Some girls like bankers. Some girls like farmers. And some girls like morticians. Yes, it appears that some ladies have a thing for guys who lay the dead to rest. Ergo: the Men of Mortuaries Calendar. The half-naked dudes featured are all funeral directors and/or morticians. Take, for example, Mr. July, Kevin Devine, who likes to swim and bury dead people. I love that in a man. It’s all for charity, which is a wonderful thing. But where’s the 2010 calendar? I need one, stat. Or I might die. [Coilhouse]

Whenever a package arrived at my doorstep when I was little, my main question was not Is the package for me?, but Does the package include bubble wrap? Bubble wrap had the capability to consume hours of my life with gratifying popping, but it also kept my mind sharp because I would make myself try to remember which bubbles I had already popped. Now, as an adult, I can relive my childhood fetish with the Bubble Calendar. While $29.95 might seem a little steep, that’s for 365 days of popping! [Bubble Calendar]