Posts tagged "butt"

Watch These Bidet Virgins Get Their Buttcheeks All Squeaky Clean For The First Time

Have you ever tried a bidet? Neither have these people! Their reactions to bidet-ing are both priceless and informative.
Bidets are little fountains that you hook up to your toilet, designed to clean poop out from your buttcheeks before you wipe. My eldest sister is obsessed enough with both bidets and the subject of…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 7, 2015

The Great Craigslist Butt Revenge Adventure: What An Interaction With An Internet Rando Taught Me About My Ability To Ever Really Be “One Of The Guys”

Robyn pointed me toward this ad on Craigslist today:

Robyn, not knowing me that well yet, of course probably figured that I would not reply to this ad. But of course I replied to this ad. I had three reasons for doing so:

Images of my butt are available…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 5, 2015

Ursula, Princess Jasmine, Marge Simpson And My Little Pony Give Kim Kardashian A Run For Her Money

Kim Kardashian has become the “butt” of many jokes (sorry I had to), since revealing her naked Paper magazine cover last week, but it’s not only humans who are getting in on the ass action. A few artists over at DeviantArt have created their own covers with famous characters as their cover girls, all the…

By: Katie Oldenburg / November 18, 2014

Quiz: Can You Name The Celebrity Butt Crack?

We all flash plumber’s crack or even worse, ass crack, sometimes. But if you’re a celeb, the photogs are hiding in the bushes waiting for you to pick that wedgie. You may think you know everything about your favorite celebrity’s butt—but can you identify them by their crack flash? Find out with our name-that-celebrity butt crack…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 1, 2014

Man Visits Prison With An Impressive Amount Of Stuff Up His Butt

Another day, another fool trying to shove things up his butt to hide them from cops. This time, 35-year-old André Silva de Jesus was visiting his local prison in Ribeirao das Neves, Brazil, when he appeared “nervous,” and was pulled aside for an inspection. Claiming he had a pacemaker, André informed the prison guards he…

By: Katie Oldenburg / July 25, 2014

I Guess Bridesmaids Showing Their Butts To The Camera Is A Thing Now?

Quirky bridesmaids photos are well-trodden ground. There’s the Charlie’s Angels pose. There’s posing in a circle around the camera. And now there’s … lifting up your dress and flashing your butt?

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 2, 2014

French TV Host Accuses Pippa Middleton Of Wearing A Fake Butt At The Royal Wedding

Stéphane Bern is a French radio host, talk show presenter and “specialist in nobility and royalty.” Except not anymore, because he just publicly accused Pippa Middleton — the Duchess of Cambridge’s sister — of wearing a fake butt to the royal wedding.

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 2, 2014

The Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue Is All About Ass

Today we learned that not one, but THREE bums — Nina Agdal’s, Lily Aldridge’s and Chrissy Teigen’s — will be gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th anniversary swimsuit issue. We get the hint. Ass is in for 2014 and Kate Upton’s boobs are out. Actually, I don’t think it’s possible for her boo…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 14, 2014

Jen Selter, Owner Of The Best Butt On Instagram, Talks Butt Fame

It’s the scoop of the year! Jen Selter, proprietress of the world-renowned “best butt on Instagram,” has given an interview with some British media company called BarcroftTV. This is their Edward Snowdon, you guys. Barbara Walters dropped the ball on this one.

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 17, 2014

Man With No Buttcrack Answers Internet’s Questions

He’s probably been the butt of a few jokes.

But seriously, kudos to Redditor “TBoneTheOriginal” for having the guts to post a picture of his non-buttcrack on the Internet and answer questions from curious onlookers. Learn more about his condition on Huffington Post…

By: Huffington Post Weird News / January 14, 2014

Meet Jen Selter, The Woman With “The Best Butt On Instagram”

We all need something to aspire to in life. Why not the best butt on Instagram? Jen Selter, 20, of Roslyn, Long Island, is the queen bee of butts on the image-based social networking site, where Rihanna is just one awe-inspired follower.

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 3, 2014

Curvaceous Man Butts Are In, Not That We Mind

Women have always been into men with enough backside to hold their pants up (no pancake ass!), but apparently, it’s becoming trendy for men to have some junk in the trunk because they want it. And when I say junk, I mean, they are literally getting fat sucked out of other places and injected i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 25, 2013

Charmin’s New Toilet Paper Ad Is Just A Butt Really Close Up

Charmin toilet paper ads usually include cute bears experiencing mishaps with toilet paper and eventually figuring out that Charmin is the best! This ad is a little bit different in that it is a butt. Literally, it is just a butt. A butt really close up so that the fold between pages looks like the…

By: Mary Odell / June 17, 2013

Why You Shouldn’t Put An Eel Up Your Butt

You probably weren’t considering putting an eel up your ass today. But just in case you were, please let this terrible eel-in-anus tale dissuade you from doing such a thing. And if eel-in-anus tales are the kind of things that make you feel uncomfy, you probably should stop reading now because I’m going to regale…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 10, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Butt, Mortifies Her Children

Gwyneth Paltrow, 40, said she has the butt of a “22-year-old stripper” thanks to her fancy trainer Tracy Anderson. And all she had to do was subsist on chalk dust and water to get it that way! [US Weekly]
Jessica Chastain is joining Guillermo del Toro’s new horror film, “Crimson Peak,” with Emma…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 5, 2013

17 Anal Tattoos (NSFW)

We’ve been fascinated with the idea of anal and butt tattoos ever since we heard about Maria Louise Del  Rosario, a woman who was videotaped receiving a tattoo in her anal cavity a couple of weeks back. Rosario claimed the process was fairly pleasurable, and while hers was the first we’d ever heard of, apparently…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 6, 2012

Quiz: Boobs Or Butt? Guess The Type Of Celeb Cleavage!

Boobs and ass crack. You’d think it’d be easy to tell these two types of celebrity cleavage apart. But sometimes, given an odd angle, a creative outfit or plastic surgery, it can be more difficult than you think. Click through and see how well you can decipher the celebrity and their cleave. Good luck! You’re…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2012

Justin Bieber Is A Butt Man, Likes Nicki Minaj’s

“I think I’m a butt guy. I just like butts. I’m attracted to them … Do I have any favorites? Nicki Minaj has got a nice one.”
– Justin Bieber gives a shout out to Nicki Minaj’s booty in Q Magazine. Not surprising considering he’s admitted to crushing on Beyonce and Kim Kardashian in the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 6, 2012

My Vagina Hurts Just Looking At This Butt Tattoo

I have a couple or 10 friends who are seriously tatted up. And one of ‘em even has a butt tattoo. But his butt tattoo is nowhere near as serious as the tattoo this anonymous lady got on her bum. I get feeling your dark side, but feeling it enough that you want to sit o…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 15, 2012

Gisele Bunchen’s Butt Is On The Cover Of French Vogue

French Vogue’s got the scoop — or rather the two scoops — of Gisele Bunchen’s butt on its latest cover. The topless supermodel poses with a sandy bottom on the June issue, showing off her perfect backside. What was it that Kelis said about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard? [Vogue]…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 16, 2012
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