Posts tagged "butts"

This “Ellen” Skit Spoofing Nicki Minaj Is Horrifically Offensive

This “Ellen” Skit Spoofing Nicki Minaj Is Horrifically Offensive

It’s 2015. Who the hell greenlit this?

Megan Reynolds | October 14, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another…

Megan Reynolds | July 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

PornHub’s Twerking Butt Is A Marvel For Many Reasons

Just what you always wanted. …

Megan Reynolds | July 9, 2015 - 5:00 pm

John Legend’s Butt Is The New Standard For Celeb Asses

THIS is an ass we can get behind. …

Megan Reynolds | July 8, 2015 - 10:30 am

What’s Justin Bieber Looking For?

What’s out there, little guy? …

Megan Reynolds | July 7, 2015 - 11:00 am

Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” Is An Amazingly Stupid Parody Of Booty Jams

Around the corner, fudge is made. …

Megan Reynolds | April 13, 2015 - 2:00 pm

There Were Naked Men Aplenty On The “Game Of Thrones” Season 5 Premiere

Last night’s season five premiere of “Game of Thrones” appeared to taken some past criticism to heart and finally evened the male-to-female nudity ratio by giving viewers plenty of naked man…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 13, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Sink Your Teeth Into A Big, Juicy Peach Butt

Two of my favorite things in this whole world are peaches and butts. Put those two together, and you have the greatest lovechild of all time, not including Blue Ivy…

Katie Oldenburg | July 31, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Women With Big Butts Are Brainier

Another reason to love your big butt! Not that you needed one. According to a study done at the University of Oxford, the bigger the bum, the brainier the woman…

Ami Angelowicz | October 31, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Which Celebrity Has A Professional Butt Washer?

The pictures don’t lie. This is hard hitting journalism, people. Ever wonder how celebrities look flawless 24/7? The answer — get yourself a professional butt washer. Do you think this…

College Candy | August 3, 2013 - 9:30 am

Curvaceous Man Butts Are In, Not That We Mind

Women have always been into men with enough backside to hold their pants up (no pancake ass!), but apparently, it’s becoming trendy for men to have some junk in the…

Ami Angelowicz | July 25, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Jorge Perez Gonzalez Is A Professional Butt Slapper

Now, this is how you slap an ass. Percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez of the band Patex makes beautiful music with female bottoms. Maybe I should be offended, but I find…

Ami Angelowicz | February 13, 2013 - 4:20 pm

21 Celebrity Couples Playing Grab Ass

Oh, excuse us for interrupting your private moment, Kim and Kanye. Wait, never mind, you’re out in public playing grab ass, why are we apologizing? Kim is the one who’s known for…

The Frisky | October 9, 2012 - 11:00 am

“Only Decent People”: The Dutch Film About Black Women’s Asses That Looks Pretty Racist

Anyone out there in the Frisky-verse speak Dutch? Because I would really love to understand what is going on in the trailer for “Only Decent People” (“Alleen Maar Nette Mensen”),…

Jessica Wakeman | September 6, 2012 - 3:40 pm

Japanese Butt Robot Proves Her Creator Is An Ass Man

Meet SHIRI, the Japanese butt robot. She’s legless and headless, but seems to enjoy a sensual massage to the silicon skin covering her posterior. Like a human woman, her artificial…

Jessica Wakeman | May 13, 2012 - 10:00 am

New Plastic Surgery Trend: The “Pippa Butt Lift”

Forget Kim Kardashian’s butt: This year, it’s all about Pippa Middleton’s rear. “The latest craze here in the US and all over the world is to get the Pippa Butt…

Newser | August 14, 2011 - 6:30 pm

Paris Hilton Is Still Anti-Undies

Paris Hilton gives us definitive proof that leggings should not be worn in lieu of pants while out shopping with her mom yesterday. She also makes a good case for…

Kate Torgovnick/ | November 24, 2010 - 1:15 pm

How Do You Feel About Old Navy’s Booty Reader?

This morning, I saw this commercial for Old Navy jeans. In it, a row of women submit their butts to the scrutiny of … the Booty Reader. An Old…

Susannah Breslin | August 3, 2010 - 12:20 pm

Lie Back And … I Mean, Bend Over And Think Of England!

When it comes to disposing of waste properly, the anti-littering campaign Keep Britain Tidy knows a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. [The Sun UK]…

Jessica Wakeman | July 20, 2010 - 12:15 pm