Another reason to love your big butt! Not that you needed one. According to a study done at the University of Oxford, the bigger the bum, the brainier the woman — and also, the healthier. The research team analyzed the behinds of more than 16,000 women and found that fat bottomed girls really do make […]
As a person with both a voracious sexual appetite and serious loner tendencies, I really enjoy sexting. I love the process of cowriting filthy Choose Your Own Adventure-style erotic scenarios, upping the ante with each exchange, my imagination inspired by whatever textual sex act my partner has just suggested until my thumbs start to cramp and […]
If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another member of your household. There it is, winking at you as you try to watch television. There it goes, across your line of vision as […]
You know that line in Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back,” where he goes, “I like big butts and I cannot lie”? Well, I have a big butt and I cannot lie. I’ve always had a big butt. Ever since I can remember. To be clear, it’s not like I have trouble getting through doorways, but […]
If your interests lie at the unholy intersection of Tumblr, goal-setting, and childish humor, get your butt over to butts.lol, where artist Charles Vestal is drawing at least one butt a day, every day in 2016. Right now there are even bonus butts, because (I guess) New Year’s Day was a particularly butt-inspired day. He’s […]
PornHub is making a foray into the wide world of high-tech sex toys with the Twerking Butt. It is exactly as it sounds — a peach colored butt, dressed in a black thong, with an opening for your vienna sausage, that twerks. Oh? Let’s find out more. The butt itself is, from what we can […]
Fact: Amy Schumer is hilarious. Fact: Butts are also hilarious, perhaps more so than Amy Schumer. Fact: this video for “Milk Milk Lemonade” is wonderful because it combines both Amy Schumer and butts, and is a gentle reminder to all men who appreciate the booty that poop does, in fact, come out of there. Send […]
