A-cups, rejoice! Pop a piece of Bust Up Gum, which claims to increase bust size, and get the boobs of your dreams! And pigs can fly and Lindsay Lohan is going to get her act together. Sorry, this product sounds like the sort of thing only encountered on the Hogwarts Express. In the minor defense of the makers of Bust Up Gum, the creators at least went through the pretense of making a brilliant scientific discovery. They included fancy schmancy ingredients and all: Maltitol, Lactitol, Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup, and Pueraria. So, I guess this won’t work for you if you are into organic or that natural food business, but whatevs, you can’t have everything. Oh, but a a few notes of caution. The label recommends popping at least six tablets per day and also advises that you should not consume during pregnancy, breastfeeding, menstruation, or if you have been diagnosed with medical conditions of the ovaries, uterus, or breast.  Oh, also, consuming in large amounts may cause loose bowels. That might be a problem for some.

I have a friend who collects strange vintage taxidermy. He spends hours eBay searching for squirrels in strange poses on eBay, and I can only imagine what his girlfriend thinks of this hobby. My advice to her would be to buy a cardboard bust instead—they come in deer, rhino, and moose (more pics after the jump). [PerpetualKid]

Want to be a constant reminder for your man? Order him cuff links in the likeness of your bust! Or his favorite member of the Red Sox. Whatever. [$450, UnCrate.com]