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Adele Meets Britney In “Rolling Till The World Ends”


Ever wonder what would happen if Britney Spears took Adele to Da Club for a dance off? I have a theory. Britney would start dancing, natch, and Adele, in her proper English accent, would be, like, “Bitch, I ain’t no dancer, I’m a singer. I’m turning this into a sing off!” And then while Britney gyrated and sweated to the hot beats, Adele would sing her ass off, and the whole thing would look and sound something like this mash-up of Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep” and Britney’s “Till The World Ends.” I thought it was just in my fantasies, but apparently not. Thank you, Jarod Ripley, for making my pop music dreams come true. Keep reading »

Ke$ha Wants To Throw A Skinny Dipping Party For Britney Spears

“Skinny dipping. It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party. I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be under water listening to music. It’s really magical. I hope people are ready to come and take their clothes off.”

Ke$ha describes her dream party to celebrate the release of Britney SpearsFemme Fatale, which contains several tunes Ke$ha penned like “Till the World Ends.” Hey, if people sleep over they can always brush their teeth with Jack Daniels in the morning. [People] Keep reading »

Britney Spears Will Kinda Dance “Until The World Ends”


Let’s just call it “Slave 4 U 2011,” okay? Britney Spears’ apocalyptic video for “Until the World Ends” has arrived and it has almost the exact same vibe as her video for the 2001 hit — gorgeous and sweaty people in ripped fishnets grind on each other in a warehouse, with Britney leading the charge, only this time, chaos is ensuing outside. Oh, and these days, Britney’s a little older, her abs aren’t exposed, and she dances primarily with her hands rather than her whole body. Whatever. I am a diehard Britney fan and this is one of my favorite tracks on the album because it reminds me of going to raves in San Francisco in the late-’90s. This video gives me a mad craving for orange juice. Win! Keep reading »

Britney Spears Porta-Potty Bungee Jumps


Britney Spears doesn’t mind walking into a gas station bathroom with bare feet. So I’m not completely, completely surprised that she signed on to Porta-Potty Bungee Jump in “Jackass 3D.” Apparently, the clip was cut from the actual movie for time, but Johnny Knoxville revealed it last night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” “I’m not scared of poo poo,” Britney says, before getting in the Porta-Potty. We only hope that the liquid flying about is dyed water and not … ewwww … what we think it is. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Is Britney Spears Touring with Enrique Iglesias Or Pauly D?

Yesterday on “Good Morning America,” Britney Spears announced that she would be going on tour this summer with Enrique Iglesias. A few hours later, however, Enrique’s people issued a statement saying that wasn’t the case due to “scheduling conflicts.” “Unfortunately, Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears will not be touring together. Despite initial reports based on formal discussions of the possible run, Enrique will continue on his solo tour in support of his new album Euphoria,” his spokesperson said. “Enrique has great respect for Britney and is a longtime fan of her work. He is very sorry for the confusion this might have caused to anyone.” Hmmm, sounds like maybe her stilted dance moves scared him off.

But apparently, Britney has another possibility for a hot male co-star. Keep reading »

Peter Bjorn And John Want To Be Your Swedish Pen Pals

There was a small part of me that wanted to pick Britney SpearsFemme Fatale for this week’s cravable album. But, well, 90 percent of it has already been leaked and I just haven’t been that enthused about it, much to my chagrin. And so, I will instead go for the real album that has me drooling this week—Peter Bjorn and John’s Gimme Some. (No relation to BritBrit’s “Gimme More.”) This record is pop-tinged Swedish indie rock that will make you want to snap your fingers and blow bubbles while tap dancing down Happy Lane in the center of Wonderfulville. Enjoy it.

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Britney Spears Thoroughly Meh On “Good Morning America”


Happy Femme Fatale day! Britney Spears‘ highly anticipated new album drops today and to celebrate, BritBrit recorded a performance of three numbers over the weekend to air on “Good Morning America.” And all I can say is … how sad. These performances are only a smidge above the infamous “Gimme More” debacle of a few years back. Not only does Britney’s dancing seem terribly stilted, but she’s obviously not singing even a little. And I’m sorry, but the costumes just aren’t doing anything for her body—which would look totally hot just a little more covered up. At least the sets, lights, and costumes look cool?

Two more numbers after the jump. Keep reading »

Britney Spears And Her Femme Fatacular Light Up Bra

On Friday night, Britney Spears surprised the patrons at Rain nightclub in Las Vegas by performing three songs off her dropping-tomorrow album, Femme Fatale. For one number, she donned this black latex bodysuit with flashing red lights around the boobs. This might have thrilled in the early 2000s, but with Lady Gaga’s fireworks spewing bra and Katy Perry’s whipped cream spraying version, we think BritBrit needs to step up her boulder holder selections. Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Did Not Corrupt Those Girls!

“They pegged me as the bad guy. They pulled me in one time and said, ‘If you don’t stop corrupting the girls we’re going to fire you’. I didn’t touch the girls by the way.”

Ryan Gosling wants to assure you that despite what you might have heard from the producers of “The Mickey Mouse Club,” he did not have anything to do with Christina Aguilera‘s or Britney Spears‘ loss of innocence — then or now. [NZ Herald] Keep reading »

Quickies: Happy Birthday Jon Hamm & Britney Spears’ Law School Dreams

  • Happy 40th birthday, Jon Hamm! The Frisky staff can totally help with any birthday spankings or jump out of a cake, if you’d like. Anything you want, really. Just say the word! [Celebuzz]
  • Justin Bieber was trapped in a Liverpool hotel today by a mob of screaming girls in a “possible riot situation.” Maybe they’re mad about the haircut? [TMZ]
  • Porn purveyors Vivid Entertainment have offered Charlie Sheen the director’s chair for a porn based on “Two and a Half Men” called, duh, “Two and a Half Women.” Something tells me this fella has already “directed” enough of his own porn flicks at home. [Metro UK]
  • Tina Fey’s five-year-old daughter thinks “daddy’s funnier” than mommy. Blasphemy. [PopEater]

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