Posts tagged "bros"

Surprise, Surprise: Elite Daily Wants You To Take These White Guy Climate “Brotesters” Seriously

What’s a brotest, you ask? Oh, you don’t ask, because you immediately get the idea? Let this red-Kool-Aid-swilling Reagansexual elaborate anyway:
It derives from when we see evil in the world, and bros are sent to fix it.
He’s referring to the People’s Climate March, by the way.

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 26, 2014

BroApp Will Text Your Girlfriend So You Can Have More Bro Time

BroApp, the android app created by two, 29-year-old Aussie bros Tom and James, is being billed as  “a clever relationship wingman” that pre-programs and sends text messages to girlfriends so that guys “can spend more time with the Bros.” Because those extra two minutes of time spent lifting, gaming or hanging with the bros are…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2014

Social Media Has Its Own Drinking Game, And It’s Kind Of Scary

Social media’s latest nightmare hashtag, #neknominating, is something of an interwebs drinking game. One could compare it to the boozy version of Rickrolling, except unlike an ’80s jam, Neknominating can get you killed.

Neknominating typically involves a group of bros filming themselves necking/chugging drinks via some outrageous stunt and encouraging others to do…

By: Claire Hannum / January 14, 2014

Got Insurance, Bro?

Whooooa: 47 million non-elderly adults in America are uninsured and a good many of those young adults are bros. But don’t worry, bros! You need not dip into the beer fund to pay for that broken nose. It was so crazy the way you rode your ATV into a tree, bro! Obamacare can help you…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 22, 2013

“Clever” Bros Create Terrible Video Sweeping Women Off Their Feet

Hey bros, you know what’s not cool? When you invade the personal space of women you don’t know by “sweeping them off their feet.” It is really, really not okay, Andrew Hales and Stuart Edge, to surprise a woman by grabbing her physically and immobilizing her. And yet, for some reason, so many of the…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 11, 2013

“Bros” — Another Parody Of “Girls” You Didn’t Ask For

“Bros” is a new series by some bros, in which they parody “Girls” in only the vaguest of terms. There are four bros who suddenly realize that by dressing like a bro’s version of a hipster, they can score hot hipster chicks. Where or how this is otherwise related to “Girls” is beyond me, but…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 5, 2013

Bro-On-Bro Violence: When Bros Assault Bros For Drawing Penises On Bros

Bro code rule number one is that if you pass out at a party or a gathering of bros, you have to accept the consequences. The consequences, historically and bro-culturally, are typically that you’ll wake up with a dick or several dicks drawn on your face. It’s not necessarily fair, but thems the rules. So…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 27, 2013

Mind Of Man: Are Men Having An Identity Crisis?

Women are emotionally-vacant pigs and men are emotionally-unstable psychos.

Wait. That’s not right.

But it is in so many ways. Welcome to the new millennium, boys and girls, where gender equality means “let’s adopt the worst of each other’s stereotypes.” It’s a madcap race to the bottom rung of the sexual identity ladder.

By: John DeVore / July 11, 2008