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Smooth Groove & 5 Other Products To Conceal Your Camel Toe

Jessica WakemanJanuary 27, 2012 //
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Ladyparts are oh-so-problematic. They smell. They’re hairy. And when you wear super-tight clothing, they don’t automatically invert inside your body like an oyster to prevent camel toe. Can’t a girl give herself a yeast infection in peace? Luckily, the marketplace has generously stepped in to “help” us “solve” this beguiling conundrum. We just heard about the Smooth Groove, an invention out of Britain that looks like a snazzy, black-and-white athletic cup. Smooth Groove’s website claims, without attribution, “A staggering 55 percent of women, irrespective of age size or weight experience camel toe at some point.” Um, really? Who is conducting those surveys?! No one has ever asked me about my camel toe. [Smooth Groove]

Let’s check out some more camel toe prevention products for those who like their dignity intact, as well as their leggings extra-snug.

 

Just Say No To Camel Toe

Susannah BreslinJune 11, 2010 //

The other day, I was sitting around, and I was thinking, you know what this world needs? World peace, an end to the BP disaster, and underwear that camouflages camel toe. While we may not have reached world peace or solved the BP mess yet, someone has invented Camelflage, undies that conceal unsightly camel toe action. What are the benefits of Camelflage, you ask? “Visual privacy,” because who wants their hoo-ha on display all over town? “Confidence,” because I know I feel better when I know everyone can’t see my genital silhouette, and “Secure fit,” because when I wear Camelflage, I want to stay camelflaged. Then, as the website points out, “You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren’t ‘that girl’ everyone is laughing at behind your back.” And who wants to be that girl? I know I don’t. All this for $19.99. Now, onto world peace. [Racked] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Nice Camel Toe, Pink

Susannah BreslinSeptember 22, 2009 //

I like Pink, but this outfit is freaky, and I don’t mean that in a good way. The whole things just screams: “Look at my camel toe, people! My ace bandaged, glittery camel toe!” That is not a message that I want my clothes to telegraph. But maybe that’s why I’m not on the stage like a rock star, no? It’s kind of Cirque de Soleil meets “The Fifth Element.” It is also totally hideous. If you would like to check out a more up-close-and-personal shot of this business, dare to look after the jump. [Drunken Stepfather] Keep reading »

Camel Ammo Fights Camel Toe

SimchaJune 8, 2009 //

Camel toe has stepped up its presence across America since leggings are back in style and tighter than ever. Instead of just switching back to pants, people keep coming up with ways to smooth things over. First, there was the
Cuchini, and now there’s Camel Ammo! For 10 bucks, you can get a pink camo print U-shaped disc that slips right into the cotton flap in the crotch of your panties, which prevents your lady bits from going toe up. Plus, it’s machine washable! Clever, sure, as is the Camel Ammo slogan, “Waging war on the front lines.” But maybe the real problem here isn’t the fabric lip stick, it’s giving women more excuses to continue to wear the fashions that show camel toe. So, just for the record, ladies: tights are still not pants. [Trendhunter]
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Camouflage Your Cuchini!

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 27, 2009 //

Last week we told you about the Vaj-J Visor, a female protective cup that shields your netherbits during grooming. Today, Jezebel clues us in to the Cuchini, which attaches to your undies and “smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area, providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” The purpose? Sayonara camel toe! Maybe Lady Gaga should invest? [RGS via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Low-Crotch Leggings: The Alternative To Camel Toe!

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 23, 2008 //

We discussed the horrendous implications of wearing too-tight leggings that give you camel toe. But now there’s an alternative that does just the opposite! New low-crotch leggings give you the flattering look of just having taken a big poopie in your panties. Get them at Karmaloop.com for the super low price of $82. [Karmaloop via StyleHive] Keep reading »

Posh Spice Says Hello To Camel Toe

SimchaMarch 27, 2008 //

We’re so glad leggings are in style! They put on a leg show and cover cellulite. But now that they’ve made a comeback, so has the dreaded camel toe. Honestly, people, come on! When you’re wearing spandex bottoms, you have to add a long top or a short dress that will hide your stuff, so even the FBI would have do get permission to do an investigation. But apparently, Victoria Beckham isn’t aware of the laws of her land or Fannypack’s instructional dance hit from a few years ago. She was just spotted sporting a frontal split in leather leggings, flying in the face of fashion, and decency, by pairing them with a cropped jacket. Why Posh, why?! Although Vicky Becky is the new Marc Jacobs icon, she must have missed the company memo. At the fashion house’s Arabian Nights themed Christmas party, Marc Jacobs himself wore an anti-camel toe costume. Keep reading »