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Bristol Palin Weighs In On #OscarsSoWhite: “Not Everyone Gets A Trophy”

We’ve got a trophy for Bristol. More »


Sarah Palin Weighs In On Bristol’s Unplanned Pregnancies, Katie Couric’s Newspaper Question

Palin defends Bristol’s unplanned pregnancies, citing belief in a “God of second chances.” More »


Purity Obsessed Parents Lose Their Everloving Shit At Meeting On Optional Sex-Ed Class

A meeting on comprehensive sex-ed in Omaha descended into violence and chaos. More »


Bristol Palin Aghast, Claims The Government Is Doling Out IUDs To 10-Year Olds

Not sure she should be criticizing anyone responsible enough to use birth control. More »


Sarah Palin Hates On Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock, Still Thinks It’s A Bomb

9th grader Ahmed Mohamed, who got arrested for building a clock and bringing it to school, may have been invited to the White House, but he’s still receiving slack from the Right. Because of course.

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin decided to echo her daughter, Bristol’s sentiments with further hatred and stupidity… More »


Bristol Palin Pitches A Fit Over Obama Inviting Ahmed Mohamed To The White House

Palin says that inviting this kid to the White House “encourages victimhood” and “divides the country.” More »


Bristol Palin Says “Giddy A$$holes” Misinterpreted Her Depressing As Hell Pregnancy Announcement

Hey, I resemble that remark. More »


Geraldo Lashes Out At Dan Savage For Daring To Criticize Fox News

Geraldo told Savage, “Fxck you, you jerk off” for daring to say Fox would cover Bristol Palin’s pregnancy differently if she were Bristol Obama. More »


Bristol Palin’s Birth Announcement Is Just The Saddest Thing Ever

She worries she’ll be a “huge disappointment” to her family. More »


Palins Want To Know Why “Liberal Media” Condemned Josh Duggar, Not Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham was six or seven, Josh Duggar was 15. There’s a bit of a difference there. More »


Sarah Palin Is So Proud That Bristol Palin Allegedly Punched Some Guy “Repeatedly” At A Party

In Sarah Palin World — by which I mean not the state of Alaska but a state of mind — everything can be explained with a jab at the liberal media and a few references to Jesus. And after two weeks of silence regarding her family’s participation in a bloody brawl at a snowmobile partyMore »


The Palin Family Threw Down At A Snowmobile Party On Saturday

Bristol Palin reportedly has a mean right hook. No, really: police in Anchorage, Alaska confirmed to the politics blog Wonkette that the entire Palin family were part of “20 people” involved in a brawl at a party on Saturday night for the annual Iron Dog snowmobile race.

The whole matter started, allegedly, when… More »


Good News! Bristol Palin’s Car Is For Sale On Craigslist

Need a used car? You may want to consider Bristol Palin’s Dodge Challenger. It’s a 2010 model with only 14,510 miles. You can get it on Craigslist for $27,500 (OBO). And yes, it’s really hers. There’s a picture of her and Tripp standing next to it. Any takers?

Why she would put her… More »


The 7 Stupidest Ways We’re Promoting Abstinence

Abstinence-only education starts with the idea that teenagers listen to adults and manages to get even stupider. It’s working to turn the only life-threatening problem in the world that can be fought by balloons into a biblical plague. We’ve reached a point where even the Pope OKs some condom use, and he thinks about sex the… More »


Sarah Palin’s Succinct Explanation For Why Her Family Does Reality Shows

“I’m certainly not doing it for the money, no! … Our family’s mantra is to live life vibrantly.”
— This is Sarah Palin’s response to questions about her family’s embrace of television, which, if you are keeping count, started with “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” moved on to “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” and will soon include… More »


Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Premiere Stars Homophobic Bar Fight, Whining

I know you had better things to do last night than watch the premiere of “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” so I watched Bristol’s reality show for you! The first 20 minutes or so tried somewhat admirably to depict her life as a young, single mom whose baby daddy is out of the picture —… More »


Bristol Palin: No Sex Until Marriage

Ready to debut her new Lifetime reality TV show, “Life’s a Tripp,” Bristol Palin tells In Touch that life as a single mom to 3-year-old son Tripp is anything but glamorous.

The reality star, 21, is determined to walk down the aisle before even contemplating having another child. “Gino and I are going to wait until marriage,” she says… More »


Hot Links: Bristol Palin Sued By Heckler

The man who was caught on camera heckling Bristol Palin (who was filming her reality show) at a bar is suing her for defamation. [Newser]
Yesssssss, “Bachelor Pad 3″ starts soon! Here are six reasons to be psyched for “The Bachelor”‘s sluttier sister show. [Tres Sugar]
Is Johnny Depp runnin’ around on his longterm… More »


It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dustMore »


Bristol Palin’s Reality Show, “Life’s A Tripp,” Looks So Boring

This is the Palin Conundrum: ignore them and hope they go away, or pay attention to the insipid things they do in order to mock them, thus contributing to their tick-bite hold on the public psyche.

The good news is that in Bristol Palin’s upcoming Lifetime reality show “Life’s A Tripp,” girlfriend may… More »


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