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Hot Dam(ned!): Zombie Pin-Up Girls

Everyone loves pin-up girls. Those saucy, knowing stares, the pretty curls and red lipstick, all the oozing sores and blood. Described as Gil Elvgren meets “Night of the Living Dead,” you can’t go wrong gifting this 2010 calendar to horror film junkie friends. Also, at $14.99, it costs just slightly more than one movie ticket. Order here and check out a few more gorgeous, deadly dames after the jump! Keep reading »

Hot Outta The Oven: Hot Mormon Muffins

If you thought all Mormon women wore floor-length muslin gowns and did their hair in poofy buns, you would be wrong. If you thought Mormons ate normal, run-of-the-mill muffins, you would be wrong too. The “Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste Of Motherhood” calendar blows those two stereotypes straight to hell. From the same folks who brought you the “Men On A Mission” calendar (which featured sexy male missionaries!), “these sexy moms have dared to step into the spotlight to breakdown stereotypes and extend a hand of friendship beyond religious and social boundaries. Shot in a centerfold format with oversized imagery, the calendar features the ladies’ favorite muffin recipes with a portion of the proceeds going to Breast Cancer research.” Well that’s nice, I guess. More importantly, what makes the muffins so damn special? According to Examiner.com, they have a “buttered sugar coating.” Consider my mind blown. [Examiner.com] Keep reading »

You Know You Want It: Men Of Mortuaries

Some girls like bankers. Some girls like farmers. And some girls like morticians. Yes, it appears that some ladies have a thing for guys who lay the dead to rest. Ergo: the Men of Mortuaries Calendar. The half-naked dudes featured are all funeral directors and/or morticians. Take, for example, Mr. July, Kevin Devine, who likes to swim and bury dead people. I love that in a man. It’s all for charity, which is a wonderful thing. But where’s the 2010 calendar? I need one, stat. Or I might die. [Coilhouse] Keep reading »

Farm Girls Pose Nude For A Charity Calendar

Mormons do itSwiss farm boys do it. Oxford students do it. Now, farm girls are doing it. Baring it all for a charity calendar, that is. British lasses in the Young Farmers’ Club posed nude for a 2010 farm-themed calendar to raise money for Cancer Research UK. Pitchforks, hay bales, and lotsa skin. [Sun UK] Keep reading »

Swiss Farm Boys Calendar Makes Us Want To Be Baaaaad

Swiss farmers have a bad reputation for being goody two-shoes. But now they’re even giving half-nekked Mormon missionaries a run for their calendar money. Just this year, photographer Tina Steinauer, made her first 2009 bare-chested man calendar for the Swiss Farmer’s Union. And the 12 month spread has the finest back sides in the countryside. From a tattooed troublemaker wielding a chainsaw to a musclebound man baling hay, these hot shots make us want to ho the field! Needless to say, the first edition sales were so high, they’re now recruiting new beefcakes for the 2010 calendar. Publisher Mike Helmy promises, “We just want a bit of bucolic rusticity.” Mmm, we don’t know what that means, but it sounds sexy! [Spiegel via Towleroad] Keep reading »

Heavenly Bodies: Gay Porn Or Mormon Fundraiser?

If you thought “Big Love” and Oprah exposed Mormons, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Feast your eyes on “Men On A Mission.” The calendar features muscle-ripped Mormons who have returned home from their two-year proselytizing missions in various corners of the world. While on the journey, the boys are not allowed to read newspapers, listen to music, surf the Internet, watch the boob tube or movies, get crunk, drink alcohol, tea or coffee, smoke ciggies, or get in any kind of missionary position. Plus, they can only call home twice a year, on Christmas and Mother’s Day. Clearly, this has left them plenty of time to pump iron. For the calendar, the boys were offered the chance to strip down and show us what they’ve been working with, and all the calendar proceeds go to a charity of their choice. But are hot, shirtless pics of hunks really what Joseph Smith had in mind? The creator of the calendar, Chad Hardy, defended his baby to the East Valley Tribune:

“It is so PG-rated, it’s hilarious. The gay community, when they buy this calendar, it will be the tamest calendar they’ll ever own. They’re in pants; they’re not in their underwear or showing any pubic hair. And religious art is filled with bare-chested men You see more flesh in the Book of Mormon than you do in our calendar!”

Well, at least Hardy knows his calendar is raising more than funds. Now, where can I get my dirty little hands on a copy of the Book of Mormon? [WOW] Keep reading »

Crave: Bubble Calendar

Whenever a package arrived at my doorstep when I was little, my main question was not Is the package for me?, but Does the package include bubble wrap? Bubble wrap had the capability to consume hours of my life with gratifying popping, but it also kept my mind sharp because I would make myself try to remember which bubbles I had already popped. Now, as an adult, I can relive my childhood fetish with the Bubble Calendar. While $29.95 might seem a little steep, that’s for 365 days of popping! [Bubble Calendar] Keep reading »

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