butts

Helen Mirren Loves Kim Kardashian’s Butt, Just Like The Rest Of America

She also called her a “shameless woman” but in a totally complimentary way, we swear. More »


Sext Tip: Photoshop Your Nudes With Perfect365 (NSFW)

Warning: this post contains a bunch of photos of my butt. More »


Who Will Win The GOP Butt Caucus?

We all know the GOP candidates are asses, but who’s the best ass of them all? More »


Best New Tumblr: One Butt Drawing A Day For All Of 2016

If your interests lie at the unholy intersection of Tumblr, goal-setting, and childish humor, get your butt over to butts.lol, where artist Charles Vestal is drawing at least one butt a day, every day in 2016.More »


John Stamos Gives You High Fashion Porky Pig, Shows His Ass Like He Needs A Spanking

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This “Ellen” Skit Spoofing Nicki Minaj Is Horrifically Offensive

It’s 2015. Who the hell greenlit this? More »


Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another member of your household. There it is, winking at you as you try to watch television. There it goes, across your line of vision as… More »


PornHub’s Twerking Butt Is A Marvel For Many Reasons

Just what you always wanted. More »


John Legend’s Butt Is The New Standard For Celeb Asses

THIS is an ass we can get behind. More »


What’s Justin Bieber Looking For?

What’s out there, little guy? More »


Amy Schumer’s “Milk Milk Lemonade” Is An Amazingly Stupid Parody Of Booty Jams

Around the corner, fudge is made. More »


There Were Naked Men Aplenty On The “Game Of Thrones” Season 5 Premiere

Last night’s season five premiere of “Game of Thrones” appeared to taken some past criticism to heart and finally evened the male-to-female nudity ratio by giving viewers plenty of naked man ass to ogle. To be honest, I haven’t actually watched the episode yet, as last night I was too busy gripping the ass of the naked… More »


Sink Your Teeth Into A Big, Juicy Peach Butt

Two of my favorite things in this whole world are peaches and butts. Put those two together, and you have the greatest lovechild of all time, not including Blue Ivy Carter. So what is a peach butt, you ask? … More »


Women With Big Butts Are Brainier

Another reason to love your big butt! Not that you needed one. According to a study done at the University of Oxford, the bigger the bum, the brainier the woman — and also, the healthier. The research team analyzed the behinds of  more than 16,000 women and found that fat bottomed girls really do make… More »


Which Celebrity Has A Professional Butt Washer?

The pictures don’t lie. This is hard hitting journalism, people. Ever wonder how celebrities look flawless 24/7? The answer — get yourself a professional butt washer. Do you think this sort of behavior is excessive? Or fair, considering how often famous peeps are photographed? Read more at College Candy…More »


Curvaceous Man Butts Are In, Not That We Mind

Women have always been into men with enough backside to hold their pants up (no pancake ass!), but apparently, it’s becoming trendy for men to have some junk in the trunk because they want it. And when I say junk, I mean, they are literally getting fat sucked out of other places and injected in… More »


Jorge Perez Gonzalez Is A Professional Butt Slapper

Now, this is how you slap an ass. Percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez of the band Patex makes beautiful music with female bottoms. Maybe I should be offended, but I find myself rather mesmerized by his skill. And his butt lotioning technique. I prefer Buttcussion to Gangam Style or the Harlem Shake or whatever other dance… More »


21 Celebrity Couples Playing Grab Ass

Oh, excuse us for interrupting your private moment, Kim and Kanye. Wait, never mind, you’re out in public playing grab ass, why are we apologizing? Kim is the one who’s known for her famous fanny, but it seems she has a fondness of her own for the junk in Kanye’s trunk. She’s really up there, isn’t she? More »


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