doesn’t mind walking into a gas station bathroom with bare feet. So I’m not completely, completely surprised that she signed on to Porta-Potty Bungee Jump in “Jackass 3D.” Apparently, the clip was cut from the actual movie for time, but Johnny Knoxville revealed it last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live
.” “I’m not scared of poo poo,” Britney says, before getting in the Porta-Potty. We only hope that the liquid flying about is dyed water and not … ewwww … what we think it is. [Huffington Post
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Yesterday on “Good Morning America,” Britney Spears announced that she would be going on tour this summer with Enrique Iglesias. A few hours later, however, Enrique’s people issued a statement saying that wasn’t the case due to “scheduling conflicts.” “Unfortunately, Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears will not be touring together. Despite initial reports based on formal discussions of the possible run, Enrique will continue on his solo tour in support of his new album Euphoria,” his spokesperson said. “Enrique has great respect for Britney and is a longtime fan of her work. He is very sorry for the confusion this might have caused to anyone.” Hmmm, sounds like maybe her stilted dance moves scared him off.
But apparently, Britney has another possibility for a hot male co-star. Keep reading »
There was a small part of me that wanted to pick Britney Spears‘ Femme Fatale for this week’s cravable album. But, well, 90 percent of it has already been leaked and I just haven’t been that enthused about it, much to my chagrin. And so, I will instead go for the real album that has me drooling this week—Peter Bjorn and John’s Gimme Some. (No relation to BritBrit’s “Gimme More.”) This record is pop-tinged Swedish indie rock that will make you want to snap your fingers and blow bubbles while tap dancing down Happy Lane in the center of Wonderfulville. Enjoy it.
Happy Femme Fatale
day! Britney Spears
‘ highly anticipated new album drops today and to celebrate, BritBrit recorded a performance of three numbers over the weekend to air on “Good Morning America.” And all I can say is … how sad. These performances are only a smidge above the infamous “Gimme More” debacle of a few years back. Not only does Britney’s dancing seem terribly stilted, but she’s obviously not singing even a little. And I’m sorry, but the costumes just aren’t doing anything for her body—which would look totally hot just a little more covered up. At least the sets, lights, and costumes look cool?
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On Friday night, Britney Spears surprised the patrons at Rain nightclub in Las Vegas by performing three songs off her dropping-tomorrow album, Femme Fatale. For one number, she donned this black latex bodysuit with flashing red lights around the boobs. This might have thrilled in the early 2000s, but with Lady Gaga’s fireworks spewing bra and Katy Perry’s whipped cream spraying version, we think BritBrit needs to step up her boulder holder selections. Keep reading »
“They pegged me as the bad guy. They pulled me in one time and said, ‘If you don’t stop corrupting the girls we’re going to fire you’. I didn’t touch the girls by the way.”
– Ryan Gosling wants to assure you that despite what you might have heard from the producers of “The Mickey Mouse Club,” he did not have anything to do with Christina Aguilera‘s or Britney Spears‘ loss of innocence — then or now. [NZ Herald] Keep reading »
This photo of Britney Spears from the new issue of OUT confuses me. I feel like I’m staring at some sort of optical illusion, like Britney is just trying to make it look like she’s gripping her own leg, but really that is a mannequin leg that she stole from a department store. Anyway, check out another more normal photo — aside from the ’80-era high-cut, pubic tattoo-exposing leotard — after the jump… Keep reading »
“We’re really normal. We just like to watch movies. We work out a lot. We love to work out. We do stuff together like that. We take walks. … [He's] definitely ripped.”
—Britney Spears opens up to Ryan Seacrest about her relationship with agent Jason Trawick. I’m kinda hoping that the “working out” she’s referring to is sexercise, but I doubt it. [People] Keep reading »