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Bristol Palin’s “Trial Marriage” & Other Sinful Activities Renamed By The Palins

What the rest of us call “cohabitation,” or in some circles “living in sin,” the Palin family calls a “trial marriage.”

That’s exactly what abstinence-promoter Bristol Palin and her boyfriend, 21-year-old Gino Paoletti, are doing in a home she purchased in Wasilla. “Bristol and Gino are crazy about each other,” a source told

Jessica Wakeman / April 5, 2012

Morning Quickies: Levi Johnston Successfully Impregnates Another Wasilla Lass

Levi Johnston has impregnated another girl from Wasilla, Alaska: 20-year-old Sunny Oglesby, a teacher whom he’s been dating a year. Levi is also the papa to three-year-old Tripp, his kid with Bristol Palin. What potent sperm he has! [TMZ]
Sources say Jaleel White (aka Urkel) threw a hissyfit during a rehearsal for “Dancing…

Jessica Wakeman / April 3, 2012

RIP Society: Lifetime Picks Up Bristol Palin’s Reality Show

 Bristol Palin will not go gently into that good night: the country’s most famous teenage mom will be starring on a Lifetime reality show set to air later this year. “Life’s A Tripp” โ€” as in Tripp, her toddler son with baby daddy Levi Johnston โ€” is not the same reality show for the BIO

Jessica Wakeman / February 29, 2012

Evening Quickies: Bristol & Willow Palin Pitch “Kardashian-Style” Reality Show

Bristol Palin and her 17-year-old sister Willow Palin want to star in a “Kardashian-style” reality show, along with Bristol’s boyfriend. The abstinence-only speaker is probably still reeling that she show she filmed with her “Dancing With The Stars” pal Kyle Massey, which got nixed before it even made it on air. “Bristol believes the…

Jessica Wakeman / December 30, 2011

Evening Quickies: Bristol Palin “Whore” Screamer Apologizes

Stephen Hanks, the Hollywood agent/sexist d-bag who screamed at Bristol Palin that her mother is a “whorey whoreface whore,” issued an apology statement to E! News through his lawyer. “I am very passionate about politics, and believe in equality for all Americans,” Hanks said. “I expressed my feelings in an improper manner in the…

Jessica Wakeman / September 29, 2011

Bristol Palin Rides A Bull, Confronts Heckler Who Called Her Mom “A Whorey Whoreface Whore”

I am hardly a Sarah Palin supporter. I am also not a big fan of Bristol Palin. And I am definitely not a fan of people who express their own distaste for these two by telling the latter that the former is “a whore.” Last night, Bristol Palin was out at a bar i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2011

Track Was A Druggie? Bristol Had Work Before? Mercede Johnston’s Many Claims About The Palins

Levi Johnston’s sister, Mercede Johnston, makes her big Playboy debut this week, taking it all off for a four-page pictorial accompanied by an interview where she launches some pretty big allegation grenades against Sarah Palin and her family. And these are in addition to the charge Bristol Palin allegedly got pregnant on purpose. After the…

Kate Torgovnick/ / August 10, 2011

Mercede Johnston Slams Bristol Palin, Says She Got Preggers On Purpose

“Levi was whipped like Todd, because Bristol is very manipulative. She’d use sex to get her way on many things … Bristol’s pregnancy wasn’t unexpected, an accident. She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months.”
Mercede Johnston sounds off in the new issue of Playboy about her brother Levi Johnston’s relationshi…

Sarah Palin Thinks She Can Win The 2012 Election

“I believe that I can win a national election. The people of America are desperate for positive change, and deserving of positive change, to get us off of this wrong track. I’m not so egotistical as to believe that it has to be me, or it can only be me, to turn things around, but…

The Bristol Palin/Meghan McCain Catfight Goes Another Round

Bristol Palin isn’t done making catty observations about Meghan McCain. First, in her memoir, Not Afraid Of Life, she wrote Meghan was always complaining. Some of that is only fair, I suppose, after Meghan’s swipes at Sarah Palin in her own book. However, last night Bristol stopped by Fox News to bare her claws once…

