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The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm

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“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself … As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it’s his penis that’s causing the problem, he can point it up like European men … He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions.”

– Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, gives Jon Hamm unsolicited advice on how to handle his bulge. I just kept reading this over and over again thinking, This isn’t real. Point it up like European men? Is that a thing? I’m dying.I’m sorry Jon Hamm, I know you’ll think I’m rude for posting this, I just couldn’t resist. [Huffington Post]

Jon Hamm’s Bulge Has Returned To Normal, Reveals Nice Tush

I’m not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed, but Jon Hamm’s now-famous bulge and balls appear downright ordinary in these new photos. But that’s opened my eyes to something else about Hamm — he’s got quite a nice rump! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Andy Samberg Squeezes His Sizable Bulge Into A Tiny Pair Of Shorts

Well, hello there, Andy Samberg. I had no idea the “Saturday Night Live” star and member of The Lonely Island — who was photographed filming “Grown Ups 2″ — was so groin-heavy. “Dick in a Box”? More like “Dick in a Shipping Container.” [Photo: FameFlynet]

All Hail Harry’s Royal Bulge

I had a feeling about Prince Harry. Consider my hunch confirmed. Harry is packing some serious heat. I shall get on my knees and genuflect in awe and reverence. [Trudymade] Keep reading »

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