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Bristol Palin Charges $15K – $30K Per Speaking Engagement

More proof a fool and his money are soon parted: teen mom Bristol Palin commands between $15,000 and $30,000 to talk about abstinence and “pro-life” topics. This, mind you, is a girl who was quoted on Fox News saying that abstinence is “not realistic at all.” Eh, no matter. This 19-year-old baby mama (and Candie’s… More »


Quotable: Bristol Palin Inadvertently Explains Why She Had Sex With Levi

“Having sex has consequences, no matter how safe you are. If I could go back, I would have told myself that just because he’s good at sports and drives a cool truck, it’s meaningless — it’s pointless.”Bristol Palin explains why she’s abstinent now at an event titled “The Harsh Truth: Teen Moms Tell All.” But… More »


Sarah Palin’s Hacked Email Meant Terrifying Calls For Bristol

I don’t know about you, but I might have felt a teeny tiny bit more sympathetic towards the Palins if I knew that, while Sarah Palin was running for vice president in 2008, her email account was hacked and her daughter’s telephone number was posted online. Which resulted in Bristol receiving tons of phone calls… More »


Bristol Palin’s Abstinence PSA Is Pointless, Insulting & Hypocritical

Bristol Palin has a message — teen pregnancy is only a blessing from God if you come from a privileged political family. If you’re one of the poors, having a baby at 16 will just make your hair ratty! So don’t do what Bristol did and have sex before marriage, because your mom isn’t… More »


Star Couplings: Levi Johnston Ordered To Pay Up For Tripp

Levi Johnston has been ordered to pay Bristol Palin $18,500 in back child support. [Us Weekly]
Drew Barrymore says her unconventional upbringing is to blame for her unsuccessful love life. She admits she never learned about real relationships. [Starpulse]
Bethenny Frankel is in no rush to decorate her unborn baby’s nursery, despite urging from fiancé… More »


Bristol Palin To Guest Star On “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager”

In the most appropriate collaboration since “Tool Academy” with Dave & Busters, Bristol Palin has signed on to guest star on ABC Family’s “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” I haven’t figured out what the secret is yet, but I’m guessing it is about to have something to do with retroactive abstinence! Bristol will… More »


Andrea Friedman, “Family Guy” Down Syndrome Actress, Issues The Palins A Kick In The Pants

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her daughter, Bristol Palin, were in the headlines again this week, railing against Sunday’s episode of “Family Guy” featuring a character with special needs. In the episode “Extra Large Medium,” the elder son, Chris, goes out on a date with Ellen, a mentally handicapped woman who tells him, “My… More »


The Palins Won’t Be Tivoing “Family Guy” Anymore

Something very unusual is about to happen here. I’m about to agree with Sarah Palin. On last night’s episode of “Family Guy,” Chris goes out with a mentally handicapped woman. In describing her life, this girl says, “My mom’s the former governor of Alaska,” a pretty obvious allusion to Sarah’s son, Trig. Sarah has responded… More »


Quickies: Bristol Palin Stands By Abstinence Pledge & Mel B Sucks

Bristol Palin is sticking by her abstinence pledge, despite Oprah’s offer to retract the statement. [ABC News]
Have you ever considered what animals might be thinking before they get it on? Check out this SFW video for some insight. [College Humor]
Model Marisa Miller is in negotiations with Victoria’s Secret to return to the runway. More »


Quickies: Bristol Palin Stands By Abstinence Pledge & Mel B Sucks

Bristol Palin is sticking by her abstinence pledge, despite Oprah’s offer to retract the statement. [ABC News]
Have you ever considered what animals might be thinking before they get it on? Check out this SFW video for some insight. [College Humor]
Model Marisa Miller is in negotiations with Victoria’s Secret to return to the runway. More »


Quickies: Senator-Elect Scott Brown Got Nakey For Cosmo & The Palins Were Paid For Tabloid Cover

Massachusetts’ newly elected senator, Scott Brown, posed naked for Cosmopolitan back in the day. [F-Listed]
Gabby Sidibe is working on a film called “Yelling to the Sky” with Don Cheadle, and she told the London Guardian: “This time, I get to make out with a boy. I know that because I wrote it into the… More »


Baby Talk With Sarah And Bristol Palin

If you happen to pass a newsstand today and venture by a stack of In Touch magazines, do not worry—no one stole the Palins’ film from a Sears Portrait Studio. No, Sarah and Bristol, along with babies Trig and Tripp, posed for the cutesy cover shot, in which Tripp sticks his fingers in little Trig’s… More »


Bristol Palin Gets A Big Girl Job, Opening Her Own PR Firm

Perhaps Bristol Palin was upset that everyone from Tiger Woods’ mistresses to the woman accusing Shaquille O’Neal of harassment was running to spin doctress Gloria Allred for their scandal-busting needs. Because now Bristol is starting her own public relations and lobbying firm. Rachel Maddow dug deep to get the scoop on the new firm, which… More »


Quickies: The Snooki Punch, Doggy-Style

Dogs recreate the “Jersey Shore” punch. [Nerve]
Boyfriend cheated? One girl is getting even with eBay. [Lemondrop]
Bristol Palin apparently wants full custody of lil’ Tripp. [NY Post] … More »


Will Levi Johnston Resurrect The Playgirl Brand?

We are a nation obsessed: with Levi Johnston’s penis, apparently. The Daily Beast digs deep, wondering: “Can Levi Johnston Save Playgirl?” Methinks not. Along with many other magazines, Playgirl all but tanked last year, thanks to plummeting advertising rates, decreased circulation, and the proliferation of online adult content. But the Playgirl brand lingers, and the… More »


Levi Johnston Experiencing Penis-Size Crisis

Oh, no! Frisky favorite Levi Johnston is having some type of penis-related existential crisis prior to his upcoming nudie Playgirl pictorial. The New York Post reports that Levi is worried about the size of his pecker. “We hear that the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson has been telling folks at the magazine he is worried… More »


Levi Johnston Is Hawking … Pistachio Nuts?

I thought Sarah Palin was the nutty one, but Bristol’s baby daddy, Levi Johnston, is now hawking nuts—yes, nuts—in a groan-inducing sexually provocative commercial for Wonderful Pistachios. Clever, Levi, but I am still holding out for Alaska’s finest to pose for nudie pics! … More »


Levi Johnston’s Vanity Fair Smear Piece Calls Sarah Palin A Crappy Mom & Wife

The Vanity Fair “Me and Mrs. Palin” article by Levi Johnston—which he appears to not have “written” so much as dictated to the editors—is the juiciest, gooeyiest, gossipiest smear I’ve ever sunk my teeth into. Did you know Sarah Palin wanted her and the First Dude to secretly adopt Bristol and Levi’s baby, Tripp, so… More »


Sarah Palin’s Feud With David Letterman Gets Pornified

Well, it was bound to happen. Porn company Lethal Hardcore Video has spoofed the Sarah Palin/David Letterman feud for a flick called, ahem, “F**k My Mom and Me.” In the dirty movie, “Letterman” has sexual relations with both the former Governor (“Sara Paelin”) and her daughter (“Bristhole Paelin”). Has porn finally gone too far?! I’m… More »


Levi Johnston Is Determined To Extend His 15 Minutes

My imaginary redneck boyfriend, Levi Johnston, is still runnin’ that tobacco spittin’ mouth of his. (Actually, I don’t know if he actually chews/spits tobacco, I’m just being admittedly stereotypical about rednecks.) This time he’s chatting with New York, a city, by the way, he tells the mag he doesn’t like. Levi tells the mag, “There’s… More »


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