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The Kardashians Debate Sex On Film

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 5, 2007 //

So, this weekend it was snowy in New York, and we holed up inside and caught up on the excellently craptastic E! show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The show surrounds the extended family of the Kardashians (the oldest kids’ father is the late Robert Kardashian, who was one of O.J.’s lawyers), including Hollywood “socialite” Kim Kardashian, who’s famous for having a sex tape, and her massive gang of siblings. [Fun Fact: Kim's mom Kris is married to Bruce Jenner, father to our favorite Hills hottie Brody Jenner!] The whole lot of them (save Brody and his relatively sane father) are a gang of trashy, materialistic celebutards who mostly make us laugh because of their idiocy, but still occasionally offend. But never did we think this trash TV would make us contemplate! Keep reading »

The Hills Starts To Resemble A Movie Of The Week

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 4, 2007 //

Unfortunately there has never actually been any knockin’ boots on The Hills, a pity since we would seriously pay money to see hot piece of ass Brody Jenner naked but for a smile on his face. That said, there are many lessons to learn about dating from this pack of Mensa members, particularly from super-serious-as-a-heart-attack (no really, can they both please have heart attacks?) couple Heidi and Spencer. Heidi is a back-stabbing girl-hater who ditched her friends for Spencer, a somewhat evil, media whoring celebutard who probably whittled down Heidi’s ego just enough so she’d get breast implants and a nose job. That said, it is interesting to note that while Heidi has, like, no friends left, neither does Spencer. This is a messed up rationale, but somehow both of their friendless-ness seemed to be an indication of their blind devotion to one another. It would be sweet if they weren’t so toxic. Our take on this week’s episode, after the jump… Keep reading »

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