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The Kardashian Family Khristmas Kard Is A Katastrophe

Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year’s card, as you might remember, featured Kim’s poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year’s Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner — who recently split from matriarch Kris Jenner — in a tube. Meanwhile, the rest of the family dicks — Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Kanye West — are missing. (Little Mason and Penelope, Kourtney’s kids, are there, but North West is not.) And the Kardashian ladies? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all look interchangeable until you zoom in. WHO ZOOMS IN ON A CHRISTMAS CARD? Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I think the image of Kim standing on top of a pile of money really captures the holiday spirit. Closeups after the jump. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Nothing Says “Freedom” Quite Like Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail

Bruce Jenner's ponytail

Free man Bruce Jenner can do whatever he wants now that he’s no longer the human property of Pimp Mama Kris. He can spend all day flying model helicopters! He can install a putting green in his backyard! He can play golf with Angie Everhart! But more than all of these things, Bruce can finally, finally grow that pathetic baby ponytail he’s always wanted, and I must say, it’s coming in beautifully. This, friends, is what freedom looks like. He wears it well. [Photo: Splash News]

It’s Over! Kris Jenner & Bruce Jenner Have Separated

  • Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner have separated after 22 years of marriage, with Kris confirming to US Weekly that the Kardashian Klan’s parents have been living apart for a year. The Jenners have no plans to file for divorce right now, Kris said, but “are no longer a couple.” Well, we only saw this one coming from a mile away. [US Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, Kris already is moving on to Jason Trawick, ex-fiancé of none other than Miss Britney Spears. [ONTD]
  • Lea Michele has given her first interview since the death of boyfriend and “Glee” co-star Cory Monteith. [Perez Hilton]
  • Former Disney actor and “Rizzoli & Isles” star Lee Thompson Young suffered from bipolar disorder before he committed suicide in August, according to the coroner’s report. [New York Daily News]
  • Starbucks is giving away one free coffee to anyone who purchases a beverage for someone else in the hopes it will discourage folks to act like those nincompoop babies in Congress. [NBC Chicago] Keep reading »

Bruce Jenner’s Latest Nose Bandage Has Nothing To Do With Vanity

For the last week or so, Bruce Jenner has been walking around with a small bandage on his nose. Now where he’s from in the land of plastic surgery, models, and venti lattes known as Hollywood — that generally means he sprung for a nose job. However, TMZ is reporting that Bruce’s days of too much plastic surgery are not making a comeback, not right now anyway. Instead, Bruce underwent surgery for skin cancer on his nose earlier this week. The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star reportedly had a “chunk of tissue removed from his nose” and needed a total of 30 stitches. Read more at The Stir…

The Year In Memes We Totally Missed

Guys, a lot of stuff happens in a day, and sometimes important things slip through the brain cracks. There were a lot of memes we wanted to make happen this year — involving “American Horror Story,” Kanye West, soup and more — but some of them just didn’t get done. Well, before we move on to 2013, we wanted to get ‘em out of the way — some of the best memes that never happened. There’s still time (we hope!).

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Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years

Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »
"Just A Friend"
Kim says Kanye West is just a friend, which nobody believes. Read More »
Homewrecker Kim
Amber Rose called Kim Kardashian a homewrecker in an interview. Read More »
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  • The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this was true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Louis C.K’s new TV show will star … Ashley Tisdale? That’s an odd pair. [PopBytes]
  • Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL star Deion Sanders, was arrested for “assault family violence” against her husband. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Martin Lawrence and his wife of 17 years, Shamicka, are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Tony Perkins, a kooky right-wing Christian homophobe, is concerned that Mike & Ike candies are gay. Let me repeat that: he is concerned that candies are gay. [Nerve]   Keep reading »

Quickies!: The Feds Try To Take A Tot’s Illicit Drugs

  • The Food and Drug Administration is demanding Cheerios change its advertising that says the cereal will reduce cholesterol by 4 percent or risk being removed from market shelves. [Dumb As A Blog] — Way to get in bed with the drug industry, FDA!
  • Tahlia Brookins, 18, from the most recent cycle of “America’s Next Top Model” is pregnant. “I was told multiple times over and over that I couldn’t get pregnant … My initial reaction to my pregnancy was shock,” she said. [PopEater] — Good thing she was eliminated.
  • Judge Wade McCree in Detroit has a rather novel idea for sentencing fathers who don’t pay their child support. He makes them watch “Maury Povich” at least once a month instead of going to jail. “Some of these men in my court watch the show and see how ridiculous some of the deadbeats look, and then they realize it’s them,” he explained. [Perez Hilton]
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    Quickies!: Bruce Jenner Is Going To Get His Mug Fixed

  • Twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a botched partial facelift and a nose job. Now, he plans to correct the surgery with another facelift for his 60th birthday. [Dlisted] — Stop making him the butt of all those jokes. This could happen to anyone!
  • Ryan Seacrest and British chef Jamie Oliver plan to give healthy makeovers to the most unhealthy places in the U.S., among them city schools and workplaces, on their ABC reality series. [Perez Hilton]
  • You might want Carrie Prejean to disappear down the rabbit hole, but think about it for a minute. Without her, how would we have learned that fake, diamond-encrusted earrings aren’t cute? See what other lessons you can learn from Miss California. [College Candy]
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