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Good News! Bristol Palin’s Car Is For Sale On Craigslist

Bristol Vs. Gays
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Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
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Life's A Tripp
Bristol Palin's reality show "Life's A Tripp" needs a double espresso. Read More »
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Bristol Palin plans to abstain ... again. Read More »
Bristol Makes Bank
The teen mom is paid a lot of dough to preach abstinence to others. Read More »

Need a used car? You may want to consider Bristol Palin’s Dodge Challenger. It’s a 2010 model with only 14,510 miles. You can get it on Craigslist for $27,500 (OBO). And yes, it’s really hers. There’s a picture of her and Tripp standing next to it. Any takers?

Why she would put her car up for sale on CL is beyond me. There are more discreet and reliable ways to sell a used vehicle. Unless she’s trying to get more for it than it’s worth by using her “celebrity” power. Hmmmm. [Buzzfeed]

The 7 Stupidest Ways We’re Promoting Abstinence

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Abstinence-only education starts with the idea that teenagers listen to adults and manages to get even stupider. It’s working to turn the only life-threatening problem in the world that can be fought by balloons into a biblical plague. We’ve reached a point where even the Pope OKs some condom use, and he thinks about sex the same way non-Popes think of the Ark of the Covenant: imagining what the other side has while believing that looking directly at it will melt the soul from your body.

Abstinence-only education turns sex education into an oxymoron, deliberately not teaching people things we know about. It’s what happens when a species breeds so successfully, they start showing off. It’s the reproductive equivalent of riding a bike with no hands and eyes closed: They’ll keep pumping away for a bit, but pretty soon they’ll screw up and their crotch will hurt. The only way to teach something so stupid is to be extremely stupid, and that’s the only thing these campaigns got right. Read more…

Sarah Palin’s Succinct Explanation For Why Her Family Does Reality Shows

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Bristol Palin's reality show premieres with a homophobic bar fight. Read More »
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Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
"Trial Marriage"
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Bristol Palin renames sinful activities, like living in sin with her boyfriend. Read More »

“I’m certainly not doing it for the money, no! … Our family’s mantra is to live life vibrantly.”

– This is Sarah Palin‘s response to questions about her family’s embrace of television, which, if you are keeping count, started with “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” moved on to “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” and will soon include Todd Palin in a new game show called “Stars Earn Stripes.” It’s all about living life vibrantly, everyone! [NYMag.com]

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Premiere Stars Homophobic Bar Fight, Whining

Bristol Vs. Gays
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Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
"Trial Marriage"
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Bristol Palin renames sinful activities, like living in sin with her boyfriend. Read More »
Bristol's V-Card
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Bristol Palin said she slept with Levi Johnston drunk on wine coolers. Read More »
Bristol's Bar Fight

I know you had better things to do last night than watch the premiere of “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” so I watched Bristol’s reality show for you! The first 20 minutes or so tried somewhat admirably to depict her life as a young, single mom whose baby daddy is out of the picture — although I say “somewhat admirably” because most single moms probably don’t live in their own huge apartment and have piles of abstinence-only lecture fees to throw up in the air like Scrooge McDuck.

The part that really had me screaming at the TV? This video above where Bristol gets in a bar fight with some gay, sexist douchebag who called her mom a “whore” and then she calls her friend crying because this heckler was just upset about the family’s position on [snotty tone of voice] gay marriage. SO IRRATIONAL, right? It’s hard to feel bad for anyone here.

Bristol Palin: No Sex Until Marriage

Ready to debut her new Lifetime reality TV show, “Life’s a Tripp,” Bristol Palin tells In Touch that life as a single mom to 3-year-old son Tripp is anything but glamorous.

The reality star, 21, is determined to walk down the aisle before even contemplating having another child. “Gino and I are going to wait until marriage,” she says of her pipeline worker boyfriend, Giacinto “Gino” Paoletti, also 21. “I’m doing what’s best for me. It’s between me and God, and I know it’s right.” Read more…

Hot Links: Bristol Palin Sued By Heckler

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  • The man who was caught on camera heckling Bristol Palin (who was filming her reality show) at a bar is suing her for defamation. [Newser]
  • Yesssssss, “Bachelor Pad 3″ starts soon! Here are six reasons to be psyched for “The Bachelor”‘s sluttier sister show. [Tres Sugar]
  • Is Johnny Depp runnin’ around on his longterm French girlfriend (and baby mama) Vanessa Paradis with Amber Heard? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Keep reading »

It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

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Chris Brown injured in a fight with Drake's entourage. Read More »
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Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dust and “write a book.” Like, she actually said that to a reporter. This is the new plan because she doesn’t want to stop using drugs, as she has been asked to do by her employer.

