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Quickies!: Our Wombs Have Sympathy Pains

  • A woman delivered a 14 pound baby. ZOMG! Two doctors were needed to lift the load out the womb. Every woman is in pain thinking about that. [Fox News]
  • Our own columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel interviews our own Susannah Breslin about sex writing and porn for The Huffington Post. Shameless plug of bitches me love alert! [Huffington Post]
  • Some anti-Scientology person is threatening Tom Cruise’s life. The threat is so severe the FBI has been notified. Maybe the killer is someone that regrets seeing “Valkyrie.” [Perez Hilton]
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    Poll: Who Needs A Makeover In 2009?

    The New York Times‘ Sunday Style section had a story about the celebs who need a makeover in the next year — from Brad Pitt to Madonna, Guy Trebay says these stars need total life makeovers in 2009. So with that in mind, which star do you think is most need of a major overhaul in 2009? [NY Times] Keep reading »

    10 Things I Learned In 2008 & 10 Things I Hope To Learn In 2009

    In the school of life, every year is a learning experience. And 2008 certainly had its educational moments. Here’s how this year made me a hip smarty-pants and how I hope 2009 will make me a mensa-like slut.

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    Famous Quotes: What Celebs Are Really Saying About Themselves

    Celebrities are continuously being caught up in the words they utter in interviews and other sound-bytes. Some celebs say the funniest, most entertaining things. Others are known for their more reserved demeanors. Keep reading »

    Britney To Stop Biting And Other Celeb New Year’s Resolutions

    The great thing about a new year? You get to make a fresh start. And once the champagne has been finished and the confetti has fallen, it’s time to put those resolutions into action — well, at least for a week or two. We mere mortals aren’t the only ones resolving to hit the gym more frequently, call Granny more often and save more of that paycheck. Celebrities from Britney Spears to a duchess (and we don’t mean Fergie) are vowing to make some ch-ch-changes. Here’s who’s doing what and why…

    Britney Spears
    After a helluva year, the pop tart has amazingly landed on her dancing feet, but she says there’s still work to be done. “I would like to stop worrying so much [in 2009],” she told Glamour, “because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier, just in general. I have to learn to take things not so seriously. And to stop biting my nails!” Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]
  • John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Go Out In Public

  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston tots put their love on display by walking arm and arm through the streets of New York last night, to the delight of photographers. [Us Weekly]
  • Jamie Spears is trying to play matchmaker for Britney and one his ideal picks is Paris Hilton’s ex, Benji Madden. Aren’t Paris and Britney frenemies? [DListed]
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    Lily Allen Covers Britney Spears

    We’re happy that Britney Spears seems to be on the road to recovery, and that her new album is doing well and holds the number one spot on the Billboard 200. So, hooray for Britney! Too bad we like Lily Allen’s ragtime-y version of “Womanizer” better. Check it out after the jump. [Stereogum] Keep reading »

    10 Biggest & Best Comebacks Of 2008

    This year was full of surprise comebacks from celebrities to TV shows to vampires. We didn’t expect quite a few of these pop culture comebacks, but thankfully, we were happy to see them. Keep reading »

    Eight Songs To Make You Spend (Without Saint Nick)

    I can’t stand Christmas music. After a weeks worth of shopping I’m already up to my eyeballs in “Silver Bells” and “Feliz Navidad.” Don’t get me wrong, I love buying gifts, but if I hear one more light jazz rendition of “Jingle Bell Rock,” I’m going to lose it. There are plenty of non-Christmas celebrating shoppers out there, slowly being tortured by seasonal elevator music — the Heebs, Muslims, Buddhists, Jehovah Witnesses, Atheists, Taoists….well, you get the point. Still, since it’s our job, if we have the means, to help boost the economy, I would just like to suggest some tracks to the retailers out there, unless they want me to do my holiday shopping at home — where I can blast my own awesome non-denominational music. Now, let’s get in the mood to spend with these hot holiday-free jams that revel in consumerism…

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