Jessica Wakeman / June 28, 2011

Bristol Palin Says That While Her Virginity Was “Stolen,” Levi Johnston Didn’t Rape Her

Bristol Palin was on “Good Morning America” this morning, promoting her memoir, Not Afraid Of Life, and attempted to clarify that while Levi Johnston “stole” her virginity, it wasn’t date rape. She said:
“[Stolen] is what it felt like. I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all but I am…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 27, 2011

Levi Johnston Wanted A Boy For All The Wrong Reasons

Bristol Palin makes many claims against Levi Johnston in her book Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, which came out on Friday. But one of the saddest came at the moment she told Johnston she was pregnant. “It better be a boy,” he told her, and it’s one part of her book I…

The Stir / June 25, 2011

Quickies: James Blunt’s Insensitive Tweet About Auschwitz & Quotes From Bristol Palin’s Memoir

James Blunt tweeted a picture of himself in front of the concentration camp Auschwitz with the message, “Err … this is my hotel in Poland.” What an ass. [Buzzfeed]
Adele has been ordered to stop singing and avoid talking for a whole month. Noooo! [PopEater]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are trying to sell their…

Jessica Wakeman / June 21, 2011

Kathy Griffin On Bristol Palin’s Corrective Jaw Surgery


Kathy Griffin is up the Palin’s collective butt again: in this clip from her Bravo comedy special “Gurrl Down,” which airs Thursday night, she has something to say about Bristol Palin’s “corrective jaw surgery” and alleged nose/eye job. Personally, I think Kathy goes too far saying Bristol’s new chin makes her look…

Jessica Wakeman / June 20, 2011

How Bristol Palin Gave Her V-Card To Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin lost her virginity to Levi Johnston drunk on wine coolers, according to her new memoir. The pro-abstinence advocate first slept with the Playgirl model in a tent while camping at Point MacKenzie in 2006, at age 15 โ€” and she doesn’t remember it.

Jessica Wakeman / June 20, 2011

Britta Hanson: May The Newest Palin Turn Out Better Than Levi Johnston

Gotta love a bride who wears blue jeans and pearls on her wedding day, right? Of course I am referring to Britta Hanson, 21, the new wife of Track Palin. Last Friday, we saw Britta and Track’s wedding photos. Today, we get lots more information on the newest member of the Palin clan. Not only…

Is Sarah Palin Moving To Arizona?

Gird your loins, Arizona: Sarah Palin might be moving in! The Atlantic Wire reports the former governor of Alaska allegedly bought an 8,000-square foot, $1.6 million home in a secluded area of Scottsdale, Arizona. The identity of the buyer is hidden on the property records, but the lawyer for the sale suspiciously replied “No comment!”…

Jessica Wakeman / May 23, 2011

Bristol Palin Got Plastic Surgery For “Medical Reasons”

“It’s not plastic surgery. I had corrective jaw surgery [in December 2010]. Yes. It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons … so my jaw and teeth could properly realign … I don’t obsess over my face. … I am absolutely thrilled with the results. I look older, more…

Jessica Wakeman / May 11, 2011

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show With Kyle Massey Sounds Terrrrrrrible

Bristol Palin’s reality show is happening, people. (Is this why she (maybe) got plastic surgery?) There’s no baby daddy Levi Johnston in it. There is no “16 & Pregnant” pal Maci Bookout in it. And it’s airing on the BIO network, which I’ve never heard of. So far, not so good. The utterly compelling premise…

Jessica Wakeman / May 9, 2011

Did Bristol Palin Get Plastic Surgery?

Did Bristol Palin get plastic surgery with her babysitting abstinence-preaching money? It looks like someone’s got a new face! In these new pics, Bristol Palin’s face looks slimmer and more heart-shaped while her chin and cheekbones are more defined, giving her an admittedly more “generic Disney star” look. Very “High School Musical” instead of “Tee…

Jessica Wakeman / May 5, 2011
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