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The Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue Is All About Ass

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Kate Upton's Boobs Conquer The Final Frontier
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The Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue Is All About Ass

Today we learned that not one, but THREE bums — Nina Agdal’s, Lily Aldridge’s and Chrissy Teigen’s — will be gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th anniversary swimsuit issue. We get the hint. Ass is in for 2014 and Kate Upton’s boobs are out. Actually, I don’t think it’s possible for her boobs to go out of style. They’ll also be in the issue, which is due out next week. Just not on the cover. [What Would Tyler Durden Do]

Jen Selter, Owner Of The Best Butt On Instagram, Talks Butt Fame

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"I Know My Butt Is Real. It Takes Hard Work!"

It’s the scoop of the year! Jen Selter, proprietress of the world-renowned “best butt on Instagram,” has given an interview with some British media company called BarcroftTV. This is their Edward Snowdon, you guys. Barbara Walters dropped the ball on this one. Keep reading »

Man With No Buttcrack Answers Internet’s Questions

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He’s probably been the butt of a few jokes.

But seriously, kudos to Redditor “TBoneTheOriginal” for having the guts to post a picture of his non-buttcrack on the Internet and answer questions from curious onlookers. Learn more about his condition on Huffington Post…

Meet Jen Selter, The Woman With “The Best Butt On Instagram”

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We all need something to aspire to in life. Why not the best butt on Instagram? Jen Selter, 20, of Roslyn, Long Island, is the queen bee of butts on the image-based social networking site, where Rihanna is just one awe-inspired follower. Keep reading »

Curvaceous Man Butts Are In, Not That We Mind

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Women have always been into men with enough backside to hold their pants up (no pancake ass!), but apparently, it’s becoming trendy for men to have some junk in the trunk because they want it. And when I say junk, I mean, they are literally getting fat sucked out of other places and injected in their butts.

Jeff Vickers, a man who’s “always had a nonexistent butt,” was featured in a New York Times Style section piece about the surging popularity of man booty. Vickers, a 46-year-old father of four, was so unhappy with his flat ass that he went to a plastic surgeon to try to plump his rump (sorry, I had to). “I’m not a girl so I’m not worried about having a table back there you could sit a coffee cup on … I just wanted to be able to put on a pair of pants and for them to stay up.” Ultimately, Vickers concluded: “The only way to pump up your derrière is with your wallet.”  Keep reading »

Charmin’s New Toilet Paper Ad Is Just A Butt Really Close Up

Charmin toilet paper ads usually include cute bears experiencing mishaps with toilet paper and eventually figuring out that Charmin is the best! This ad is a little bit different in that it is a butt. Literally, it is just a butt. A butt really close up so that the fold between pages looks like the ass crack. I guess the idea here is that if you use Charmin, your butt will be so clean that somebody could get that close? Honestly, I prefer the antics of the bears. [Buzzfeed]

Why You Shouldn’t Put An Eel Up Your Butt

Papaya Butt
This woman exposed her butt, used papayas as a weapon. Read More »

You probably weren’t considering putting an eel up your ass today. But just in case you were, please let this terrible eel-in-anus tale dissuade you from doing such a thing. And if eel-in-anus tales are the kind of things that make you feel uncomfy, you probably should stop reading now because I’m going to regale you with all the deets, gory enough to make Richard Gere and his gerbil ass blush. Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Butt, Mortifies Her Children

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Behold, a dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook. Read More »
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  • Gwyneth Paltrow, 40, said she has the butt of a “22-year-old stripper” thanks to her fancy trainer Tracy Anderson. And all she had to do was subsist on chalk dust and water to get it that way! [US Weekly]
  • Jessica Chastain is joining Guillermo del Toro’s new horror film, “Crimson Peak,” with Emma Stone and Benedict Cumberbatch. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • The late Nora Ephron‘s son, journalist Jacob Bernstein, will direct a documentary called “Everything Is Copy” about his mother’s life for HBO. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • What happens when you get caught shoplifting? [xoJane] Keep reading »

17 Anal Tattoos (NSFW)

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We’ve been fascinated with the idea of anal and butt tattoos ever since we heard about Maria Louise Del  Rosario, a woman who was videotaped receiving a tattoo in her anal cavity a couple of weeks back. Rosario claimed the process was fairly pleasurable, and while hers was the first we’d ever heard of, apparently it’s a somewhat common practice in tattoo circles. That’s why we wanted to find more examples of anal and butt tattoos, to try and understand what people see in ‘em. We’ve found 17 more butt and anal tattoos for your somewhat NSFW viewing pleasure.

Quiz: Boobs Or Butt? Guess The Type Of Celeb Cleavage!

Boobs and ass crack. You’d think it’d be easy to tell these two types of celebrity cleavage apart. But sometimes, given an odd angle, a creative outfit or plastic surgery, it can be more difficult than you think. Click through and see how well you can decipher the celebrity and their cleave. Good luck! You’re gonna need it.

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