Posts tagged "burger king"

Burger King Explains, Poorly, Why They Sponsored Woman-Beater Floyd Mayweather

“We don’t call him the King for nothing.”

Robyn Pennacchia | May 6, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Burger King Will Pay For The Wedding Of Mr. Burger And Ms. King Because Romance Is Still Alive, Somewhere

Joel Burger and Ashley King have been together since they were in the fifth grade, and it seemed fated that they were meant to be. When they got engaged, laughter…

Megan Reynolds | April 7, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Would You Like Some Whopper Perfume?

If you’d like to celebrate the arrival of spring by drenching yourself in the sweet scent of mystery meat and secret sauce, look no further than Burger King’s limited release…

Claire Hannum | March 19, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Burger King’s ‘Black Burger’ Even Has Black Cheese

Who knows how many cheeseburger-noshing rules will be broken by this new sandwich from Burger King, but hey—anything’s better than meat-scented perfume, right? BK Japan’s “Kuro Burger” (or “Black Burger”)…

Newser | September 13, 2014 - 9:30 am

Model Says She Was “Face Raped” By Burger King’s ‘Seven Incher’ Blowjob Ad

“Is this an ad for blow jobs or fast food?”

That’s a question posed by “Jane Doe,” the young model who appeared in that infamous, beej-inspired

Jessica Wakeman | August 8, 2014 - 1:30 pm

You Really Could Be The King Of Burgers With This Burger King Burger Holder

Snack technology is one of my primary interests. I really enjoy seeking out the newest and best in snackovation. Which is why I really have to tip my hat to…

Julie Gerstein | May 31, 2013 - 4:30 pm

Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This…

Jessica Wakeman | June 12, 2012 - 6:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Customized Whopper With 1,050 Strips of Bacon

At Burger King, you can “have it your way.” And one Japanese guy really took that to heart, by customizing his burger with more than 1,000 pieces of bacon. My…

Julie Gerstein | April 20, 2012 - 9:40 am

Burger King Unveils The Latest Trend In Eye Makeup

Check out this hamburger eyeshadow look from a Burger King ad that ran in the Netherlands. Is it just me or is it … kinda pretty? I love the brown…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 31, 2012 - 4:00 pm

The Crazy Gross Sandwiches Need To Stop

This is Burger King’s new Pizza Burger. It is four “flame-broiled” beef patties topped with mozzarella and pepperoni and served on a nine-inch sesame seed bun. It clocks in at…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 25, 2010 - 4:10 pm

Fact: Burger King Thinks You’re A Moron

Drilling for oil makes us American girls hot and heavy! This Burger King commercial actually isn’t as offensive to Middle Easterners as it could be — shocking! —…

Jessica Wakeman | February 23, 2010 - 3:50 pm

Kudos To Burger King, For That Whopper Of A Creepy Ad!

Burger King in the UK just debuted the creepiest new ad—it’s called “Shower Cam” and it’s a bizarre union of voyeurism and breakfast sandwiches. Any guy who certifies his age…

Jessica Wakeman | December 10, 2009 - 8:00 pm

Quickies!: Best Week Ever Helps Burger King Out With Offensive Slogans

Since Burger King marketers were obviously having trouble coming up with offensive slogans, Best Week Ever decided to help them out. [Best Week Ever]
He made questionable remarks to…

Carrie Wasterlain | June 25, 2009 - 7:30 pm

Burger King Wants Their Super Seven Incher Sandwich To Remind You Of Giving Head

Burger King must be sweatin’ the competition because their latest ad for the “Super Seven Incher” makes Carl’s Jr.’s raciest ads seem, well, subtle. And just in case the woman…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 24, 2009 - 10:30 am

What Are Your Rules For Friendship On Facebook?

Burger King ran a promotion this month called “Whopper Sacrifice,” in which a free burger was offered to anyone who deleted 10 friends on Facebook. When Burger King started sending…

Wendy Atterberry | January 30, 2009 - 12:30 pm

Sex Can Sell Anything, Even Fast Food

This Arby’s commercial always makes us laugh, and it kind of puts us in the mood for some of those yummy curly fries. But isn’t it strange that…

Catherine Strawn | December 19, 2008 - 3:30 pm