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Avril Lavigne Pivots Her Epic Quest Of Bad Decisions From Brody Jenner To Marilyn Manson

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I refuse to believe that this is true. Star magazine reports that Avril Lavigne has is drying her tears from her breakup with (gag) Brody Jenner in the arms of the Prince Of Darkness. Marilyn Manson pulls some pretty amazing tail, including Dita Von Teese. Rose McGowan, and Evan Rachel Wood, but … Avril Lavigne?!?! Can’t he smell the fakery on her “I’m a bad-ass punk rocker!” schtick from three states away? Like, three big Western states? But no, Star claims the pair have been “platonic friends for years” and are now “hooking up” because they’re both single. “It’s not really serious yet, but they’ve definitely got a little love connection going on,” said the source. A love connection! Far be it from me to deny the world a love connection. I just think Avril could find someone a little less creepy and abuser-y, you know? Watch out, Tay-Moms, you’re obviously next. [Celebitchy] [Images: Splash News]

Avril Lavigne Likes Her Men Old-Fashioned

“I like a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door and gives flowers and always puts the lady first. I’m a little old-fashioned like that.”

Avril Lavigne explains her taste in men. Ooooh, now we get why she’s so into Brody Jenner! That was sarcasm. [Contact Music] Keep reading »

Brody Jenner Gets A Mohawk

Look, it’s reality heartthrob Brody Jenner leaving Katsuya restaurant last night, and homeboy is rocking a mohawk. I guess this is what happens when you start dating Avril Lavigne. You go from Malibu to punk rock with one easy-to-manage haircut. [LA, 8/1/10] Keep reading »

Is Avril Lavigne Ashamed To Be Seen With Brody?

Why else would the singer hide her face under a wall of hair? [Malibu, CA, 5/16/10]
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Brody Jenner And Avril Lavigne Get A Second Set Of Matching Tattoos

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner got matching lightning bolt tattoos during a trip to Vegas. But, apparently, the identical ink did not squelch the suspected couple’s intense need to express their attraction for one another. This week, they sealed their love (again!) with something a lot less cuddly than a kiss. Actually, it’s downright vulgar. The two supposedly received twin tats of the word “F**k” across their ribs. How klassy. I think they might be better off having Avril pen a song about their off-the-wall emotions the next time they get the urge to get inked. If they don’t watch it, they will be covered in bizarre branding before they even reach their three-month anniversary. If they make it that long—couples who get tattooed together have a reputation for breaking up. Plus, knowing Brody and his inseparable ties to reality television, I am sure Kristin Cavallari is contractually obligated to meddle in their relationship at some point. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

Avril And Brody Get Matching Tattoos

People, I have some bad news. It looks like our attempts to save Avril Lavigne from the clutches of Brody Jenner have come too late. Over the weekend, the couple got matching tattoos. Their design of choice? A lightning bolt—behind the ear for him, on the forearm for her. “They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says a friend. “They were really excited about it. They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night. He’s really head over heels for her.” The paps also caught the couple in their first on-camera kiss. Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated, Avril? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Avril And Brody? We Suggest Other Dudes For Her To Date

Isn’t it strange when real life intersects with reality TV? Apparently, the recently divorced Avril Lavigne has a new beau. And it’s none other than Lauren Conrad’s ex, Brody Jenner. According to the NY Post the two were seen all over Los Angeles last weekend. “They were all over each other. They were laughing and joking and seemed pretty intimate,” a source snitched. Oh, and the two apparently had dinner with Brody’s mom on Sunday. All we can say is ick, ick ick. [NY Post]

We think Avril has spent far too little time as a single lady to start thinking about getting serious with the Brodster. So here are some other ideas for people we’d like to see her date. Just stay away from John Mayer, Avril. Keep reading »

Cute Boy, Cute Seals: What’s Not To Like?

Oh, look! A PETA campaign which doesn’t offend anybody! Could it be so?

We’re not sure what Brody Jenner, star of the reality show “Bromance” and Kim Kardashian‘s step-brother, has to do with clubbing baby seals … but he’s hot, so whatever. Keep reading »

Joe Francis Assaults A Chick. Again

Joe Francis is the guy we’d most like to vote off planet Earth. The Girls Gone Wild impresario (wait, I’m revoking this term since it includes the word “impress” and there ain’t nothing impressive about Francis) got in a scuffle last night at Guys and Dolls in Los Angeles, and allegedly assaulted a woman. And not just any woman—Jayde Nicole, Playboy‘s Playmate of the Year for 2008, who you know as Brody Jenner‘s girlfriend on “The Hills.” Here’s what supposedly went down, according to TMZ Keep reading »

The Five Guys Who Shouldn’t Have Made People’s Hottest Bachelors Issue

People‘s Hottest Bachelors issue hits newsstands this Friday, and we’ve got the list. Among the supposedly best looking eligible men in Hollywood are few gentlemen who simply don’t do it for us. The offenders, after the jump. Keep reading »

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