that slips right into the cotton flap in the crotch of your panties, which prevents your lady bits from going toe up. Plus, it’s machine washable! Clever, sure, as is the Camel Ammo slogan, “Waging war on the front lines.” But maybe the real problem here isn’t the fabric lip stick, it’s giving women more excuses to continue to wear the fashions that show camel toe. So, just for the record, ladies: tights are still not pants. [Trendhunter]
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Camouflage Your Cuchini!

Last week we told you about the Vaj-J Visor, a female protective cup that shields your netherbits during grooming. Today, Jezebel clues us in to the Cuchini, which attaches to your undies and “smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area, providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” The purpose? Sayonara camel toe! Maybe Lady Gaga should invest? [RGS via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Low-Crotch Leggings: The Alternative To Camel Toe!

We discussed the horrendous implications of wearing too-tight leggings that give you camel toe. But now there’s an alternative that does just the opposite! New low-crotch leggings give you the flattering look of just having taken a big poopie in your panties. Get them at Karmaloop.com for the super low price of $82. [Karmaloop via StyleHive] Keep reading »

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