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Michelle Obama Has A Fat Ass, Congressman Overheard Saying

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“She lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

This, my friends, is my holiday gift to you: Republican Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner (WI) was overheard trash-talking First Lady Michelle Obama during a cell phone conversation in the D.C. airport. First of all, blasphemy. Michelle’s booty is fine and she could probably do pushups and cartwheels around this fool. Second of all, who talks trash about the First Lady in the friggin’ D.C. airport where someone who works in government/media is bound to hear you (and gleefully tell everyone)? I mean, when I talk smack about Amelia, I go down the street to do it. Keep reading »

Fake Doctor Injected Woman’s Butt With Cement And Super Glue

Botched Plastic Surgery
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Ladies, if you insist on getting plastic surgery, please make sure that your doctor is properly licensed and legit. Because unfortunately, there are predatory fake doctors out there, and they will put some crazy things up your butt if you let them. Like transgendered woman Oneal Ron Morris (pictured), who for the low, low, low price of $700 offered one woman a butt implant. Sure, said the as-yet-unidentified victim, who probably looked at Morris’ own very large derriere and liked the results. Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Gets Dragged Into The Divorce

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The Pippa Buttlift
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To add to the tornado of gossip that Kim Kardashian‘s divorce has ushered in, there are now claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries has “evidence” that Kim pads her famous butt! Dun, dun, duuuun! The “evidence” is reportedly a pic or a vid on his cell phone, says The National Enquirer. If only we could see her unclothed bottom and judge for ourselves, because it’s not as though Kim runs around in string bikinis or poses nude for Playboy. Keep reading »

Reebok’s Butt-Toning Sneakers Don’t Actually Tone Your Butt

Wait, you mean you actually have to exercise to tone your butt? Damn it!

That collective groan you hear are the scads of Reebok EasyTone customers who spent over $100 each on a pair of sneakers that the Federal Trade Commission recently ruled has “deceptively advertised” its customers. The FTC ruled that EasyTone and RunTone brand sneakers had none of the butt-toning abilities advertised and that anyone who bought the faulty sneaks could get a refund. Reebook has agreed to pay a $25 million settlement, although they stand by the tush-boosting claims they’ve made about their shoes.

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The “Pippa Butt Lift” Is The New Plastic Surgery Craze

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Finally, something to do with all that excess fat on your stomach: redirect it to your ass for “the Pippa butt lift.”

Plastic surgery clients now want to emulate the most overrated white girl booty in the world — that of Pippa Middleton, royal maid of honor and scene stealer. “Good Morning America” talked to Miami single mom Christina Valdez, who envied Pippa’s petite waist and poppin’ booty so badly that she went under the knife.

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Today’s Lady News: Diddy Publishes Photography Book About Butts

  • Diddy, Interscope’s Jimmy Iovine and photographer Rafael Mazzucco have published a new book about women’s butts called Culo by Mazzucco. (Culo is the Italian word for ass.) As an appreciator of booty, I think the books sounds like 240 pages of awesome. But some might say it “objectifies women by way of dismemberment,” as Clutch Magazine suggests. What do you think — is a photography book of women’s butts offensive? [Clutch Magazine]
  • Doctors are pissed at Rep. Michele Bachmann for making unsubstantiated comments at the Tea Party debate about the HPV vaccine causing mental retardation. Experts say that every time false alarms are raised by politicians/celebs about vaccines, vaccination rates drop. [New York Times]
  • Fox News commentator Dr. Keith Ablow compares Chaz Bono’s appearance on “Dancing With The Stars” to heroin addicts and people with anorexia. I can’t even approach the stupidity of this one. [Think Progress]

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Morning Quickies: Was Pippa Middleton’s Butt Padded At The Royal Wedding?

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  • Vicious gossips say Pippa Middleton’s butt was padded at Kate Middleton’s wedding. Pilates? Feh! [Jezebel]
  • Just in case you thought Ronnie and Sammi might have matured a bit: the previews of tonight’s “Jersey Shore” reveal — surprise! — they’re fighting like (drunk) cats and dogs in Italy as well. [US Weekly]
  • It’s a “Mad Men”-inspired summer reading list! [AMCTV.com]
  • “True Blood”‘s Sam Trammell and his girlfriend, actress Missy Yaeger, gave birth to twin boys earlier this month. Mazel tov! [Celebitchy]

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Pippa Middleton’s Butt Depicted In Crumpets

Getting a tattoo as an homage to your favorite celeb is so 2010. The hot new thing to do is recreate that celeb’s rear end in crumpets. Fifteen thousand crumpets and the manpower from 12 dedicated crumpet-ers honored Pippa Middleton, depicted in her bridesmaid’s gown. Artist Laura Hadland used over 100 jars of Marmite and jam in her ode to Pippa’s patoot after the world’s most famous sister-in-law won a Beefeater Grill contest of women whom Brits would most like to “wake up to breakfast with.”

All I can say is … what a waste of food. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

“Tush,” “Booty” And Other Inappropriate Ways Grown Men Have Referred To My Butt

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I am not a picky woman. I haven’t chucked a guy to the curb for being super short or for liberally quoting “Family Guy” without realizing that’s the last recourse of the unoriginal. I try to accept men with all their imperfections. Even the guy who always referred to my butt as a “tush” in bed. Keep reading »

Quickies: Anthony Weiner’s Wife Huma Abdein Is Pregnant & Pippa Loses “Rear Of The Year” Contest

  • Huma Abedin, Rep. Anthony Weiner’s wife, is pregnant. Three sources close to the couple confirmed to The New York Times that she is in her first trimester of pregnancy. Oof. [New York Times]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon sex tape has allegedly been stolen from the home of its owner, Claudia Vazquez, who is J.Lo’s ex-husband’s new babe. Cat burglar financed by “Idol”? Or someone else trying to cash in? [Radar]
  • A Greenpeace study found that Barbie dolls’ packaging comes from endangered rainforests. That’s OK: I hear Barbie’s a global warming denier. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A history of Sarah Palin complaining about “gotcha” questions. [NYmag.com]

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