Helen Mirren Loves Kim Kardashian’s Butt, Just Like The Rest Of America
She also called her a “shameless woman” but in a totally complimentary way, we swear.
Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?
We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all?
Best New Tumblr: One Butt Drawing A Day For All Of 2016
If your interests lie at the unholy intersection of Tumblr, goal-setting, and childish humor, get your butt over to butts.lol, where artist Charles Vestal is drawing at least one…
This “Ellen” Skit Spoofing Nicki Minaj Is Horrifically Offensive
It’s 2015. Who the hell greenlit this?
Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel
If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another…
John Legend’s Butt Is The New Standard For Celeb Asses
THIS is an ass we can get behind.
What’s Justin Bieber Looking For?
What’s out there, little guy?
Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” Is An Amazingly Stupid Parody Of Booty Jams
Around the corner, fudge is made.
There Were Naked Men Aplenty On The “Game Of Thrones” Season 5 Premiere
Last night’s season five premiere of “Game of Thrones” appeared to taken some past criticism to heart and finally evened the male-to-female nudity ratio by giving viewers plenty of naked man…
Sink Your Teeth Into A Big, Juicy Peach Butt
Two of my favorite things in this whole world are peaches and butts. Put those two together, and you have the greatest lovechild of all time, not including Blue Ivy…
Women With Big Butts Are Brainier
Another reason to love your big butt! Not that you needed one. According to a study done at the University of Oxford, the bigger the bum, the brainier the woman…