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Andrea Friedman, “Family Guy” Down Syndrome Actress, Issues The Palins A Kick In The Pants

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her daughter, Bristol Palin, were in the headlines again this week, railing against Sunday’s episode of “Family Guy” featuring a character with special needs. In the episode “Extra Large Medium,” the elder son, Chris, goes out on a date with Ellen, a mentally handicapped woman who tells him, “My…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 19, 2010

The Palins Won’t Be Tivoing “Family Guy” Anymore

Something very unusual is about to happen here. I’m about to agree with Sarah Palin. On last night’s episode of “Family Guy,” Chris goes out with a mentally handicapped woman. In describing her life, this girl says, “My mom’s the former governor of Alaska,” a pretty obvious allusion to Sarah’s son, Trig. Sarah has responded…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 16, 2010

Quickies: Bristol Palin Stands By Abstinence Pledge & Mel B Sucks

Bristol Palin is sticking by her abstinence pledge, despite Oprah’s offer to retract the statement. [ABC News]
Have you ever considered what animals might be thinking before they get it on? Check out this SFW video for some insight. [College Humor]
Model Marisa Miller is in negotiations with Victoria’s Secret to return to the runway.

By: Annika Harris / January 22, 2010

Quickies: Bristol Palin Stands By Abstinence Pledge & Mel B Sucks

Bristol Palin is sticking by her abstinence pledge, despite Oprah’s offer to retract the statement. [ABC News]
Have you ever considered what animals might be thinking before they get it on? Check out this SFW video for some insight. [College Humor]
Model Marisa Miller is in negotiations with Victoria’s Secret to return to the runway.

By: Annika Harris / January 22, 2010

Quickies: Senator-Elect Scott Brown Got Nakey For Cosmo & The Palins Were Paid For Tabloid Cover

Massachusetts’ newly elected senator, Scott Brown, posed naked for Cosmopolitan back in the day. [F-Listed]
Gabby Sidibe is working on a film called “Yelling to the Sky” with Don Cheadle, and she told the London Guardian: “This time, I get to make out with a boy. I know that because I wrote it into the…

By: Annika Harris / January 20, 2010

Baby Talk With Sarah And Bristol Palin

If you happen to pass a newsstand today and venture by a stack of In Touch magazines, do not worry—no one stole the Palins’ film from a Sears Portrait Studio. No, Sarah and Bristol, along with babies Trig and Tripp, posed for the cutesy cover shot, in which Tripp sticks his fingers in little Trig’…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 13, 2010

Bristol Palin Gets A Big Girl Job, Opening Her Own PR Firm

Perhaps Bristol Palin was upset that everyone from Tiger Woods’ mistresses to the woman accusing Shaquille O’Neal of harassment was running to spin doctress Gloria Allred for their scandal-busting needs. Because now Bristol is starting her own public relations and lobbying firm. Rachel Maddow dug deep to get the scoop on the new firm, which…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 6, 2010

Quickies: The Snooki Punch, Doggy-Style

Dogs recreate the “Jersey Shore” punch. [Nerve]
Boyfriend cheated? One girl is getting even with eBay. [Lemondrop]
Bristol Palin apparently wants full custody of lil’ Tripp. [NY Post]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 29, 2009

Will Levi Johnston Resurrect The Playgirl Brand?

We are a nation obsessed: with Levi Johnston’s penis, apparently. The Daily Beast digs deep, wondering: “Can Levi Johnston Save Playgirl?” Methinks not. Along with many other magazines, Playgirl all but tanked last year, thanks to plummeting advertising rates, decreased circulation, and the proliferation of online adult content. But the Playgirl brand lingers, and the…

By: Susannah Breslin / November 6, 2009

Levi Johnston Experiencing Penis-Size Crisis

Oh, no! Frisky favorite Levi Johnston is having some type of penis-related existential crisis prior to his upcoming nudie Playgirl pictorial. The New York Post reports that Levi is worried about the size of his pecker. “We hear that the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson has been telling folks at the magazine he is worried…

By: Susannah Breslin / November 5, 2009

Levi Johnston Is Hawking … Pistachio Nuts?

