Posts tagged "butt"

5 Big Celebrity Booties With Beautiful Jiggle

Who says your ass has to be teeny, tight, and toned to be beautiful? There’s a billion different ways to be beautiful. Amirite? Let’s hear it for the ladies who’ve…

The Stir | May 8, 2012 - 9:10 am

The Soapbox: Why Can’t Levi’s Get A Clue With Their Advertising?

Two years ago, Levi’s debuted their new Curve ID jeans by blasting our eyeballs with ads about their three different “slight curve,” “demi curve,” and “bold curve” shape versions. The…

Jessica Wakeman | February 23, 2012 - 9:00 am

Lindsay Lohan Bares Her Butt For Terry Richardson

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at a photoshoot with Terry Richardson: “Now, bend over the railing and show me your panties … ” Ick, ick, ick. Oh…

Jessica Wakeman | February 16, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Style Resolution: Dress For My Booty

I’ve never been a woman who thought about my figure and how to flatter it. From puberty onward, I luckily had a slim frame and an hourglass figure that made…

Jessica Wakeman | January 17, 2012 - 10:00 am

Michelle Obama Has A Fat Ass, Congressman Overheard Saying

“She lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”
This, my friends, is my holiday gift to you: Republican Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner (WI) was overheard…

Jessica Wakeman | December 22, 2011 - 1:40 pm

Fake Doctor Injected Woman’s Butt With Cement And Super Glue

Ladies, if you insist on getting plastic surgery, please make sure that your doctor is properly licensed and legit. Because unfortunately, there are predatory fake doctors out there, and they…

Julie Gerstein | November 21, 2011 - 11:20 am

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Gets Dragged Into The Divorce

To add to the tornado of gossip that Kim Kardashian’s divorce has ushered in, there are now claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries has “evidence” that Kim pads her famous…

Stefanie Blejec | November 11, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Reebok’s Butt-Toning Sneakers Don’t Actually Tone Your Butt

Wait, you mean you actually have to exercise to tone your butt? Damn it!

That collective groan you hear are the scads of Reebok EasyTone customers who spent…

Jessica Wakeman | September 29, 2011 - 4:40 pm

The “Pippa Butt Lift” Is The New Plastic Surgery Craze

Finally, something to do with all that excess fat on your stomach: redirect it to your ass for “the Pippa butt lift.”

Plastic surgery clients now want to…

Jessica Wakeman | September 28, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Today’s Lady News: Diddy Publishes Photography Book About Butts

Diddy, Interscope’s Jimmy Iovine and photographer Rafael Mazzucco have published a new book about women’s butts called Culo by Mazzucco. (Culo is the Italian word for ass.) As an appreciator…

Jessica Wakeman | September 20, 2011 - 6:40 pm

Morning Quickies: Was Pippa Middleton’s Butt Padded At The Royal Wedding?

Vicious gossips say Pippa Middleton’s butt was padded at Kate Middleton’s wedding. Pilates? Feh! [Jezebel]
Just in case you thought Ronnie and Sammi might have matured a bit: the…

Jessica Wakeman | August 11, 2011 - 11:40 am

Pippa Middleton’s Butt Depicted In Crumpets

Getting a tattoo as an homage to your favorite celeb is so 2010. The hot new thing to do is recreate that celeb’s rear end in crumpets. Fifteen thousand crumpets…

Jessica Wakeman | July 19, 2011 - 10:40 am

“Tush,” “Booty” And Other Inappropriate Ways Grown Men Have Referred To My Butt

I am not a picky woman. I haven’t chucked a guy to the curb for being super short or for liberally quoting “Family Guy” without realizing that’s the last recourse…

Jessica Wakeman | July 18, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Quickies: Anthony Weiner’s Wife Huma Abdein Is Pregnant & Pippa Loses “Rear Of The Year” Contest

Huma Abedin, Rep. Anthony Weiner’s wife, is pregnant. Three sources close to the couple confirmed to The New York Times that she is in her first trimester of pregnancy.

Jessica Wakeman | June 8, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Frisky Exclusive Q&A: Levi’s Responds To Controversy Over Their Curve ID Jeans

If you have opened a magazine or looked at a billboard anytime in the past few months, you have heard of Levi’s new Curve ID jeans. Last summer, Levi’s launched…

Jessica Wakeman | September 30, 2010 - 1:30 pm

Ladies, Who Wants To Rent Their Ass Out To Kentucky Fried Chicken?

In a “creative” new advertising campaign — really, they used the word “creative” — Kentucky Fried Chicken is giving college girls $500 bucks to walk around campus wearing sweat pants…

Jessica Wakeman | September 22, 2010 - 11:10 am

Levi’s New Curve ID Jeans Proving To Be Controversial

Levi’s is selling new Curve ID jeans in three different versions: a “slight curve,” a “demi curve,” and a “bold curve.” The sizes in the various versions basically range from…

Jessica Wakeman | September 1, 2010 - 6:00 pm

Jessica Simpson Is Talking About Her Body. Again.

Jessica Simpson really fails at this setting-a-good-example thing. I know “The Price of Beauty,” her VH1 reality show, tries to impart the idea that beauty comes in all shapes, sizes…

Jessica Wakeman | August 18, 2010 - 11:20 am

Nike Confirms “My Butt Is Big” Ad Is A Fake

You called it, Jezebel. The “My butt is big” Nike ad the blogosphere has been buzzing about all week is actually a fake. Jezebel and, an advertising industry blog,…

Jessica Wakeman | August 6, 2010 - 1:20 pm

Nike Likes Big Butts And It Cannot Lie

What’s the best way to sell running shoes to women? Nike goes with big butts. (Well, “big” by print advertising standards. You’re not going to see Gabby Sidibe’s ass in…

Jessica Wakeman | August 3, 2010 - 11:40 am