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Mario Götze’s Giant Bulge Will Have You Forgetting All About The World Cup

Mario Götze's Giant Bulge Will Have You Forgetting All About The World Cup

Long, long before Germany’s Mario Götze scored the game-winning goal of the World Cup final, he was just a regular guy, playing a little soccer and going on vacation with his model girlfriend, Ann-Kathrin Brömmel. Back in July 2012, Mario and Ann-Kathrin took a romantic trip to Ibiza together and showed lots of PDA while relaxing on a yacht. It goes without saying that Mario was superexcited to be spending time with such a beautiful lady, as evidenced by the giant bulge in his briefs — seriously, it’s really something. Read more on PopSugar…

The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm

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“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself … As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it’s his penis that’s causing the problem, he can point it up like European men … He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions.”

– Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, gives Jon Hamm unsolicited advice on how to handle his bulge. I just kept reading this over and over again thinking, This isn’t real. Point it up like European men? Is that a thing? I’m dying.I’m sorry Jon Hamm, I know you’ll think I’m rude for posting this, I just couldn’t resist. [Huffington Post]

Jon Hamm’s Bulge Has Returned To Normal, Reveals Nice Tush

I’m not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed, but Jon Hamm’s now-famous bulge and balls appear downright ordinary in these new photos. But that’s opened my eyes to something else about Hamm — he’s got quite a nice rump! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Andy Samberg Squeezes His Sizable Bulge Into A Tiny Pair Of Shorts

Well, hello there, Andy Samberg. I had no idea the “Saturday Night Live” star and member of The Lonely Island — who was photographed filming “Grown Ups 2″ — was so groin-heavy. “Dick in a Box”? More like “Dick in a Shipping Container.” [Photo: FameFlynet]

All Hail Harry’s Royal Bulge

I had a feeling about Prince Harry. Consider my hunch confirmed. Harry is packing some serious heat. I shall get on my knees and genuflect in awe and reverence. [Trudymade] Keep reading »

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