Found on YouTube: (almost as disturbing as that fake doctor who injected people with cement and superglue) a possibly real video of a woman with butt implants gone terribly wrong. Yeah, I don’t think any implant is supposed to be able to do a somersault in your body. That’s worrisome. The video, originally posted on WorldStarHipHop.com, is accompanied by the following message:
“Ladies do not ever do silicone butt injections they are toxic to your body. Butt implants are not any better, too many risk, infection, displacement of the implant and they feel like rocks not to mention look very unnatural … Here is what happens when implants go bad.. This is my personal experience I almost died from this surgery and am having them removed this Thursday.”
You don’t have to tell me twice. Done and done, anonymous butt lady. No implants for me. If this video is not a hoax, I wish this woman and her butt a swift recovery from this botched implant fuckery. [The Gloss]
If you’re a celebrity with a particularly noteworthy asset, it must be frustrating to hear rumors that the body part you’re most known for isn’t even real. Thank god for sonogram technology! Now celebs like Coco can go on national TV and have their butts scanned by a doctor and declared authentic. In your face, rumormongers! [Buzzfeed]
It turns out that fake butts and boobs are really versatile — and operate as great storage units. A 33-year-old Italian model was arrested and charged with smuggling more than five pounds of cocaine in her fake breasts and in her fake butt. Security officers stopped the woman at the airport after she failed to explain what she had been doing during her trip to South America. The woman apparently thought that wearing a tight fitting shirt would help get her through customs faster (ah, that old gem), but it only served to draw more attention to her, um, illegal assets. “They stopped her for questioning because she was so alluring and her story about why she was in South America just fell apart,” said Antonio Di Greco, police chief at Fiumicino airport. The woman, whose identity has been concealed, was charged with international drug trafficking and is currently being held at the Rome airport. So much for those implants paying for themselves. [SF Gate]
Some folks aren’t keen on plastic surgery to begin with. (Raises hand.) Other folks need a little negative reinforcement to remind them that getting sliced up by Dr. 90210 is not a decision to be made lightly. If you are considering plastic surgery of any kind, take a long, hard look at these six botched plastic surgeries and ask yourself, “Am I willing to join this slideshow?” And that goes double for you, Human Barbie Dolls!
Breaking news: getting plastic surgery off the “black market” is a bad idea! Six Dominican woman from the Newark, New Jersey area have been hospitalized with infections from “black market” butt implants by a fake “plastic surgeon.” Health officials say Dr. Shady injected the women’s derrieres with “a variety of unknown materials,” possibly including silicone, petroleum jelly and hardware-grade caulk. Ewwww. In a second obvious sign of sketchiness, all of the “implant” procedures apparently took place inside hotels. Yes, hotels. Congratulations, New Jersey. You have managed to top the Staten Island, New York plastic surgeon who, in 2003, accidentally gave a woman four breast implants instead of two.
Ladies, I have a better plan to get a Kim Kardashian booty without butt implants: drink one Starbucks mocha Frappucino morning, noon and night, and eat a box of Girl Scout cookies for a snack every afternoon. Works like a charm in no time! [Fox News] Keep reading »
Speaking of plastic surgery — which is currently a forum topic on The Frisky — Heidi Montag, who has had a nose job, breast implants, and lip fillers, supposedly wants butt implants. She thinks her butt is too flat and she wants to have a rump like Jessica Biel. Next up, feet like Halle Berry, ears like Nicole Kidman, and a vagina like Julia Roberts’. [Just Jared] Keep reading »