Posts tagged "calendars"

Frisky Rant: Don’t Send Your Friends Calendar Invites (And Other Calendar Etiquette For People Who Aren’t Monsters)

Hi, are you an organized person who has realized that a well-planned system is the key to a happy life? Great! Are you the type of friend who not only adds your loved ones’ birthdays to your calendar with a yearly recurrence, but also sets another reminder to pick up a present a few week…

By: Beejoli Shah / March 6, 2015

Nerd Girl Porn: Sexy 2014 Calendars For Every Taste (From Plumbers To Postmen)

2014 is only a few, short days away, which means you are running out of time to make your sexy man wall calendar selection. Because I know you’re preoccupied with New Year’s Eve and all that, I did you the favor of scouting some of the best options for every taste. Whether you’re into taxi…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2013

A Mensch For Every Month

It’s wall calendar season! I don’t care if you keep your schedule on your iPhone. I do, too. But I still firmly believe in wall calendars. You need something fun to look at while you work. Something inspiring. For 2012, I had Flower Spirits in my cubicle. It was lovely and stuff, but in 2013,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 19, 2012

I’ll Take One Of These Please

Zak here (or should I say Mr. January?) is one of the male library professionals featured in the “Men of the Stacks” 2012 calendar. In case your were wondering, Zak is 6′ 5″, volunteers as an EMT, plays rugby, and loves to ride his bike. So yeah, he’s pretty much a unicorn. Zak and other…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 4, 2011

Keep Track Of The New Year

It used to be that on Christmas or Hanukkah, our more practical parent always gifted us with a wall calendar for the upcoming year. Back then, 12 months of Kirk Cameron was something to look forward to. Now that we’re older, we want a wall calendar that’s sleek and practical to go above our desk.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 27, 2010

Mexican Airline Stewardesses Pose In Calendar To Save Bankrupt Airline

Enough with the sexy calendars already! After Mexicana Airlines filed for bankruptcy this summer, air hostesses photographed themselves in a 2011 “sexy stewardesses” calendar to save their airline. They paid $8,000 out of their own pockets to create the $12 calendar, which is on its second printing. Last time I checked, keeping an airline afloat…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 4, 2010

Behold: The Tina Fey Swimsuit Calendar

I think you know what you’re getting, oh, everyone you know for the holiday season—the 2011 Tina Fey Swimsuit Calendar. The way I phrased that makes it sound like there was such a calendar for 2010, but there wasn’t. This is a brand-new concept that Tina unveiled over the weekend at “Night of Too Many…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 5, 2010

The “Men Of Mortuaries” Calendar Makes Me Wanna Die

The brilliant genius who undertook the “Men of Mortuaries” calendar must have been inspired by the Fisher boys on “Six Feet Under.” Who ever thought that hot morticians could exist in real life? These guys really are too sexy for their shirts. I’d like to get them alone in a graveyard. The sad…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 7, 2010

A Calendar To Round Out Your Year

More often than not, calendars are downright frightening. See: pictures of babies dressed up as flowers, the near-naked Jersey Shore fire department, nude middle-aged women à la “Calendar Girls.” If turning the page to see what greets you for March elicits a cry of terror, then perhaps you’re in the market for something a bit…

By: Leonora Epstein / February 25, 2010

The New York City Sex Bloggers Calendar Wants You!

I’m occasionally a bit of a procrastinator. According to the calendar on my office wall, it is December 2009, and I’ve still got to pick up vodka for New Year’s. But, fortunately for all of us, the powers that be at the New York City Sex Bloggers Calendar do not have this problem. They’ve got…

By: Erica Maxwell / February 5, 2010

Hot Guys & Baby Animals Together At Last!

File this one under “Brilliant Ideas I Would Have Thought Up If I Wasn’t Busy Complicating Things.” Hot guys. Baby animals. Together, in a calendar. Twelve months of sexy men cuddling adorable, fuzzy furballs. I know. I know! A few more pics that will give you the “ahhs” and “awws,” after the jump. [$12.99, Hot

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 22, 2009

A Whole Year Of Gilles Marini

Amelia sent me a link to this gorgeous, gorgeous 2010 calendar yesterday because she knows how much I love Gilles Marini, and holy, hot tomato on toast, it’s gonna be a good year! I couldn’t keep this all to myself — that would simply be cruel — so consider this post a public service announcement…

By: Wendy Atterberry / December 3, 2009

Hot Dam(ned!): Zombie Pin-Up Girls

Everyone loves pin-up girls. Those saucy, knowing stares, the pretty curls and red lipstick, all the oozing sores and blood. Described as Gil Elvgren meets “Night of the Living Dead,” you can’t go wrong gifting this 2010 calendar to horror film junkie friends. Also, at $14.99, it costs just slightly more than one movie ticket.

By: Erin Flaherty / October 30, 2009

Hot Outta The Oven: Hot Mormon Muffins

If you thought all Mormon women wore floor-length muslin gowns and did their hair in poofy buns, you would be wrong. If you thought Mormons ate normal, run-of-the-mill muffins, you would be wrong too. The “Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste Of Motherhood” calendar blows those two stereotypes straight to hell. From the same folks who…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 28, 2009

You Know You Want It: Men Of Mortuaries

Some girls like bankers. Some girls like farmers. And some girls like morticians. Yes, it appears that some ladies have a thing for guys who lay the dead to rest. Ergo: the Men of Mortuaries Calendar. The half-naked dudes featured are all funeral directors and/or morticians. Take, for example, Mr. July, Kevin Devine, who like…

By: Susannah Breslin / September 1, 2009

Farm Girls Pose Nude For A Charity Calendar

Mormons do itSwiss farm boys do it. Oxford students do it. Now, farm girls are doing it. Baring it all for a charity calendar, that is. British lasses in the Young Farmers’ Club posed nude for a 2010 farm-themed calendar to raise money for Cancer Research UK. Pitchforks, hay bales, and lotsa skin.

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 13, 2009

Swiss Farm Boys Calendar Makes Us Want To Be Baaaaad

Swiss farmers have a bad reputation for being goody two-shoes. But now they’re even giving half-nekked Mormon missionaries a run for their calendar money. Just this year, photographer Tina Steinauer, made her first 2009 bare-chested man calendar for the Swiss Farmer’s Union. And the 12 month spread has the finest back sides in the countryside.

By: Simcha / May 28, 2009

Heavenly Bodies: Gay Porn Or Mormon Fundraiser?

If you thought “Big Love” and Oprah exposed Mormons, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Feast your eyes on “Men On A Mission.” The calendar features muscle-ripped Mormons who have returned home from their two-year proselytizing missions in various corners of the world. While on the journey, the boys are not allowed to read newspapers, liste…

By: Simcha / May 5, 2009

Crave: Bubble Calendar

Whenever a package arrived at my doorstep when I was little, my main question was not Is the package for me?, but Does the package include bubble wrap? Bubble wrap had the capability to consume hours of my life with gratifying popping, but it also kept my mind sharp because I would make myself try…

By: The Frisky / July 9, 2008