I thought Sarah Palin was the nutty one, but Bristol’s baby daddy, Levi Johnston, is now hawking nuts—yes, nuts—in a groan-inducing sexually provocative commercial for Wonderful Pistachios. Clever, Levi, but I am still holding out for Alaska’s finest to pose for nudie pics!

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 5, 2009

Levi Johnston’s Vanity Fair Smear Piece Calls Sarah Palin A Crappy Mom & Wife

The Vanity Fair “Me and Mrs. Palin” article by Levi Johnston—which he appears to not have “written” so much as dictated to the editors—is the juiciest, gooeyiest, gossipiest smear I’ve ever sunk my teeth into. Did you know Sarah Palin wanted her and the First Dude to secretly adopt Bristol and Levi’s baby, Tripp, so…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 2, 2009

Sarah Palin’s Feud With David Letterman Gets Pornified

Well, it was bound to happen. Porn company Lethal Hardcore Video has spoofed the Sarah Palin/David Letterman feud for a flick called, ahem, “F**k My Mom and Me.” In the dirty movie, “Letterman” has sexual relations with both the former Governor (“Sara Paelin”) and her daughter (“Bristhole Paelin”). Has porn finally gone too far?! I’m…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 4, 2009

Levi Johnston Is Determined To Extend His 15 Minutes

My imaginary redneck boyfriend, Levi Johnston, is still runnin’ that tobacco spittin’ mouth of his. (Actually, I don’t know if he actually chews/spits tobacco, I’m just being admittedly stereotypical about rednecks.) This time he’s chatting with New York, a city, by the way, he tells the mag he doesn’t like. Levi tells the mag, “There&#8217…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 6, 2009

Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Is Rebranding Its Message

If you’re wondering who thought it was a good idea for Bristol Palin, pregnant at 17, to warn America’s teens not to have sex until they’re married, you’re not alone.

But it’s hard to figure out what, exactly, the well-meaning adults who preach “no sex until marriage” to teenagers are thinking, considering a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 23, 2009

What Levi Johnston Should Really Do With His Life

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, is leaving Alaska to become the family breadwinner. Well, at least, the teen father is using the excuse that he needs money to support his son, Tripp, as his reason for trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame by becoming an actor. He’s got an agent and i…

By: Justine Fields / June 19, 2009

David Letterman Should Not Have Apologized To Sarah Palin

You may have heard that David Letterman and the governor of Alaska are in a bit of a tiff over jokes he made in reference to her family — particularly jokes he directed at one of her daughters. After much back and forth, Letterman apologized for the second time last night — thi…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 16, 2009

Levi Johnston Goes Shirtless, Poses With Baby Tripp For GQ

He may be dumb as rocks, but Levi Johnston is a hot DILF. Bristol Palin’s ex-fiance and baby daddy appears in the June issue of GQ, posing shirtless while changing his son Tripp’s diaper. Earlier this month, Bristol appeared with Tripp on the cover of People, so I guess they’re even when it comes to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 29, 2009

Bristol Palin Was Offered A Car To Break Up With Levi

When I was in high school, I dated a guy that my parents absolutely hated. They didn’t even call him by his name—instead they called him, er, anyway—and they begged and pleaded with me on a daily basis to get rid of him. They even bought me a book called How To Dump A Guy.

By: Nikki Dowling / May 29, 2009

Bristol Says The Darndest Things

When Bristol Palin got knocked up at age 17, she made national headlines. We applauded her for realizing that “everyone should be abstinent or whatever but it’s not realistic at all,” and we were hopeful (for three seconds) that she would turn this unfortunate situation into a positive one by promoting safe sex. But whe…

By: Carrie Wasterlain / May 20, 2009
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