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Model Says She Was “Face Raped” By Burger King’s ‘Seven Incher’ Blowjob Ad

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“Is this an ad for blow jobs or fast food?”

That’s a question posed by “Jane Doe,” the young model who appeared in that infamous, beej-inspired Burger King ‘super seven incher’ ad. The print ad, which ran in Singapore, features a pretty blonde woman with red lipstick opening her mouth as a big Burger King sandwich heads straight towards her. It’s one of the more explicit allusions to hummers in advertising history (which is saying something).

Well, now “Jane Doe” is speaking out. Keep reading »

You Really Could Be The King Of Burgers With This Burger King Burger Holder

Burger King Hands Free Device
"En el mundo 'multitasking'"

Snack technology is one of my primary interests. I really enjoy seeking out the newest and best in snackovation. Which is why I really have to tip my hat to the fine folks at Burger King, who have created a wonderful trough-like invention to make eating gross fast food even better. But how does it work? Basically, the Burger Holder works similarly to the Sky Mall fave wine glass holder necklace but looks charmingly like a heavy-duty corrective dental device.

You wear it around your neck for hands-free eating, so you can get back to whatever it is you were doing (texting/playing D&D/writing Power Rangers fanfic) before. The only problem with the BK Burger Holder?┬áIt’s not a real product. Yet! [YouTube]

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Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

  • What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This vanilla ice cream with fudge, caramel and bacon crumbles packs in 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar. Did I mention there’s a piece of bacon sticking out of the sundae? It’s only available until September 3, so act fast before we eat them all. [Yahoo]
  • Jenna Bush Hager interviewed her grandpa, George H.W. Bush, for the “Today” show on his 88th birthday. I am going to keep my snotty comment about nepotism to myself. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • There’s just something about vintage bikini ads, isn’t there? [TresSugar]

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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Customized Whopper With 1,050 Strips of Bacon

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At Burger King, you can “have it your way.” And one Japanese guy really took that to heart, by customizing his burger with more than 1,000 pieces of bacon. My very special next boyfriend candidate likes bacon so much that he had the fryolater workers at his fave fast food joint add 1,050 slabs to his sandwich, rendering it absolutely impossible to actually shove in one’s mouth. Not that he didn’t try. Which is what I actually admire in him — his sandwich fortitude, or sandwichatude, if you will. It warms my cold vegan heart. [Huffington Post]

Burger King Unveils The Latest Trend In Eye Makeup

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The Juicy Lucca Burger
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Check out this hamburger eyeshadow look from a Burger King ad that ran in the Netherlands. Is it just me or is it … kinda pretty? I love the brown shade of the bun and those bright green eyelashes. Totally hoping this becomes a spring beauty trend. [Buzzfeed]

The Crazy Gross Sandwiches Need To Stop

This is Burger King’s new Pizza Burger. It is four “flame-broiled” beef patties topped with mozzarella and pepperoni and served on a nine-inch sesame seed bun. It clocks in at 2,520 calories, but Burger King, ever so concerned about the diets of American citizens, insists that it is meant to be shared. When your new menu offering comes with what is essentially a warning, there is a problem. “Not intended for one person!” “Do not eat alone!” Do. Not. Want. Keep reading »

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