Then, this South African couple told the Daily Mail about how they keep an adult pet Bengal tiger inside their home as a pet and he sometimes chews up their sofas. This couple also owns several tasty-looking pet dogs.

Typically, I  have boundless reserves of empathy, if not outright sympathy, for others. But it is time for some real talk: None of these people are deserving of our sympathy. I mean, it sucks when bad things happen to people, like when your Bengal tiger eats your couch. It would suck if more bad things happened to these people, like if your pet Bengal tiger eats your dogs. But do we feel bad for these individuals for the hard knocks coming their way? No. No, we do not.

After the jump, more people we do not feel bad for at all. Not one little bit. “Unbad,” you might even say: Keep reading »

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show, “Life’s A Tripp,” Looks So Boring

Deadbeat Dad?
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Levi Johnston says he barely sees his son by Bristol Palin. Read More »
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Levi Johnston is supposedly broke and living with his mama. Read More »
Stars In His Eyes
Bristol Palin trashes her ex, saying he's "obsessed with the limelight." Read More »
Life's A Tripp
Most Boring Reality Show Ever?

This is the Palin Conundrum: ignore them and hope they go away, or pay attention to the insipid things they do in order to mock them, thus contributing to their tick-bite hold on the public psyche.

The good news is that in Bristol Palin’s upcoming Lifetime reality show “Life’s A Tripp,” girlfriend may just encourage you to stop paying attention to her out of sheer apathy. The attempts at plot drama — paparazzi are taking photos! some man confronts Bristol in a bar about  her mom! — are the kinds of “drama” that would have ended up on the “Real Housewives” cutting room floor. The best part is when Bristol tells her sister “I wouldn’t wish this on anyone,” which is usually the feeling of someone who does a reality show. So grab yourself a double espresso and check out the series trailer. At least Tripp is cute? See an extended clip from the show, featuring mom Sarah, after the jump! [MyLifetime] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Levi Johnston Broke, Living With Mom

Deadbeat Dad?
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Levi Johnston says he barely sees his son by Bristol Palin. Read More »
Stars In His Eyes
Bristol Palin trashes her ex, saying he's "obsessed with the limelight." Read More »
Bristol's V-Card
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Bristol Palin said she slept with Levi Johnston drunk on wine coolers. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Can John Travolta's marriage survive all these gay sex allegations? Read More »
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  • Levi Johnston is supposedly broke and living with his mom after spending his Playgirl fortune on “guns, boats and four-wheelers.” Say what you will about Bristol Palin, but at least she’s the more responsible parent. (Oh, and Levi has another baby on the way, remember!) [Celebrity Cafe]
  • I am a bit surprised at who Michelle Obama said  she would most like to be other than herself. [Politico]
  • Kim Kardashian let who feel her butt?! [PopBytes]
  • Sony says  ”Think Like A Man” was never planned for release in France, although that doesn’t address the rumors that the film is being kept out because it features an all-black cast. [Uptown Magazine
  • You guys, it’s Maru the cat’s 5th birthday! [Dlisted]

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Unwed Mother Bristol Palin Wags Her Finger At Obama Over Gay Marriage

Obama Supports Gays
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The president comes out in support of same-sex unions. Read More »
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Bigots admit they've lost the gay marriage battle in our generation. Read More »
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North Carolina voted to add gay marriage ban to state constitution. Read More »
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[It] would’ve been helpful for [President Obama] to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. … Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of “Glee.”

Unwed mother Bristol Palin penned a blog post about President Obama’s announcement yesterday that he supports gay marriage, no doubt while taking it doggy-style from another man to whom she is not legally married. You know, since the sanctity of marriage so important to her.

Also, if you read Bristol’s entire post, it’s a weirdly-argued screed about Christian submission in household and how liberals are upset when wives submit to husbands but Obama “submits” to his teenaged daughters. Um, WHAT? I just can’t anymore. [Patheos via Politico] Keep reading »

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