Today, there are some big happenings in Wasilla, Alaska. Or at least big happenings for Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin—and that’s like 10 percent of the city’s population, no? First, let’s talk Bristol. E! Online is reporting that she’s joined the cast of “Dancing with the Stars 11″ along with David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, and The Situation. Wait a second? Didn’t Bristol supposedly break up with Levi because he was pushing her to be on a reality show? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Poor Levi Johnston. The future mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, is “down two rings and quite a bit of money” after proposing to Bristol Palin and getting dumped twice. On the upside? He’s out of the Palin family “for permanently.” [Mediaite] Keep reading »
It is really happening, people, and it will be terrifying: Levi Johnston‘s proposed reality show will follow his run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, as he tries to juggle fatherhood and that sterling “Hollywood career” of his. This trainwreck will be called “Loving Levi: The Road To The Mayor’s Office” and a pilot is being filmed by Scott Stone and David Weintraub, two reality TV veterans. No networks are attached to “Loving Levi” just yet. However, the last line on Scott & Co.’s resume was TLC’s “Extreme Food Sculpting.”
Pardon us if we’re slow to hobble over to the Tivo. Keep reading »
Least surprising Levi Johnston news ever: upon reuniting with Bristol Palin and declaring their surprise engagement on the cover of US Weekly, the fame whore from Wasilla pushed for a reality show. Bristol said hells no and kicked his Playgirl ass to the curb. (His concern that he’d possibly knocked up his ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia surely didn’t help.) “Bristol is heartbroken. She described texting him and getting no answer,” People magazine executive editor Betsy Gleick told “The Early Show.” “Then eventually she said Levi said, ‘Hey do you want to be on a reality show?” Keep reading »
Two weeks ago, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston revealed their surprise engagement in Us Weekly, which featured them in a cover story and cheesy romantic videos on the mag’s website. But today Bristol has gone to People magazine to announce she’s ended her out-of-the-blue engagement with the father of her son, Tripp. “It’s over. I broke up with him,” she told People.
What could have happened to make Bristol split from Levi — and Us Weekly? Keep reading »
Levi Johnston‘s sperm is not as potent as you thought: his ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia says rumors that Johnston knocked her up while on a break from Bristol Palin are totally false. “Point blank, it’s not true at all,” she told Us Weekly. “We haven’t hung out at all since 8th or 9th grade when we broke up. I don’t know where people are getting this. It’s not true at all. Levi is not the father of my baby.” In fact, Garcia says she knows who the father is and he is none too pleased about the rumors. Oops! I guess you got that one wrong, National Enquirer.
Johnston is wiping his brow now that his paternity has been cleared. But still, all is not well up in Wasilla. Keep reading »