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Bruce Willis And New Wife Emma Get Freaky For W Magazine

Holy crackers. I saw the first of these photos featuring Bruce Willis and his newish wife Emma in the July issue of W magazine, and I was like, Wahh? They are weird. But, hey! Whatever floats your boat. Of course, they’re shot by Steven Klein, who’s always doing strange things. The header reads: “For years Bruce Willis vowed he’d never marry again. Then the movie star met sizzling Emma Heming, and she changed his mind—and his life.” Apparently! At the imaginary Honeymoon Hotel, Emma dons full fur head-and-body gear to straddle a practically naked Bruce in the kitchen. After that, they do a bunch of other kinky stuff. Mostly, Emma wanders around looking like a young Demi and Bruce sort of lets it happen. I don’t know. It’s all a little disconcerting. In the accompanying profile of the couple, they talk about making out in public, how Bruce went from “F— love” to “Love is truly the answer,” and hanging out with Ashton Kutcher. Did you know Bruce used to stutter? True story. [W] Keep reading »

Pete Townsend And Friends Rock The Cradle

The Who’s legendary guitarist, Pete Townsend, just got dumped by his wife of 40 years. She stood by him through drug addiction and child porn accusations, but now that the 63 year old rocker has got a 35 year old girl friend, wifey Karen Astley can finally see he’s beyond help. While we bet Grandpa Pete can still play a mean pinball, now he’s looking more like a pinhead for dating a woman who is younger than his own daughters. SCORE bro- um, NOT! But skeezy Papa Pete isn’t the only 60-something who has robbed the cradle for coochie. Here are some other famous old farts popping Viagra like their girlfriend’s have to pop zits…[DailyMail]

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Star Couplings: Pete Doherty Is A Neanderthal!

  • Pete Doherty misses Kate Moss so much that he’s willing to headbutt her new boyfriend and run away with her thrown over his shoulder. [DListed]
  • Josh Groban and Katy Perry aren’t dating. According to his rep, they’re just really close friends. Yeah, we’ve heard that one before. [People]
  • Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson are still together. She must have needed a shoulder to cry on once she realized no one was going to her concerts. [Media Takeout]
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    Face Off: Demi’s Younger Man Versus Bruce’s Younger Woman

    Bruce Willis’ new wife may look exactly like Demi Moore, but Bruce and Demi are even more identical in their taste in younger lovers. Despite Demi and Bruce’s marriage not working out, it’s clear they wanted to the same qualities in a mate. Seriously, it’s like they basically married the same person! Check out the stats, after the jump… Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: An Engagement And A Couple Weddings

  • Harrison Ford has finally asked Calista Flockhart to marry him. They’ve been dating for seven years. [Dlisted]
  • Katy Perry and Josh Groban are dating, but don’t tell anyone because they’ve been trying to keep it a secret. [Perez Hilton]
  • Winnie Cooper is officially off the market. Danica McKellar, who played Winnie on “The Wonder Years,” married composer Mike Verta on Sunday. [People]
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    Demi & Ashton Are Trying To Spawn

    All that Demi wants is another baby! “We’d be delighted if it happened,” Mrs. Kutcher said. “We are doing lots of practicing. And you can’t complain about practicing with him!” Hm, sound like 30-year-old Ashton’s probably just using a baby as an excuse to do it a lot. 
But hopefully there will be an heir to his Kelso/Coolpix/”Beauty and The Geek”/”Punk’d” empire and we’re all for the mix of their very sexy genes! Ashton’s pretty boy good looks will probably mesh well with Demi’s sleek lady features — perhaps a bit better than Bruce Willis’ busted prizefighter melon. At 46, though, Demi, with three teen kids, is the brave one for going through whatever it takes to implant her with some of “That 70’s Show’s” seed. However, now we’re wondering if Kutcher’s hot shots for V Man magazine were actually him undergoing the medical scrutiny of in-vitro fertilization? Well, no matter, Ashton always makes baby-making look so, so attractive. [Now Magazine]

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